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| Author: | Heywood Jablowme [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The Kid Rock, Beer Bong, Barmaid Story |
It was hot Sunday 90s, I was out on my Harley enjoying the sun. I was getting a little sunburned, and THIRSTY LOL. So I stopped off at a little Bar-Grill to cool off, No big deal, not expecting any more than a cool drink and shade! To my good fortune, a HB8 tiny little blond behind the bar, whom I know by 1st name only and a couple of cute runners working the floor. I comment to her on the lack of customers, and excitement in the bar. Idle chit chat ho hum. Around the bar is and older couple, a couple of random dudes, dull! Finely a tattooed hip looking guy comes in with a well endowed HB7-8 on his arm, and a chum. Thank God, entertainment! I immediately strike up conversation, turns out he may (or may not lol) play base for some heavy hitter bands. He is enamored with the barmaid, and is struggling to get her attention, and figures out I at least slightly know her, and he wants to learn more. He asks me to join him for a smoke outside. He tells me the girl he brought in is cock-blocking him and telling everyone they are a couple. Him and I come up with a plan to inject some fun into the day no matter how the pussy shakes out in the end. He goes off to the store 2 doors down to get a large funnel and a chunk of plastic hose (turns out they had a pre-maid beer bong!). I entertain the troops back inside! All had just ordered beers, we insisted EVERYONE at the bar had to try it once, we went 1st, HBboos went next spilling most down her tiny top, after that EVERYONE did join in and hilarity ensued. Although this did not end in an immediate F close, I walked out with 7 new friends, 4 new phone numbers, and lip-gloss all over me! Thanks to everyone taking pictures on their phones and passing them around. I will now keep the trusty beer bong handy when traveling to new places! I may post a couple of the pics. Use this IDEA I guarantee good times! |
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| Author: | midlife_crysus [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:04 pm ] |
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Well you showed the people who the fun guys were, thats what women like. Where is the Kid Rock part of the story from? The guy who played bass? |
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| Author: | Heywood Jablowme [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:13 pm ] |
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Where is the Kid Rock part of the story from?
Yeah, claimed Kid Rock, and Uncle Cracker I did not try to prove or dis-prove!The guy who played bass? And yes that was the point of telling the story, Having fun! Being fun, and sharing the fun! The endowed blond facebook requested me today. The barmaid text last night to tell me she would be working again this Weekend to stop by 
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| Author: | midlife_crysus [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:16 pm ] |
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"Like" it |
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| Author: | RetiredRodeo [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:20 pm ] |
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Heywood, I hear you man... Awesome. Entertainment and enjoyment because you opened your mouth! Would love to see pics. I'm thinking about putting a few up as well, but would prefer to do so in the PMZ. Would rather have some sort of filter on them... Peace, RR |
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| Author: | xxq999 [ Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:56 am ] |
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