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Author:  zqawsxedcrfvtbgynhuj [ Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Great little joke
I'm not really that active here, for many reasons, but that's for another discussion. However, I read this and decided that it was too good for me not to pass on. Have fun with it :)


A child says to his teacher:

There are 3 women sitting on a bench, each of them are eating ice cream.
One is licking lovingly around the sides
Another second is sucking on the top
The third is devouring it like her last meal.
Which one is married?"


The teacher says, "Well I suppose the one that was licking loving around the sides is married."
The child replies, "No, actually it's the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think."
Author:  zqawsxedcrfvtbgynhuj [ Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:13 pm ]
Post subject:  From the same source
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Author:  Roads [ Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:59 am ]
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AHAHAHAHA!! :lol:
Author:  YuFo Rubberlegz [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:13 am ]
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ha ha ha ha ha :P
Author:  .name [ Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:31 pm ]
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I deffo like that! Gonna use it today :D
Author:  Fiery [ Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:30 pm ]
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lol, I'm gonna use that...except I'll ask her the question directly and my response will be of the kids haha

Nice one!
Author:  Impuls [ Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:56 pm ]
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Thats great, I fit it into a 2 part text message and just sent the first part on now! Waiting for her to reply with her guess on whos married.
Author:  V1V [ Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:57 pm ]
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Fucking brilliant.
BUT...
Why include the child and teacher bit?
Why not just ask her? lol
Author:  Swoop [ Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:33 am ]
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Ya? Well my slightly gay, blind, disfigured, somewhat crippled cousin got lucky this past weekend... Of course by lucky I mean he went deaf- at least now he won't have to listen to the laughter. The whole family's pretty psyched for him.
Author:  pedro2385 [ Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:44 am ]
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Nice one. This could def be used as an opener by asking the girl the question. It can be used to start the sexual chemistry very early on in the interaction as a bonus.

Good stuff
Author:  Call Me Dre [ Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:23 am ]
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haha, thats a great joke,

i think it would be better just to ask her

but thanks for the idea :) im going to have to steal it
Author:  ZEGlass [ Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:43 am ]
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Maybe I've just heard a lot of jokes, but this one's pretty old. If you're worried about girls having heard your opener before, I think you would be best to steer clear of this one.
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