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Phaser22 | PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:48 pm | |
Offline | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:06 pm Posts: 14 | I was derping around town waiting for my bus and I saw this 8 brunette with an incredible ass, I had to approach. I went as direct as I could go, seeing as though the bus was arriving soon. I said the old 'You're so gorgeous, I had to approach you, can I have you're number?' in a semi joking way and she replied 'You can have me if you like'. Fucking score. She led me to her car and thank god it was an automatic, she had a hand occupied! So anyway, we get to her house and we start kissing and then she bends over a desk in her living room and I start banging her like dog on hot chips. I finished all over her back and she went to take a shower. Whilst taking my victory lap around the apartment I noticed a picture of a cow, wierd. I looked closer and she HAD A FUCKING UDDER NIPPLE IN HER MOUTH. SHE WAS DEEP THROATING A COW UDDER IN THE PICTURE. I was straight out the fucking door after sending a quick snapchat to everyone I know. A cow? Is this a joke or is it actually her being real. I mean what the fuck. I was having a great day until I realised I had sex with the most depraved woman I'd ever met. Why god. WHY?
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Chief | PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 8:51 am | |
Offline | Moderator | | Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:19 am Posts: 5903 Website: http://seductiveintrovert.com | This is the best LR I've ever read haha
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Lebenskunstler | PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 12:56 pm | |
Offline | Member of MPUA Forum | | Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2011 6:23 pm Posts: 192 |
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SaffronAshley | PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 3:18 pm | |
Offline | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Sun Nov 23, 2014 9:38 pm Posts: 6 | I think the speed in her compliance and her actively offering herself up on a plate in only minutes should have been an indication that something wasn't quite right...
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CharlesFinley | PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 4:13 pm | |
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