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Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:11 pm ]
Post subject:  FWB Shows up UNANNOUNCED! FML
I had froze her out, the whole thing was feeling clingy. I flat turned her down for two hook up dates. I went no contact. I received text messages that said "Ok I can take a hint".

Quite honestly, I didn't have any horny juice leftover for her anyway, as I've been fucking the guts out of a new one, and still maintaining another.

She is Hot, and fucks like a wild animal.

She text me last night: "Hi....How are you?"

Idiot me, thinking harmless: "Good hope your doing well"

FWB: "I'm on you parking lot, I need a shoulder!"

Heywood (sudden chills lol): *IGNORE*

Tappity tap tap on door. *pause*

Tappity-tappity tap tap tap! *FUCK!!*

Crack blinds on the door and peek, No Mary Poppins! but a very mournful looking FWB HB8!

Not wanting to be on the cover of "Dick of the Week", I let her in.

I did not offer a drink or a seat, but she helped herself to both.

Me: Waz up?

Her: (rockabilly tears): I was groped by a plumber working at my house, + backup story and circumstances.

Me; Did you call the police? Report it to anyone?

Her: No it was 4 days ago, I have only told you just now, I would have text then but I didn't want to bother you.

Me: (thinking WTF?!?) You need to report this to the police and the company he works for!

Her: (complete about face) I went on that party boat that I wanted you to go on, by myself tonight, it was fun bla, bla bla. (She had invited, I had declined).

Me: I feel you pain, and understand your situation, but you can't stay, and you need to report that plumber.

Her: I'm not staying, are we done FWB? Come on just tell me?

Me: Yes.

Her: (More tears) What about us? (sits on my lap and starts grinding) is it another relationship?

Me: We don't have a relationship, I don't do those, you understood that going in.

Her: (more grinding trying to kiss, rubbing on me & shit) Come on Heywood, come on...over and over.

I stand up so that she must get off, and steer her to the door and open it.

I finally shed her off, she texts later, I ignore.

I've had clingers before, but I keep getting a bunny boiler vibe. My plan here is to just cut all ties, and freeze her out. This plan of (no) action has worked the best in the past.

Suggestions?


Starting to think the "Plumber story" Might be just that- a story trumped up for sympathy? Input?

I don't, and will not condone that kind of shit, and if true that retard needs to be punished.

But offing my help/protection, would only exacerbate the situation, I'm not okay with that.

Thanks for the read.
Author:  MrBreeze [ Thu Sep 12, 2013 3:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: FWB Shows up UNANNOUNCED! FML
Haha, I feel for you. After all these posts something Im not envious of.

This happened to me once too.

Me: What the fuck are you doing here?
Her: I texted you, you didn't respond
Me. Right, my GF will be here in five minutes (new info), Leave!
Her: Pouts and walks off.
Never heard from her again... I make it clear upfront that if she shows up unannounced its done.
Author:  TheFury [ Thu Sep 12, 2013 3:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: FWB Shows up UNANNOUNCED! FML
never had a clinger straight up show up .. that's crazy man
Author:  Warped Mindless [ Thu Sep 12, 2013 5:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: FWB Shows up UNANNOUNCED! FML
Block her on facebook, block her number on your cell and if she shows up again tell her your going to get a restraining order on her next time she does it.

Crazy clingers like that are emotional vampires and are fucking NUTS. Been there, done that.
Author:  CharlesFinley [ Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: FWB Shows up UNANNOUNCED! FML
You could have just said "yes, it's another relationship"... though that could have led to more problems.

Plumber story - smells of bullshit.
Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: FWB Shows up UNANNOUNCED! FML
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You could have just said "yes, it's another relationship"... though that could have led to more problems.
She was standing next to my knife block when she asked. And I'm pretty sure her eyes were rolling back. LMAO
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Plumber story - smells of bullshit.
Does me too.
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Block her on facebook,
Done 5 minutes after she left. The phone is a no go, tried. She text me like 20 times since, no response.

She cornered me at the gym, and stalked me through 5 stations. I started to get both rude and loud, she finely skittered away.

I used to think this was one hot MILF, but this is putting a whole new shade of ugly on her.

Next time she asks to knock boots, I'm going to suggest she call a plumber.
Author:  Monsignor Crisanto [ Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:24 am ]
Post subject:  Re: FWB Shows up UNANNOUNCED! FML
Blocking a determined nut case or ignoring her usually explodes to bigger drama such as attempted suicide, mutilation threats post coitus, or scandalous scenes at the workplace.

If the problem is still there, the most efficient way to dump this girl as peacefully and calmly as possible is to act AFC and needy. Say, text her 30 times every day for 7 straight days. Just cut and paste love quotes from the internet and send them so there isn't much effort on your end.

If she insists on going to your home unannounced, let her mow the lawn and do the laundry. However, DON'T let her cook anything. These crazies might get some bad idea and poison your food.

If she gets really weird, try some of these:

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It appears to be sufficient protection from scissors and knives but I doubt it if it will withstand the onslaught of a raging chainsaw.

:twisted:
Author:  7000 [ Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: FWB Shows up UNANNOUNCED! FML
One of my female friends (at the time, less so now I know she's a psycho!) got dumped by a lad, not least because he was moving 8 hours away and had found someone else anyway. My friend took the 8 hour train, knocked on his door (no idea how she got his address, I didn't want to ask!), when no answer she phoned the lad's parents, went and stayed at their house over night, went back the next day, still no answer at the door, then got an 8 hour train back.

She then started chatting to me saying things like "I just don't feel like I can go on, I feel suicidal". Now I was slightly becoming aware of her craziness by this point so was a bit sceptical but didn't want to just say "pull yourself together ffs" as I was worried that might push her over the edge!

Moral of the story - some girls are bat shit crazy. Unfortunately I can't seem to figure out a way of screening for crazy before I get involved with them!

Just freeze this one out, ignore her. She'll eventually get the message. If she turns up again, don't let her in. Make it clear that you're in the house, open the blinds, look at her, then sit down and ignore her. If she stays for more than 20 minutes, threaten to phone the police. If she's still there half an hour later, actually phone the police. It's drastic but cut it out before it gets really weird.
Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: FWB Shows up UNANNOUNCED! FML
She sent me this video this morning;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYXjLbMZ ... e=youtu.be
Author:  Hunter_Foxe [ Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: FWB Shows up UNANNOUNCED! FML
I had an ex contacting all of my current and recent past girlfriends on facebook and in person. It got messy. In the end, I made friends with her just to settle her down a bit. She's got a boyfriend now and apologised for going crazy.

I agree that blocking her can make it worse, unless you're prepared to move cities to get away from her.
Author:  CanuckEH [ Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: FWB Shows up UNANNOUNCED! FML
Do you have a "friend" who you're not too fond of who kinda knows his way around women?

Let the two meet, hit it off and she'll (hopefully) forget about you.
Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Sat Sep 28, 2013 3:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: FWB Shows up UNANNOUNCED! FML
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Do you have a "friend" who you're not too fond of who kinda knows his way around women?

Let the two meet, hit it off and she'll (hopefully) forget about you.
Actually I had her take the picture she sent me wearing leather chaps and daisy dukes, and start a POF profile, haven't heard from her since.
LMFAO!

Oh she did text and ask if I could collect certain items of clothing and return them.
Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Sun Sep 29, 2013 1:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: FWB Shows up UNANNOUNCED! FML
She's back.

Text last night.

"Hi what are you up to?"

Me a fucking 1/2 hour later "Hi" that's it...Hi

Her "I see you"

WTF really? No answer. lock door.

Her "Can I come in, just for a second?"

Me "NO!"

15 minutes later squealing tires....

Later "Pleas tell me what I did!!!"

Just now "It's not fair...i did nothing to you, you completely shut me out...I don't understand. And you refuse to do anything about it! Why Haywood....why?"

That PPO is getting to seem like a reality.
Author:  Monsignor Crisanto [ Sun Sep 29, 2013 2:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: FWB Shows up UNANNOUNCED! FML
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Quote:
Do you have a "friend" who you're not too fond of who kinda knows his way around women?

Let the two meet, hit it off and she'll (hopefully) forget about you.
Actually I had her take the picture she sent me wearing leather chaps and daisy dukes, and start a POF profile, haven't heard from her since.
LMFAO!

Oh she did text and ask if I could collect certain items of clothing and return them.
Coolest solution EVER!

One of the reasons why I love this forum.

:twisted:
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