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| Author: | Don Horneone [ Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Steak and blowjob day |
Does anyone have any thoughts on this? In principle, it seems like a fair reparation to guys for the effort we have to put in on Valentine's Day, but in practice something about it seems rather grim to me. Does anyone have success stories of getting a BJ that they wouldn't otherwise have got because they used this occasion to their advantage? |
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| Author: | Testicles [ Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Steak and blowjob day |
Haven't met a woman who actually enjoys giving blowjobs yet. They're a bit better at cooking, I'll give them that. As far as the best blowjob you could ever have? I read this on a website, don't remember its name, and I had to save it, because it sends so many messages on so many levels. So, here goes. - Conversation that would probably never happen in reality: Woman: We need to talk! Man: Ok. (thinking "Shit.") Woman: Something's been bothering me and I thought that we should talk about it so I can be clear on things. Now I want you to be completely 100% honest with me, it doesn't matter what your answer is. I just want you to tell me the truth, ok? Man: Ok. (thinking "You could actually lose some weight.") Woman: Do I blow you enough? Man: What? Woman: Do you feel you get enough oral sex? Man: (sheepishly) Not really... Woman: Ok. Well, we can't have that. Next time you want me to get down on that bad boy, just snap your fingers and I'll be like a cock sucking genie. Man: Really? Woman: Uh huh...Also, is there anything else I could while I'm on the "job" to make it better? Tickle or lick your balls? Finger your ass? Man: Well, stay away from my ass, but playing with my balls and bit of a lick might be nice. Maybe once in a while swallow? Woman: Once in a while ,or all the time? I'm cool either way. Man: All the time. I just didn't think you like it. Woman: I don't. But this about you, honey, not me. So, we're cool? Man: Yeah. - She gets up and walks away smiling. - He sits there confused, and then it dawns on him. He slowly raises his right hand, places his finger and thumb together, and snaps his fingers. - She turns round, and says "I was wondering how far you'd let me get." Then, true to her word, she drops to her knees and weakens him with the best blowjob of his life. |
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