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So, this gorgeous 17 year old (part time photo model) wrote some comments on a picture a friend of mine posted on facebook.
I started negging her and flirted wildly. She loved it, and two a-holes tried cock-blocking me. I kept my frame strong and laughed. They told me "dude - she is barely legal. You pedo!" and just winked and said "so, she's legal then. Cool!
" and shit like that.
The age of consent in Norway is 16. ....I'm 30, by the way.
So she started writing "yeah, I'm brand new - so what. I've been legal for more than a year by the way", and told the a-holes to get off her back.
I then added her as a friend on facebook and started chatting with her, flirting and being awesome.
I told her she seemed like a fun girl and said we should party or just go out for a coffe some day. She agreed and gave me her phone number.
I tried hooking up a date this weekend, but she had her finals on Monday and were at her (strict) father this weekend. LOL!
I later negged her about being a gamer (she wrote something about video games on her wall) and told her I would totally smash her in COD or GOW.
She laughed and told me it would be fun to meet and play video games some day.
That day is tomorrow.
She is bringing a friend and I'm bringing a buddy who already knows her. The model chick and I decided that whenever someone gets fragged in GOW or COD they have to drink a tequila shot. Then we'll go out to a club where I know the doormen (lots of social proof) and see what happens.
While I was working out the details on the facebook chat, a drop dead gorgeous 21 year old (killer body, long sexy legs, long hair, the full package) started chatting with me too.
And earlier today my ex told me she's working out almost every day now (she knows I like very slim girls, but she put on some weight while we were dating). She told me she wants to hook up this summer (she lives in another country), just as friends. "But of course we'll fuck too", she wrote me. Sounds like a great vacation to me.
.....and the chick I nailed on Tuesday sends me 20 messages a day telling me how awesome I am in bed and wants to put heaven and hell in motion to meet me again (she's average looking at best, though. I was just so f-ing horny and she was such an easy slut.
)
The girl I nailed on Thursday altso told me she wants to be my fuck buddy.
.....and my 18 year old, gorgeous "semi-girlfriend" (too early to tell) with blonde hair all the way down to her hip, and huge boobs keeps sending me bikini pictures and telling me what a "wonderful boy" I am.
LIFE IS AWESOME!!!
Well? Don't just write shit like this and say nothing, you fucker!
BTW, I am not sure about Norway, but in my expirience models are the most approachable and easy-to-get girls out there. Very cool and a lot of fun, not as stuck up as many think. So good for you brossem! 16 is the magic number. Hottest girl I ever fucked was 16, and the only ONS I would repeat anyday.
Ha ha ha...OK, so here goes:
I picked up the model and a super-cute HB7+ and drove them to the center of Oslo, where we dropped off HB7+ who wasn't going with us. On the way we discussed how freakin' awesome my BMW 745 is.
I then picked up my buddy and the other girl (a HB 7).
We then went over to my place to play some video games and drink. I really don't drink much, but that gave me an excuse to not drive the girls home after the pubs closed.
I kick ass at video games, and the loser had to shot tequila, so the girls got tipsy pretty fast. I must admit it was a bit difficult to communicate with girls who are almost half my age, but I was able to dumb it down adequatly.
We then had some drinking games, type "truth or dare".
We were then able to establish that both girls had tried anal sex, the model had tried a threesome, the HB7 had been nailed in the back of a van etc.
17 year old girls were never this cool when I was 17!
I then played FEAR 3 and FIFA with HB7, while my buddy was hitting on the model. Fine by me, I was just hanging out and having fun (and I also owe him lots of chicks, as he has set me up with some pretty decent ONS in the past
).
My friend got too drunk, though and started telling the model that she had a "porn star crack". This is basically when the girl stands with her legs together, and there is space between her legs running all the way up to the candy bag.
The other girl stood up and said in a sad voice "I don't have a porn star crack". I laughed and told her that her crack was very nice too.
I also comforted her when I scored goals on her on FIFA and kinoed a bit.
We then went out to a local pub with a low age limit (18) and the girls got straight in with their fake IDs.
On the way over I flirted with HB7 and told her she was really fun and cool. She replied that she liked hanging out with me too, and that she was having a great time. I asked her if she was single and she instantly replied "yes". Later she gave me her phone number.
In the pub we got the girls some drinks, but we managed to screw things up. I admit that my game needs a lot of improvement. I'm used to getting girls by "default" by flexing my muscles and/or flashing them in on-line chat rooms and get laid without having to game the girls.
When I hook up with girls IRL, I can get number closes and also kiss closes if the girls gives me a lot of IOIs. When the girl is shy or for other reason gives few IOS or mixed signals, I usually screw up.
In hindsight I know when I should have made my move and it happened the first time the girls went to smoke (they would leave 12794712 times during the evening to go to the toilet, smoke etc. but they always returned to us, so at least that's something).
When they were smoking and we joined them I started talking about training, because HB7 also loved to work out. I kinoed her and told her I could see she works out a lot, and told her she had a killer body while squeezing a bit here and there. She then started squeezing my biceps and said "wow! You're not even flexing", I grinned and then flexed. She said "WOW! Model girl, have you seen this?!"
The model girl looked at me with big eyes and replied "yeah, I know! It's incredible". I should have gone in for a kiss close with HB7, but messed it up. Well, it was a learning experience.
I later got to squeeze HB7s ass and tits a bit, and tried to get her on the dance floor. I'm not a good dancer, but dancing is a good way to get close and get the kiss. She didn't want to dance, because she said she was a horrible dancer. I told her I was too, but it didn't help.
At this point my friend was getting way too drunk to have any game at all (it happens). I did at one point go for the kiss with HB7, but she got flakey and I admit the timing was bad. Ah, well....
We then went to my place to party some more, but the girls were too tired and the model girl fell asleep. On the way over she was cold and I put my arm around her. She snuggled tight into me, so that's a definite IOI...or maybe she was just cold.
When we got home the model girl and my friend passed out on the couch. I tried talking with HB7 to build comfort, but she seemed tired and not in a party mood anymore.
The model said she wanted to sleep and I told her to go up to the loft and into my bed. She did. My friend jumped up from the couch and followed her. Good boy!
I stayed downstairs a while to hear if he was getting lucky. He wasn't.
Then HB7 went up to sleep with her friend.
I then said that there was no way I was sleeping on the couch and came after them. We ended up sleeping in my bed all four of us. It wasn't as sweet as it sounds.
My friend is about 6" and weighs 220 lbs. I'm 6"2 and about 250lbs. It was crowded.
The next day I sent a -1- text message to HB7, but got no answer. The model sent me lots of messages though, saying she really enjoyed coming over, that I was a really good guy and so on. And she also sent the first message, which is a good sign.
I've also chatted with her on FB, and she seems quite interested. Not so flakey as she was before I met her (when she could just log off without saying goodbye and stuff like that).
The next day I went to the same friend for a party. A very hot, but obnoxious girl started flirting and wanted to sit on my lap and take pictures to post on facebook.
When she wasn't allowed in the pub because she was too drunk, she wanted to come home with me. Since I know she's a slut and pretty good looking I agreed.
During the 20 min drive home I got more and more fed up with her obnoxious attitude, though. She was insulting me because I was sober, didn't smoke etc.
So I decided to dump her at a gas station and go home alone.
I then called her to check if she was able to get home on her own. She wasn't and my friend was pissed that I dumped this chick.
She had (of course) lost her visa card and had no cash.
I told her to stay put and I would drive her home to her place. While we were driving I didn't say a single word and had the radio off. She was reduced from queen of the alpha females to a sniffling brat (which is exactly what she is).
When she drinks she always gets into fights with everyone and acts like a rude drama queen. I have no need for this behaviour just to get laid with yet another girl, and I won't take this shit from anyone.
When I dropped her off, she gave me a long apology. The next day she texted me and apologized even more. I believe I got more respect from her this way than if I had tried screwing her after being blatanly insulted. Who knows, maybe next time I'll actually WANT to fuck her.
On Sunday I hooked up with a HB 8 who is a supercute, 18 year old and bisexual. We had great sex and when I drove her home to her parents we talked about inviting other hot teenage girls for group sex. She was very open to this, but needed time to get to know me better.
We've been dating for a few weeks now.
We were supposed to meet yesterday also, but she got sick and canceled at the last possible minute. 30 minutes later I had another girl coming over. She isn't nearly as hot (average at best), but she comes when I calls and lets me poke her pooper. A decent substitute when someone cancels, but nothing more.
When I was finished with her I logged onto facebook, to see messages from a couple of girls, including my ex who wants to meet me asap and for me to FUCK HER NOW!! (in capital letters). Sweet!
Right now she told me she must go to the gym to become "more sexy" and then send me pictures. Sounds fun!
Anyway....I need to improve my IRL game (I have pretty good internet game) and be a bit more assertive and "caveman" in my approach I think. Since I don't drink I need to just man the fuck up.
Speaking of internet game; I've gotten several models on my friend list on facebook the last couple of days, and I'm starting to chat a bit with a HB7 that I don't really know (but I had an angle and was able to initiate contact). I hope to get some action out of this.
Either way, I need to improve my IRL game. Norway is a small country, and the amount girls who are willing to invite me over for sex after only seeing my picture on a dating site are limited. I've banged about 30 of these girls the last couple of years, but the honey pot is drying up.
Anyways, I'm loving the learing process and I'm enjoying life.