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I want to fuck the shit out of a Jigglypuff
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| Author: | Breaking Bad [ Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | AFC's stuck in pallet town with a rattata |
A pokemon analogy =) Do you want to be legendary? At the moment you could get caught with 1 regular pokeball. You cant be legendary if you dont even know what legendary is or what legendary does. You cant find zapdos in pallet town, and that's where you're at right now, empty pokedex in hand. By empty pokedex im refering to your utter lack of abundance. You cant even get an itemfinder from oak's aide if u dont have at least 50 pokemon. And your pokedex is empty cuz all ur doing is wasting time on them rattatas that keep stealing your picnic lunch. Get the fuck out of pallet town. Release your rattata back into the wild. Work your way up to mewtwo and articuno. You can leave pallet town but PALLET TOWN WILL NEVER LEAVE U. Until then, youre just proving over and over again that u DONT WANT LEGENDARY I know exactly why you REALLY dont want to release your rattata. its not really because you want revenge. its not really because you think she's the best. its not really because the sex is great. its because you got fucking nothing else. You have nothing else and you fear having nothing at all. You rationalize the desperation you feel as love because you dont know any better- your pokedex is empty as shit. You'll continue to stay with her but in the back of your head there will be a seed of truth that grows larger and larger over time, and one day you'll break down and realize that you've lost something you can never get back. Instead you chose to try to hold onto an illusion. You'll see that you lost your chance to... be the very best... like no one ever was. |
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| Author: | Warped Mindless [ Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:41 am ] |
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I lol'd |
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| Author: | GoldDust [ Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:31 pm ] |
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I want to fuck the shit out of a Jigglypuff |
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| Author: | Breaking Bad [ Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:33 pm ] |
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Quote: I want to fuck the shit out of a Jigglypuff
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| Author: | Chief [ Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:52 pm ] |
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you motherfucker lol that's a direct copy/paste from what I said in the chat to tjamx...something... and you didn't even cite me i hate you 
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| Author: | Shyler [ Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:11 pm ] |
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If you release rattata, you don't have any pokemon to weaken and catch other, better pokemon. You can't even go into the wild without pokemon. So you want to release rattata, and hoping, BEGGING for professor oak to give you a charmander, bulbasaur, squirtle or even pikachu? So in analog with PU, you should dump your granade, die in the grass without a granade for protection, or beg an old man to get a prettier chick, so you can catch other girls, without losing the first one? And you should train her to bring her hotness to the next level?? Do you realy think it's impossible to realy like or love a rattata? Nice try for the pokemon analogy, but I don't see much sense. |
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| Author: | Allahz Apostle [ Sat Nov 26, 2011 8:07 pm ] |
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What are you talking about? You get a squirtle, balbasaur, or charmander in Pallet. If its Yellow version, then all the good ones are taken, and you have to settle for pikachu. Train them to level 16, which is pretty easy, and they'll evolve. Level 36 for the final form. Then you could go to the island, do the missingo glitch, and get infinite master balls and rare candies. You could also battle monsters there above level 100... And just so you know.. in diamond version I had one of every pokemon in my bank account. Like 386 total, including legends like arcaus and celebi. |
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