31/10/15 - Halloween
Well, I don’t really post an LR every time I get laid but this night was super fun and entertaining. The threads on the forum recently are absolute cringe so here is some entertainment.
In the daytime, the girl from Thailand i met on the river came to the city and came to see me for 2 hours, i got a kiss but her friend was there so sex couldn’t happen. Maybe she will come back for me but there is some other dude in my city that she seems to prioritise over me, oh well. time to go out
Me and my friends (Seluj, Nighthawk, Frenchie ) for the past month have been trying to decide on a costume theme for us all to wear, none of can compromise on a outfit and we left it till last minute. 3 other guys decided to go as some fucked up father xmas with a big bow tie and I made creative last minute costume that I was kinda proud of ha:
We decide to hit the gay district since everywhere is crazy tonight. I get straight to it and pretty much are asking groups of girls to pick their costume out of us. They don’t even understand what I am till I tell them and then they go crazy, maybe next time I will keep it idiot proof and choose a more goofy costume. So basically, i am gaming dressed badly until I tell them I am Walter White.
It's so much fun, we are all getting stuck in, make out's all night. We don’t even get into a venue because the street is so much fun. These crazy costumes people were wearing a lot of girls had epic cleavage. I have a thing for boobs and I would just motorboat them as I approach. If you have a good vibe, you can do this no problem. It even works on the sexually unavailable girls. They welcome it actually since they expect attention.
I do a marriage proposal to some plain girl and the whole street thinks it’s real and all gather around taking pictures. It caused chaos lol. What sort of person would propose for real on a dirty street at midnight? lol Anyway, make out etc but i just ditched, time to find some serious hotties. Some other funny things we did.
Seluj and NW - the two room mates and they were in the same costume. I was with one of them we got split up and ended up going to different bars each, we rendezvous’d and they were talking to some girls, they then pretended that they had the same costume and the girls were screaming ‘Oh my god, what a small world! you both have the same costume!’ and NH and Seluj laugh and pretend they just met but then they stay talking to the girls, make out’s ensues hehe. i love these guys.
I have a near SNL’s, one with an absolute hotty that was with her gay friend, Frenchie tried winging me with him but I am pretty sure if frenchie was gay, then we could of all been fucking each other that night. So my wingman let me down. It’s getting towards the end of the night and only a bunch of flakey phone number’s and a near SNL.
I see 2 girls, one is a sexy black gal. Kinda my favourite, marriage proposal, frenchie plays wingman priest and get’s us married and wins her friend over too. I get a makeout and then they tell us they are hungry and on their way to get some chips (English fries) I lead the way and take them past a very busy chippy and I tell them I know a special place, i get her number, then I take them to the place next to my apartment hehe, we get some chips and sit down together. Her friend gives me an order to buy them, I said: ’Nice try, only got my bank card anyway’ - The light’s are awfully light and kinda ruining the dynamic. Usually in chippy’s at this time, its full of drunks that look like zombies, but that was literally the case since it was halloween
girl in middle
Obnoxious drunks are fucking with our costumes as well. The girls take their sweet ass time to eat the chips and lend a hand and take mouthful’s to speed up the process, they mention that they need to go home. I can sense things are going to shit. I kinda don’t give them much attention and then my girl suddenly put’s my arm around her and we have another kiss so things are looking good again. I tell them that I can show them something fun. I tell them we can throw water bombs from my apartment at people in the street and ruin their night, they seem to like the idea.
We get to the apartment, the friend is annoying as fuck, really sarcastic and annoying questions. She orders me to make her some toast, I tell her to go to the fridge and then she moans because it’s wholemeal bread. They start to think I’m rich because i live in the city centre. I would vaguely reply which kind of made them think that i was richer than i was. I didn’t want them to think this anyway because it could turn into date mode and not be s SNL. Anyway, I kind of let her fuck with things and Frenchie knows to keep her in check I take my girl in my room to show her something cool, I have one of these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqAUmgE3WyM
This is by far the best gadget for me to get girls into my room hands down. £50 well spent. She giggles with it and then I try to shut the door. She then freaks out and joins her friend in the living room. We get a drink and I get onto the subject of travel. I then tell her I got a map on my wall in my room (which i have) and then I close the door more smoothly, we talk about places for a minute and then I make out with her and then it push her onto the bed and then game over.
We fuck all night long and didn’t sleep, made her squirt over my bed, have sex at least 7 times, her friend leaves the apartment and leaves us to it. Frenchie got LMR but he didn’t care because she was so annoying. Frenchie did me proud with the flawless wingman ship. I want to add her to the rotation and i tell her it doesn’t have to be a one night thing. I lose some man points and she is like ‘maybe’ so I was like ‘ okay, no problem never mind then’
I decided to freak her out, I type her number into Facebook and it linked me to her profile. I ‘guessed’ her surname and freaked her out. She now thinks I’m some rich smart dude. In the morning, i call her a taxi and as i open the door, she says: ‘You best text me okay?’ and I say ‘Maybe
’ (revenge feels good)
THEN, I go back to my apartment, I have locked myself out. My room mate is in a different city and isn’t back in the evening. I have to roam the streets in shitty pyjama’s for 8 hours until he get back, deprived of sleep.
THE END
The funny thing is, she hasn’t seen breaking bad tv show, so I actually pulled her looking like a badly dressed middle aged man with a goatee, it’s funny because If i dressed really bland on a night out, I will feel icky and not on point. Perhaps I need to dress down more so I kind of don’t have to let my style do 50% of the gaming for me. She could feel my good vibes, things are good in my life, business is good, hitting the gym, testosterone flowing, have got other girls in the mix. Just feeling like a solid alpha male.
Hmmm - She is a bit different on the texts though, being a diva one word replier, I am not holding my breathe on seeing her again. Will freeze her out and wait till I get the ‘How are you?’ text if she wants to see me again. I am pretty sure nobody fucked her like I did.