Here a few humourous instances of all too common "chick logic"
(messed up logic that makes sense only to chicks) Enjoy,
1)I invite a chick over for supper. She refuses and says she is
busy as she has an appointment with her friends that evening,
but lunch is okay. She comes over, we have lunch and I
lay her. She ends up spending the night. I ask her the next morning
what happened to her friends and night appointment. She replies
that she didn't really have an appt, but just that if she came
over for supper, she would probably have slept with me.
I told her, "but you came over for lunch and slept with me anyways.."
Chick replies "that was different, because I didn't expect that!"
2)I lay Ms. Kinky (see the lay report on the newgroup/site),
and later I ask her her phone number.
She gives me her portable number, and tells me she doesn't have
a regular home phone. I lay her a few more times, then I spend a
night at her place. She has a home phone there.
I ask her why she didn't tell me the truth. She replies that there
are many people you can't trust out there, and her friends told her
to not give her phone number to people she didn't know well because
you can never know what might happen.
I reply jokingly "oh, I see, so then you always let strange guys you
don't know fuck you, and you spend nights in their places on the first
night out, and let them tie you up, who you don't trust enough to give
them your phone number because your friends told you to be careful of
strangers and what might happen to you".
She replied a joking grin back, and gave me her home number.
3)A chick I know who is just a friend in another city. I am going
to that city, and ask to stay at her place. She tells me she has
to ask her out of town BF first before I can stay there, because
she will feel guilty if she doesn't and some shit about trust in
her relationship with her BF.
She asks the BF, its ok, and I get the invite 2 days later and I
show up that week. That evening when we are talking, she tells me
she is fucking another guy behind her BF's back on weeknights when
the regular BF is travelling on business.
I didn't even ask about why she had to ask permission to her 'reg'
about me then.
4)I invite a chick over. We get into serious petting and fun,
everything except outright sex (her period). So I invite her over a
week later to finish the job. She comes over, I lay her. Then she
decides she wants to spend the night, but worries all evening that
she doesn't have her curler and accessories, because she was "never
expecting to have sex and spend the night". ... uh huh, so I guess
she was really just intending to come over for milk and cookies
then
yeah right... Go figure... 5)I meet a chick the first time. We drink, have supper, make out.
Then we head back to her place on the train. At the train station, she
tells me she lives with her parents so I probably cant come in. I tell
her we will go to a hotel. She says no, she is "not that kind of girl,
and doesn't go to hotels on the first night of meeting a guy". So I
fuck her right there in the train station behind some lockers instead.
That was okay with her.
So there you go, chick logic humor
Now that post was the funniest most humorous shit I've read lately. And its also true; chicc logic is illogical to us guys