Okay, so last night a buddy of mine had a birthday party at his house at the beach. As soon as I get there, I spot two fucking gorgeous chicks in the corner by themselves. If any of you don't know by now, I hate the three second rule...it is useless to me because I'd rather plan out an approach appropriately than rush in unprepared. The three second rule is a tool to get over approach anxiety, another crutch just like canned lines that I believe should be ditched as soon as you become better at interacting with women. So of course I leave them alone and grab a drink or two and have some good fun with my boys for a while. About an hour later I came back upstairs where they were playing beer pong, my friend and I signed up to play next. The girls ended up beating two kids so we stepped up and played them.
(While playing)
HB9: Hey! You like the eagles too? Thats an awesome Jersey! I love Reggie White!
HB8: Eagles Suck. Giants all the way!
ME: Tell your retarded friend to shut the hell up before I kick her ass back to New York.
HB8: Thats not nice!
ME: Who said I was nice?
HB8: You should be!
ME: Says who?
HB8: Says me!
ME: And you are?
HB8: I'm Heather and this is my friend Sarah.
ME: Well thats just wonderful, now shoot the ball. You girls are on the clock, and your time is running out.
Heather: Don't rush me! I have to concentrate. (she misses)
ME: On missing?
Sarah: Your an asshole!
ME: Stunning observation Barbie. Did you put your panties and bra on all by yourself this morning too?
Sarah and Heather: giggles giggles giggles
We chatted back and forth for a little while and they wound up beating our asses actually.
ME: Well, it was a pleasure girls. But you have officially bored the hell out of me, have fun.
I went downstairs to visit the birthday boy who just happened to be getting into some trouble, so of course I had to indulge. I hung with him for about 20 minutes and went back upstairs to the dance/beer games area of the party. As I was walking near the set of girls I heard Sarah yelling at some kid across the table and it sounded like she was pretty pissed off/ offended. Heather was right next to her and they looked rather scary when mad. I walked up behind them and put my hand on the small of both of their backs and asked what was wrong.
ME: Whats wrong?
Sarah: This kid in the green sweatshirt is being a fucking asshole! He's calling us dirty cunts and telling us to suck his dick.
ME: If he says anything again let me know, I'll handle him.
Now, I knew this asshole was going to say something so I stayed close and just waited. This dumbass was giving me a huge opportunity to display higher value to these two lovely ladies. Within about a minute he said it again, after they both missed two shots in a row he called them stupid cunts again. I honestly don't know what this douchebag was thinking, but...whatever. I walked strait up to him, got in his face and said:
ME: YOU GOT A PROBLEM THAT YOU NEED TO EXPRESS MOTHERFUCKER?
DumbDrunk: No, what the hell you talking about.
ME: IF YOU SAY ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING WORD TO MY GIRLS AGAIN ILL BREAK YOUR FUCKING NOSE!
DumbDrunk: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE LITTLE MAN. (He was fat)
I'm not usually the type to fight anymore, I've been through countless fights and am really quite sick of them. But I figured this kid was asking for it. This was a deviation from my plan because I was well dressed and just really not in the mood to cause that big of a scene but I decided to do it anyway. After he told me to get the fuck out of his face I grabbed his shirt collar with two hands and pushed him out the sliding glass door he was next to and outside, both fists pushing into his throat. A large group followed us outside, I warned him one final time to back down and when he told me to fuck off I just laid a right handed haymaker right into his face. He didn't drop, which I figured since he was about 50-70lbs more than me. He responded with two punches to my stomach and one to my face which I just barely ducked. Blah blah blah, the fight lasted about 3 minutes, I wound up getting behind him, throwing him to the ground and getting a rear naked chokehold on him (for those of you who know who that is). Anyway, after it was broken up and I went back in the house. Both of the girls approached me.
Sarah: OMG! You just got in a fight for us and we don't even know your name.
ME: I'll tell you it if you help me get cleaned up.
Heather: Come with us you bloody dirty boy.
ME: With pleasure.
We went downstairs again into what I'm guessing was the master bathroom. I had a bloody nose, his blood on my shirt, undershirt and pants, not to mention dirt and grass stains on my clothes and skin. As soon as I walked in, one of them locked the door, which I took as the last IOI that I really needed. I took my shirt off, leaving my tanktop on and sat on the sink holding my nose while they one was cleaning my shirt and the other washed the shit off of me. They began to ask me tons of questions: what my name was, where im from, why i fought the kid, who i know here, where i go to school, how old i am, etc.
Heather: You know, I thought you were an asshole but your actually a really nice guy. You were being so cold to us earlier, now you just opened up and fought someone for us.
ME: Don't flatter yourself, it wasn't for you. I don't like that kid. You just gave me a reason.
Sarah: Really?
ME: No. I don't even know who he is, you girls will believe anything wont you?
Both: Kinda.
ME: And your great friends aren't you?
Both: Yeah, how'd you know?
ME: One...you answer questions with the same answer at the same time. Two, your comfortable enough to do this.
Heather: It is kind of weird, we just met you and we're almost giving you a sponge bath.
Sarah: Yeah, this is a first. Take your other shirt off so I can try to clean it.
ME: Cool, I'm gonna rinse off real quick. Unless either of you wanna scrub my ass.
Heather: EW!
While they were fucking around doing a bad job cleaning my clothes I dropped my pants and jumped into the shower. I heard giggling over the sound of the water and some girly chatter. I finished quick and grabbed a towel and got dressed. I knew I was getting close to being able to make a move on both of them because both were touchy feely and very comfortable with the fact that I was just ass naked in front of them. But I knew that if I was to get something out of this, it wasn't going to be in the bathroom of a loud party. I could tell they were girls that would have a three-way but not trashy enough to do it in a bathroom.
ME: Thanks Ladies, I know that I got you all hot and bothered but I need a drink if I have to hang out with you two any longer.
Sarah: So charming. Lets go.
We went upstairs together but I quickly rejoined my friends that happened to be dancing around like morons. After about 15 minutes Sarah approached me and began to dance with me. Within seconds we were kissing, I felt a hand gripping my ass and stopped the kiss short and opened my eyes to see that it wasn't Sarah with her hand on my ass, it was Heather.
ME: Just because you saw my ass getting in the shower doesn't mean you have the right to sexually abuse me.
Heather: Shut up, you know you like it.
Sarah began to kiss my neck and I officially knew it was on, but still had to figure out where I could get something going on at.
ME: Ladies, stop molesting me in front of all these people. It's okay only if everyone doesn't see, I don't want my friends thinking I'm a slut.
Sarah: Lets go to the beach.
ME: I'm just along for the ride, you girls lead the way.
We walked to the beach (Luckily it was warm out), with both girls under my arms they were rubbing me down left and right. I stopped at my car and grabbed my beach blanket and a sack of chronic. I rolled up a blunt in the car real quick then we proceded to the beach. I set up the blanket, sparked the blunt, we sat there and kissed for a while. Then fucked like rockstars. Since I had been drinking all night and sniffed two painkillers I almost outlasted them. They enjoyed it so much that they said they want to do it again tomorrow night. End of story.
I'll probably do a more detailed analysis of the steps I took and methods I used to nail this one.
I have a question for anyone reading it.
I kinda like Sarah (HB9) and am interested in her. Shes funny, smart, and fucking gooooooooood looking. I've had several threesomes in the past, but they were one night stands and with girlfriends and their friends. So I think I'm going to persue a relationship with Sarah, but I'm very cautious and think that it might be hard to claim one of them while disregarding the other one without offending her. Any suggestions?
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