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| Author: | Heywood Jablowme [ Mon Oct 01, 2012 6:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | How to guide: The Drunken Booty call |
We have all done it, gone out sarging, having a few cocktails. Whether it’s the booze, or your just having a horrible night getting blown of every set! Or things just turn into a sausage fest, but you’re having such a good time, you forget to stop drinking! Now you did the smart thing, and taken a cab home, right? And now you’re just sitting there with half a buzz, and a semi with nowhere to put it! Not all is lost, get your big fat thumbs out and get to work. Naturally after doing this for a while you end up with a shitload of random numbers, but what percentage do we actually call? Honestly, unless you have already made your selection earlier that night, I probably won’t call the girl. I mean, what the fuck are we gonna do? Go out on a date at 2 am? I’ll text! Thanks to modern technology, one of the greatest parts of today’s booty calls is that you can be so fucking hammered, but as long as you can spell out “Hey, what are you up to?” she’ll have no fucking idea that there’s a 85% chance you’ll be drunk tonight. But every girl knows what it means to get that text at 2 am. When you’re drunk you don’t want to do work to get laid, but we can use those numbers in that phone to our advantage. In order to properly identify your future booty call you will have to fucking fire away 10 texts to 10 of those random numbers you’ve got in your phone usually labeled by their nicknames such as “Blond Hottie” or “Butter Face.” Scientific research has proven that if you text 10 girls at 2 am looking for sex, at least 2 will respond. Just like that, boom – you’ve got your new booty call. It’s the fucking Circle of Life. Now don’t be getting all teary eyed, afraid your gong to offend one of them, they know the second they get the message what the deal is, so toss out the manpons and rack up your booty call list! |
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| Author: | Wall1e [ Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:18 pm ] |
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It's worth a try at least. |
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| Author: | Heywood Jablowme [ Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:00 pm ] |
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Quote: It's worth a try at least.
Oh, it works. It worked Saturday night, but it was officially Sunday morning when she arrived
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| Author: | Crypto [ Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:03 pm ] |
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What, she didn't come over just to watch Sportscenter? |
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| Author: | Heywood Jablowme [ Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:51 pm ] |
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Quote: What, she didn't come over just to watch Sportscenter?
Hahaha, The TV was on I had TiVo'ed "The Walking Dead" and was on the 3rd episode...I need to complete that task! She almost left because the parking lot was full at my building. ended up walking the 300 yards from the Apple Bee's across the way. A little miffed, but easily settled in
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| Author: | puaninja [ Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:24 pm ] |
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Drunk dialing the rejects in your phone for late night booty calls...I was actually going to talk shit about this, but come to think of it, it's not actually that bad of an idea... |
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| Author: | Melodical [ Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:12 pm ] |
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Remember to begin your texts "Hey sexy" instead of putting in each girls name, as in a hammered state mistakes can be made and texts once read by your lady friends can't be unread.... |
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| Author: | Rough Operator [ Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:08 pm ] |
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I do this all the time! |
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| Author: | Chinopants [ Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:16 pm ] |
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save some time an just send a mass text to them all at once. I do this all the time when I am bored an want to kill some time. Holding 2 or 3 an same times 4 convos at the same time is a fun game that takes some skill. Just leave the name vague when sent like sweety or sexy girl or cuteness or fuck doll if your me. |
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| Author: | Heywood Jablowme [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:05 pm ] |
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Quote: Remember to begin your texts "Hey sexy" instead of putting in each girls name, as in a hammered state mistakes can be made and texts once read by your lady friends can't be unread....
Absolutly, use a nickname! I use "Kitten" as a generic, it sounds more personal
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