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Author:  Thugnificient [ Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Typical PUA forum post LOL
A Typical PUA forum Post….

This is my thoughts sometimes I wonder what’s the point I see a million different idea’s towards a topic at the end of it all the Original poster ignores the correct way

Original Poster: There’s this girl I’ve been hanging out with for 2month’s now she always talks to me about her experiences of having wild off the wall sex with jerks. Those guys have nothing on me I read a PUA book they’re AFC’s. Well I made my first move on her yesterday while I was over her house after overstaying my welcome 12hours later I got balls all of sudden and went for a kiss a she stopped me slapped me then kicked me in the nuts and threw me out her house. And said she just wanted to be friends. How do I get this girl to like me I need this girl real bad I think I still have a chance?

Now several dudes respond with a barrage of advice

User#1(rookie): Man she slapped you and actually touched your balls with her foot sounds like kino/IOI to me umm…maybe I don’t know(Closest user#1 been to a girl was sitting next to one in a classroom)

User#2(someguy who’s been on forum a bit): Allow me to give my philosophies how on a good woman should be blah blah blah etc. according to the Tao of Buddha and Ghandi teachings/what I learned from Mystery

User#3(realist): Drop this girl ASAP there are plenty of others to choose from(the only good advice)

User#4(guy with 1000+ total post): I am a PUAmaster listen to me I will use big words and parables I really don’t understand and neither will u but it sounds clever. So here it goes the chicken crosses the road loses it's way but it indubitably finds its way back home...got it?? Thats how you get the girl to regain interest

User#5(read every pua manual ever made): PUA rule # 52 on page 1057 of the “PUA master hand book” states that’s she has her bitch shield on full blast….oh wait maybe that was rule number #102 crap I don’t know I’ll be right back

User#6(read too much C&F comedy doesn’t know when to turn it off): man you just got to go extremely cocky funny on her next time you’ll have her eating out of your hands

User#7(blunt bastard): I can’t believe your dumb ass thinks you still actually have a chance(actually this a well deserved response to a the OP)

And now OP returns which advice will he choose to take

Original Poster: your right User#1 it was an IOI she’s kino’d me YEESS!! And User#6 you’re right I need to up the C&F Thanks guys
Author:  JSmooth [ Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:22 pm ]
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LOL, no kidding man! That's what makes this free country so great. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, and they usually stink! No offense to anyone on the forum but you are completely right. In honesty in the example you gave above the clear choice is to move on, although there are lessons to be learned from the mistakes.
Author:  raycasanova [ Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:32 pm ]
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lol, I like this post.

Sticky time.
Author:  Thugnificient [ Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:50 pm ]
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Oh its true
Author:  Thugnificient [ Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:13 pm ]
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This is not a real post of course but there are very strong similarites with actual posters/advice givers just look around this site long enough you'll see what I mean you should be able to find similar post rather quickly
Author:  TrojanMan88 [ Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:16 pm ]
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LOL, no kidding man! That's what makes this free country so great. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, and they usually stink! No offense to anyone on the forum but you are completely right. In honesty in the example you gave above the clear choice is to move on, although there are lessons to be learned from the mistakes.
EXACTLY...well put lol
Author:  ace_of_spades [ Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:36 pm ]
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So fucking true. You just earned one of my precious, hard-earned reputation points. Props up.

P.S. I really can't find the right words to describe how much I enjoyed that post.
Author:  TrojanMan88 [ Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:39 pm ]
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So fucking true. You just earned one of my precious, hard-earned reputation points. Props up.

P.S. I really can't find the right words to describe how much I enjoyed that post.
I want one of your hard earned points too...me sad :(
Author:  Thugnificient [ Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:49 pm ]
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So fucking true. You just earned one of my precious, hard-earned reputation points. Props up.

P.S. I really can't find the right words to describe how much I enjoyed that post.
Much appreciated Thanks!!!
Author:  anutharound [ Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:24 pm ]
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haha I love this, so true
Author:  ace_of_spades [ Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:11 am ]
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I want one of your hard earned points too...me sad
Then write something insightful ;-).

Thug: It's not everyday somebody comes along and describes (very well) my biggest problem with this forum. It seems to be filled with high school people looking for advice with girls they already know. A friend of mine whom I introduced to this stuff about a week ago said to me

'Right... Is it called pickup because it only works on girls you just met?'

Smart guy, I can already tell he'll get far.

Again: props up!
Author:  Roads [ Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Typical PUA forum post LOL
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Well I made my first move on her yesterday while I was over her house after overstaying my welcome 12hours later I got balls all of sudden and went for a kiss a she stopped me slapped me then kicked me in the nuts and threw me out her house. And said she just wanted to be friends. How do I get this girl to like me I need this girl real bad I think I still have a chance?
Sounds like you've got her attention, now all you have to do is escalate kino and continue DHV'ing yourself.
Author:  ace_of_spades [ Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:13 am ]
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Sounds like you've got her attention, now all you have to do is escalate kino and continue DHV'ing yourself.
Roads, your evil, evil sense of humor will get you very far.
Author:  Roads [ Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:36 am ]
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Sounds like you've got her attention, now all you have to do is escalate kino and continue DHV'ing yourself.
Roads, your evil, evil sense of humor will get you very far.
What is life, without satire :D
Author:  Thugnificient [ Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:54 am ]
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Thug: It's not everyday somebody comes along and describes (very well) my biggest problem with this forum. It seems to be filled with high school people looking for advice with girls they already know. A friend of mine whom I introduced to this stuff about a week ago said to me

'Right... Is it called pickup because it only works on girls you just met?'

Smart guy, I can already tell he'll get far.

Again: props up!
Actually in this post the users relate to specific individuals who shall remain nameless at this point and time....
giving advice unless your a chick is pointless
if its a guy giving advice nobody cares thats the way i see things
Its the internet nothing is real its all fake
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