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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:53 pm 
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A series of stories fore pure enjoiment and inspiration. Skip the intro if you're here to read about a lay.

Intro

Recently your man Lebenskunstler rediscovered that;
- Sex is the strongest motivator in life
- long term-relationships are for the socially-insecure and lonely
- The earth is a gigantic ball of dirt :shock:
- Love is assigning qualities to something that is does not really posess
- Monogamy is a prison built up of mutual enslavement
- Denying urges causes split personality
- To become a badass is pealing away insecurity by surviving yet unknown situations 8)
- People are utterly stupid. So dont expect anything from them. Take initiative (Be the wolf not the sheep)
- Anal is the closest i got to heaven...so far
- Writing a blog about your sexlife causes an ego boost
- This blog allows me to look at my life eccentrically
- My vibe is more important than my intelect
- Action is more important than ambition (
- Fear to not succeed is paralizing and causes you not to succeed.

That being said you can now enjoy the graphical Lay-reports of a young self pro-claimed sex addict on his journey to becomming the worlds most alive person.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:58 pm 
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32. Got bathroom-pulled

We arrive at our hostel at midnight and quickly set off to what would be one creasy night out. About 20 meters from our hostel we grab a quick midnight snack [Extra garlic since we don't care]. Another 20m and we come across the first club. Bouncer fucks us over on the entree price but hey .. our money is worth 4 times as much here so what the heck. We sit down on a terrace outside and me and my boys are just stunned. It was clear we embarked heaven early as one perfect 10 after another made my jaw drop. The previous week i built up a fair amount of sexual energy as i was on a holiday cherishing my main girl.

After about an hour of drinking large cheap beers i can no longer stand watching those sexy puppy's passing by. As i see two mildly drunk brunettes walking towards the table next to us i walk up to them and ask if they want to join us. The fatty looks at me suspicious but the petite cutie instantly grabs my hand and sits down next to me. As i was still stunned by her looks all i could do was ask interview mode questions. She's a local student in the field i graduated in making the conversation quite easy for me. She's obviously drunk as she pauses her stories at weird moments and drinks beer with a straw. I compliment her on her body that was obviously too petite for handling the large beer she's eagerly zipping away trough the pink straw. My charisma cracks open and she gave me all the attention she had left in her boozy head. After making her laugh i grab her face and lean in, followed by a 5 second kiss. Conversation continues as if nothing happened. After 25 minutes or so i propose dancing but missy declines. I persist but no.
For the next 5 minutes she's quiet as i put out some more stories. I stand up and grab her hands "let's dance".

This time she follows me inside, but as i walk further missy gets in front of me and starts to drag me instead. She seemed to suddenly crave dancing a lot. Asshe takes me down stairs we get closer to the toilets i took a piss an hour ago. Things now slowly start to make sense. She turns around and we start making out heavily as i press her agains the wall. Her breath is heavy as she opens up her mouth completely when i kiss her neck. She stops; "Do you have ....". Yes i do! As she checks the toilets to plan a moment to sneak in I watch her small waist curvy hips and those fine firm titties. After a couple minutes of making out I just grab her hand and drag her in.

Heavy breathing and a furious make out are followed by her unbuttoning my shirt and me undoing her bra. From her back my hands move to her firm titties with pokey nipples. I suck them as my hands start working her inner thighs. She unzips my pants and I pull down hers. I take off one of her shoes so it’s easier to spread her legs. I put on a condom, lift her up, spread her legs and put her against the wall. She shivers as my hard cock enters her dripping wet pussy. She places one leg on the heck and the other on the toilet roll holder. Her mouth opens and her face relaxes as I can freely slam her from this position. Her body is amazing and her pussy perfectly tight. I turn her around so I can get a full 3d image of her. She holds her face down low and looks up on me. Next thing I know I blow her full and crash down on top of her.
I really needed that she tells me. I agree and we get dressed. We walk back outside and I see my friends arranging girls for themselves on the same table. As i sit down satisfied with her I conclude to her that I would describe my two hour stay in this city as hospitable.

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33. Pulled and went back to the club

So the next day I meet this tall brunette that sucked me off in the bathroom. Eventually I fuck her from behind in my hostel watching the most amazing porn ass curving back to her tiny waist.

We set of for our second night out. Last night i got bathroom pulled which made me walk around quite satisfied. As we sit back with our large beers we witness a British invasion. It’s still the first club hour but these babies are utterly drunk. They start to shout at the beautiful hired guns dancing on the bar. Anyways after they left two of the more civilized, but hot, girls stay. I approach and chit chat with this curly brunette. Absolutely gorgeous and intelligent girl for her 18 years. I however spot a problem. My smaller friend is chatting with her taller friend. After some signing between me and my wing we make a flawless switch. Tall brunette is just as pretty and intelligent, but like I said she’s tall. My charisma pops open perfectly as I’m chill, confident, teasing and not needy at all. Again I pick a suitable moment in the interaction to grab her face and make out. After our make out I notice she’s hooked and we merge again as a 4 set. In my little chit chat with curly brunette she told me she could sing so I brilliantly propose karaoke.
What a coincidence that bar is right underneath our hostel.

We hold hands walking to the bar. As we arrive I and the girls have to take a leek. They go in together first as I wait. The girls are now finished and as I go in I drag tall brunette with me. We make out hard while I press her against the wall. I start undressing her very firm body with her small waist and breasts. She pulls down my pants and starts sucking me off. I chill back against the wall and enjoy her services. Then suddenly the door swings open completely and we’re facing an angry manager. I close the door and we get dressed. She opens the door and runs off. Manager is angry at me but I simply tell him I still have to take the leek.

As I walk out they are gone. I go upstairs and find my friend and tall brunette who’s happy to see me. I go to our hostel door. Bleep bleep bleep and were in. They are surprise and start saying "Only kissing, only kissing". "Of course" we keep replying. We go upstairs, grab some beers and I put out all the lights. I grab every blanket I can find and throw in on my girl. This makes it easy for her to hide from her friend. I start my escalation routine and find no lmr whatsoever. As I slam her from behind I literally watch the most perfect hips waist ratio in my personal history. That firm, round ass and perfectly tight waist were through the roof. The girls leave and we get dressed after to continue clubbing. It’s still early and I make another bathroom pull with an even pettier girl :shock: :lol: but as she can’t even tell me her age in English my motivation dropped.


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23. Oops I fucked my manager

I’m new to this company, working there for 3 weeks, and tonight we’re celebrating New Year with all employees (about 40-50). Last night I grabbed a drink with my buddy’s and didn’t catch much sleep. I was very tense last night and out of state but tonight I’m calm and chatting away.

I found out one of my male colleagues has a background in the same field as me. Soon we’re exchanging thoughts about our passion. I’m at ease and we have a lot in common. I have a talent for loosening up these stiff meetings. The job we’re now doing now is in commerce and we both agree it has a lot in common with picking up girls. Funny I say; “I now live outside this city and since I have to work tomorrow I’m looking for a place to stay”. At this moment this girl who’s been flirty to me walks by and I stop her. I think I have a good chance I can sleep with her, so I say; “Do you have to work tomorrow”. Yes, she replies. “Great, I can crash on your couch right?”. She’s stunned. Well I’m your manager I can’t do that. I didn’t know she was my manager and my first thought was; you dirty. Something tells me she really wants me to stay with her so i reply; “off course you can! I She walks off and me and my male colleague continue conversation. Being our manager must make her very wet he tells me jokingly and I agree.

For the next half hour I ignore her but I see her walking around kind of restless and talking to a woman in blue sometimes pointing at me.

A speech starts and the woman in blue takes the stage. She must be the director I conclude. Despite her cuteness she has authority. A combination I find both interesting and completely annoying in a woman.

The speech ends. I move to the kitchen to fill my glass with water. There’s no one there and my manager follows me. I heard you wanted to sleep at my place but we can’t do this. I’m your manager! Her eyes tell me that she loves to take me home. Yes you are my manager, I reply, and that’s why you’re going to help out one of your employees. And btw I don’t like sex at all! I reply lightly while filling my glass. She remains silent which means it’s just a matter of time and persistence. For the next hour I chat whit whoever is in front of me. I see she’s been fantasizing about our potential adventure and is now becoming mildly jealous. The party ends and everyone moves to a café nearby. I thought this was the moment to go to her place. But people are convincing her to go with the group so I go as well.

Inside I walk into the woman in blue kind of looking at me mad. She and the manager have been talking about me and she says; “You live an hour away, then why are you here!” I’m a little shocked about this approach but I keep my balance. “Yes I moved to another city recently, what’s the problem” I state a little mad. With a strict face she replies; “You’ve been telling me this on the phone about your breakup and that you moved to another city and I don’t know why you’re telling this to everyone”. I reply; “so it’s you I talked to! Well I had an emotional week and I don’t know why I should keep that for myself. But you’re looking at me like your doubting my integrity and I don’t like that”. I try to push her out of balance but I see she quickly regains herself. “I’ve been in that situation myself”, she replies in a suddenly more friendly tone, “My friend and I broke up and we still lived together for a while”. I tell her that’s very similar to my situation and the tension eases a bit. I now realize she’s been trying to test me because she’s interested. A woman starting conversation with you at a high tension just wants your attention. I ask her what her role is in the company and she tells me she’s a director and responsible for all the people of two companies. I reply; “This company invests in people and you’ll get that back”. She looks surprised; “Wow that’s my philosophy in business”. You’re doing a good job I wouldn’t be here if that were different I tell her. She does not blink a second and keeps strong eye contact all the time. My state however is rock solid and nothing can throw me off balance.

For the next 5 minutes we start to analyze each other. I tell her I happen to know that a woman who starts a conversation with an insult just wants attention and I ask her why she did that. I’m interested she tells me. You have acting manors I say. She looks at me mad and humiliated; “What do you mean manors. Tell me!” She looks me deep into my eyes and her face looks humiliated. I keep my posture and smile intensely for 6 seconds. Like this, I tell her, you act as if you’re humiliated, but you’re not! We look at each other deeply. I keep smiling and after 5 seconds her thunder face starts to smile. I won and she can’t believe I just read her mind. Analyze me I tell her. She instantly replies; “A seeker, intelligent and looking for tension”, her analysis continues. I tell her I’m amazed. I now realize I have a very bright person in front of me. And wow it’s a woman. Why did your relation end? She asks me. It’s a long story but I tell her we didn’t match intellectually. I realize that she does match me! and she quickly adds; “how was the sex?” We’re becoming increasingly personal and analyze each other’s lives and her first breakup. I ask her if it changed her. Yes she replies. “You never given another man a fair chance right?” I ask. She remains silent and looks surprised again. True, she says. Are you even open for a new relationship? No, she replies, and you? No but I’d like to be surprised I say. How old are you she asks. ** I reply, you? She happened to be 5 years older just like the manager.

The company owner interrupts us. He’s leaving and wants to give her a goodbye kiss. I talk to the owner’s son, who’s about her age. She’s the woman of my dreams he tells me. Looking at his father hugging her and talking to her. I can’t figure her out, his friend replies; “she’s this independent woman and stuff”. I reply; “she’s simple, she’s a woman” We laugh and a few minutes later she’s talking to the owner’s son.

A while later she’s next to me. I want to tell you something I say to her. The son’s friend shouts at me and I reply shouting. I look back to her and say;” What I wanted to tell you is”, I now soften my voice, look at her sincere and honest and say; “……You are nice”. She turns right in front of me trying to intimidate me and raises her voice; “You mean I AM nice, or YOU think I’m nice”, Trying to get me out of balance. She holds laser eye contact, but I’m at a point where nothing, I repeat, nothing can throw me out of balance. I hold silence staring deeply into her eyes and answer slowly; ………. “Both.…I see you have this façade… that no man can penetrate…. Only in rare instances someone can see you for who you are…. And I see that you are actually very lovely”. There is a long pause. Her pupils grow as big as the moon, her face relaxes and she loses all control. She grabs my hand softly and comes closer. We remain silent while looking deeply into each other’s eyes. She completely abandons her role as my boss and whispers to me on a girly tone; “I had a rough youth”. in a soft voice I reply; “it’s okay, don’t worry”. We’re very close and the entire café filled with colleagues is staring and pointing at us. I know I can kiss her now, but I also know it would make her feel uncomfortable around all the employees. So instead of kissing her I say; “…..have you ever felt this before”, forcing her to be aware of her emotions. She looks at me like she sees water burning. “….No, never” she tells me in a soft voice. I know I just made a deep connection with someone. After my breakup I thought no woman could ever make me feel this way too. She is a strong charismatic woman and has a challenging personality. So I tell her; “you’re different. I rarely see this in someone and I most definitely have never seen this in a woman.” She nods gently.

My manager interrupts us and the spell breaks. She puts on her coat and tells me; I’m going home. I decide to put on my coat as well. The woman in blue interrupts me saying; “You’re not going home with her right?” I reply; “I have to work tomorrow and I need a place to sleep. The next time I see you I’ll ask your number so we can do something together”. That’s ok but you’ll have to give up your job. I carelessly reply; “fine with me!”.

We now both have our coats on and I walk slowly towards the entrance. GO! She tells me, like she’s been planning a silent escape. I speed up and she whispers “You’re charming all the girls here, let’s go!” We walk towards her bike while holding hands. We can’t do this she tells me. I say it’s all my fault and I’ll take all the blame. We come across the company building and she wants to go inside to pee she tells me. In the entrance is a stranger puking. “What are you doing” she shouts at him. “She thinks she’s the boss here” I tell the man. She’s now fucking around with the keys to the office and I offer help. She turns around and kisses me intensely. She’s a good kisser. We open the office and I throw her on the table. She’s horny and I am too. I put her hands on my stiff cock and she replies; “I’m not going to suck you off, there are cameras here.” She was right and we leave. This is so awkward she replies. I’ll take all the blame I said and I’ll quit the job if necessary.

We go to her place and she’s distant, playing with her phone. I ignore her and pay attention to the cats. Don’t pretend to be busy, I say, put away that phone! A smile appears, I pull her off the couch and drag her to the bedroom. I throw her on the bed and we make out. I undress myself and lie down in the bed. She follows but keeps her clothes on. I can’t get them off as she resists, so I pretend to fall asleep. We slowly start to make out again and this time I manage to get something off by making her very horny. “ARG! This is where persistency wins” she says and she walks to the bathroom. When she returns the lights are off and she’s almost naked. We fuck in about every position. And do another session when we wake up.

- If you think you deserve something, you probably do. Don’t be afraid to ask and trust you’ll get it
- Mercilessly exploit your charisma.
- Brag about your sht online ;) to feel awesome every day!

24. The story continues

One week later i was flirting with another girl at work. That day she wanted to sit across the table right in front of me. There's a screen in-between us but our feet are able to touch. She's very hot and after 20 minutes or so her feet touch mine. Our toes start to gently kiss each other and i'm like; "Holy fuck this is real". Our feet start to move more intensely and i start to move up to her knee.
She participates and takes more initiative herself. i now go with one foot to her inner thigh and gently stroke her. I now take both my feet and put them in-between her legs. In one motion i spread those sexy legs wide open. Remember we're at work and i can't see her face due to the screen. I start to stroke her inner thighs up to her pussy. My dick is hard and i have strong feelings of exitement and horneyness. I have to take a leek now. I stand up and look at her over the seperation screen. Her face looks like she just came.... like 5 times or so. I turn my eyes to the toilet and gesture her to join me and slowly walk off.

I take my leek and 30 seconds later. KNOCK KNOCK. I know just what that means. I pull my pants up open the door and drag her in. I place her against the wall and we start kissing like heaven.

Next day she invited herself in my apartment. (cool chick, great sex)

A week later we're kissing at work and the manager fires her at the spot. OOPS (jealousy is a bitch)

When i asked the manager why she fired her she said; "If she wanted something from you she could've just met you in private time". The manager strokes her hair and adds to her answer; like to take some coffee with me?

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 Post subject: 30. My first tinder date
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30. My first tinder date

Tonight i had a date planned with an older women (31). Never did a woman that much older before so i woke up in a good mood. Btw i always get a lay on a date, just always! So why would it be different today.

I take my shower and like a true narcissist I look at my awesome naked body while brushing my teeth. I put on some fancy blouse and receive a text. Her; “sorry can’t make it tonight blablabla…”. F*ck@! I sit down and open my tinder account. Swipe a few girls to the right and boom get a match. After some “hey’s” and “how are you’s” I ask; “do you have to get up early tomorrow” and now I wait 15 min. She answered “No”, “why?”, “I’m free tomorrow”. I reply; “We’ll I thought about grabbing a drink, but it is quite late though”. She replies; “No that would be nice!”. We exchange numbers and location.

I grab my bike and 10 min later I pick up this young girl in front of her parents house. She wants to go to this playground to hang out together. I feel like being 18 again and we chitchat away relaxed. We’re really different but it is my mission to close that gap. She vents out her entire family history and I listed pseudo- carefully. I tease her with our age gap and make her laugh a lot. At some point we stand up and I grab her close. I grab her ass and squeeze it like doing a meat inspection. She’s surprised by how comfortable I am while checking her out. I grab her face gently and kiss her. We sit down again and chat some more. I now pretend being cold and tell her we should go. “To where”, she asks. “Watch a movie”, I tell her. “At your place?”. “Yes, no more than 10 minutes, grab your bike”. She tells me her bike was broken and that she can’t go with me. I see she’s doubting so I sit down again and after 20 minutes I ask again. This time she complies!
The bike thing seemed to be real and we practice cycling with her sitting on my steering wheel. We now go for a 20 min shitty ride with her bruising her ass on the steering wheel.

While looking at that booty on my wheel I fantasize about slamming it. We enter my place and this game is easy! Just throw her on the couch with a cup of thee and a large blanket. Tell her a pair of pajamas would make it more comfy and throw her some. We watch 20 minutes of the movie, kiss and cuddle a bit, after I start to yawn. I tell her we should go horizontal cuz I need to get up early.
We lay down and we cuddly while kissing. She’s super comfortable and I get my hands down in her pants. All vg’s are different but after a short life time of pleasing girls I didn’t expect to find new types. This one was organized different than others, but wet as hell! After some stroking and fingering we grab the rubbers and I slam her in pretty much all positions, finishing from behind.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2014 2:42 am 
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What a load of made up, boring, fucking crap. I don't believe a word of that shit you've written. Sorry dude. Your boring, long winded detail is how a girl would write. Try harder.


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Great reports, Keep them coming! :D


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Well its interesting stuff but I couldnt stand reading past the second report. All I am reading is how awesome you are, where are the mechanics and how things are working? I have no idea how to do what you are doing, which is what I am looking for.


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37. South America Theme week

I'm a collector and geography is important to me. After having tried girls from pretty much all European countries, the US, Asia and Africa, South America was yet to be discovered. After my famous summer I haven’t added much new to the sacred list of penetrations. Except for this really cute Asian girl and a fatty. I have to confess the fatty was really nutritionally undisciplined, but as we were both really drunk and she fancied anal I secretly don’t regret.

After exam week my hands are sore and this week I decide to throw it all out. A week ago I went out with the buddies and met this very small Bolivian girl who’s 28 and quite shy. If it wasn’t for her open-minded-girlfriend pushing her to hook up with me I wouldn’t have gone home with her and her friends. So we grab our bikes and go to this trashy place where instantly 3 of 7 people fall asleep. This doesn’t surprise me because sun is up again and we’re all extremely pissed. They hand me another beer and this one really made the couch feel a bit too comfy. Anyways, the open minded girlfriend started talking in Spanish again and pushes the small Bolivian to talk to me. I’m so pissed I hardly follow what’s going on as she starts asking me interview-mode questions with a whispering/girly voice. After everyone fell asleep we decide to leave. My game-instinct tells me to go with her and we agree going to her place which is not far. Her bike is so miniature I probably had the same one when I was 9, but it looks OK on her. As open minded girlfriend is no longer around, missy small has gone back to silent mode again. This could mean she’s either shy, afraid of me, drunk or tired. But I guessed a combination of all 4. I follow her by bike in her extremely slow pace. After 3 minutes of cycling silently I get the feeling there’s some misunderstanding between us. As she just came to my country and is new she perhaps expects me to bring her home safely and turn around. I had this two times in Poland where I was sexual/ man to women but still they expected me to leave and were all surprised I thought differently. The scene of me cycling further away from home, with the sun already out, while extremely drunk made me decide to turn around. I just take a loop and I’m gone. I didn’t say a thing…

From here we have no contact until two days later, when I receive a concerning message from her, asking me whether I’m not in the hospitable or anything. Two texts further I casually invite her for drinks. Her message seemed too enthusiastic and written by her open-minded girlfriend but I don’t really care. So I’m waiting at this square for her. 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 15 minutes, still nothing. When I was about to leave the tiny bike enters the square with on top this small Indian girl. An extra Indian headdress with feathers, me with a cowboy head horse and a gun would’ve made this Wild West scene complete. We grab drinks and she’s super shy. Bolivians seem to be very conservative and religious making this a hard pull. I’m positive, light, I joke around and try to make her feel comfy which is hard!! After I propose a night walk we strategically walk towards my place. An extra, “shall we watch a movie”, and boom we’re in.

I put the lights on and let this shy girl observe my place while I take a leek. We watch a movie and my two attempts to kiss her fail. She’s holding back and is a bit cramped up. This again confirms to me she’s here because of her girlfriend pushing her. But hey I like a challenge and I know that if you read woman well, be friendly and ask sincerely what’s bothering her she’ll open up to you. And if girls open-up they become available. This simple truth makes me close every girl I date. When I intuitively feel something holds her back I won’t stop until we both know what’s going on and provide and answer.

What did your girlfriend tell you in Spanish all the time? Her answer was as I expected, “that I was cute and that she should make me her friend, because I would take care of her and be a friend for life to her”. That’s quite an image I have to live up I tell her... (This is a bit awkward to me) I leave the topic and I while later ask her if she wants to sleep over. She complies and we put on pajamas.

After she walked around restless she lays down. I gently push away the blanket and get next to her. Suddenly I see FEAR in her eyes. Her pupils light up as if she expects a rape. She starts to talk; “You’re just going to sleep aren’t you”... This very cute small Indian is super afraid of me but wants to go to my place and sleep over just because she views me as a frame to escape poverty and views me as an obstacle to accomplish it”. I tell her to relax and that she could’ve told me she was afraid. Still her eyes look like she’s in fear and she tells me we didn’t even kiss yet. [This is true, in my game arousal is only important when at the sex location. Before that it’s merely pleasurable, but mandatory or to be overdone.] After trying to make her feel comfortable I jokingly say; “well we can kiss now ;)”. She answers with a big NO.

I now decide to put in the most effective way of communication here [reverse psychology]. I lay down on my back with my hands carelessly behind my head and say “Ok no problem, we’re not going to have sex I promise you that, BTW … I really don’t care, I mean, I had so many girls … it’s really ok with me, you don’t have to worry”. Her face relaxes and she starts to smile lightly. She comes closer and puts one hand on my chest. I like you, she tells me. We continue conversation with my hands carelessly behind my head. You can be honest to me I tell her. Cute boys always lie she replies. You can ask me anything and I’ll be honest I promise her. Ok, she replies and starts to think about information she'd like to know. I expect her to ask; “are you open to have a relationship” or “why are you meeting me”, but surprisingly her question was; “do you think I am beatyfull?”. I normally never tell a girl she’s beautiful so this is a bit odd to me, but I reply, “yes”. Conversation continues and she wants my opinion on all aspects of her looks.

After a while I change her position so we’re facing each other. An awesome position to talk and later on kiss. As her expectations were a rape I ask her about it. She tells me she wasn’t sure, but from her reaction I can tell she has only little experience with guys so I start to ask about previous boyfriends. She had sex only once and had 2 very short relationships. Which is quite odd for a girl her age. She has been bullied at work as she was the only female engeneer and some disturbed guy who had a crush on her got frustrated. I continue stroking her back and hair. It’s clear to me sex is taboo in Bolivian culture and she confirms that. I continue arousing her by gently stroking her boobs. Funny enough she still doesn’t want to kiss and touching her legs drives her crazy.
After a lot of effort I get her shirt off [bra still on] and we’re now gently kissing. As she seemed to have strict principles and arousing her is not enough I go for crazy/confusion moves. I put her little hand on my cock which scared her to death. I never touched … never before. This is both funny/cute as ridiculous to me but what the hell. A while later were kissing and I can touch her boobs but that’s about is. I tell her I can’t sleep if I don’t come. Come, she asks confused. Yes, come, do you masturbate, I ask her? What is that, she asks me? Do you touch yourself? Sometimes, she replies. Well do you come? What do you mean she tells me? An orgasm, I reply. Can I, she asks? Yes you can! I’m a bit shocked here but the thought of being the first expedition traveler to teach the Indian girls how to come is funny to me.

With some help she now touches my cock but has no idea what to do with it. I show here the movements and her tiny hands don’t disappoint me. She now stops and is not sure anymore. I’m tired and tell her I’ll do the rest in the bathroom. I take a leek, rub out all the cramped up horneyness and fall asleep.
The next morning we’re playing again and this time I can touch her pussy with her underwear on. I gently move to her clit and her breath suddenly changes. I make her very honey and she moans; “I always dreamt a strong man would just take me like this”. She starts to make noises and breathes increasingly heavy. At one point I overdo it a bit as she probably got a bit scared about what’s going on in her body. I decide this girl has had enough to process for today and leave sex for later. But before she goes home she throws in the big question; “So what are we now?” Good question, I reply. I’m honestly glad she did as I don’t like destroying another cute girl’s reality.

You see I don’t want a relationship right now. I ended a long one very recently and want to enjoy my freedom. She tells me she feels very sad and she remains quite with a sad face. Don’t feel sad we can still meet. I don’t like to be over enthusiastic here, because I don’t want to give false hope. You just don’t like me enough she replies. There’s some truth to that so I remain silent. Then I say …”well if you ask me after one night, I’ll probably always say that I don’t like you enough”. So what do you expect then she asks. “Well I normally date girls and then after a while you decide to split up or stay together”. She’s silent and thinks. “I’ll date you”, she replies. Are you sure? Just think about it I say. No I’m sure, I decide right now she tells me.
She goes home calling me the free [my name].

The next day I go out and meet an even smaller girl from Brazil. I end up fucking her at her place the next day [just a plain pull without any lmr, and this is pull nr. 37]. The next day the asian girl wanted to come by and last night i stayed and my ex's place, making my week quite awesome. Miss Bolivia is still to be closed, but none of my brain cells worries about that.

I hope this report gave a bit more insight in how to handle difficult pulls/pressure on/ pressure off. Post a reply if you liked it, I tried to be more technical on this one.

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good stuff with the indian girl! persistence is definitely paying off

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This is an older report i want to bring out to you guys, as i forgot to post it. It reminds me of the minset i should be in right now. I'm fucking things up, however, by drinking excessively lately which fucks with every area of my life.. Enjoy the report!

Lay # 31

Start of the night
I decided not to drink this night. But soon as i enter our pre-drink location i'm like fuckit! We laugh, drink, play games and relax until we've gathered enough courage to go out. The venue is close tonight. There's a party right next to my house. Two days ago i had my first tinderdate that resultad in pretty much instant sex. There's no doubt in my mind i'll get layd tonight so i don't even bother.

We enter
Buy drinks, chill out, joke around. After 30-40 min in we start to interact with girls. Beginning of the night this mostly means fucking around and joking. No intention of kissing/pulling. That means lifting girls up out of nothing. Or approaching two girlsfriends talking, wrap your arms around them, look them in the eyes and ask if they like girls, then wait....... Just a lot of chody messing around. This is what loosens me up usually. A girl i know now grabs my neck and we start to dance. She has a boyfriend and i know that. Just to fuck around i tell her i have a crush on her since the first day i know her. She believes me and i ramain silent. I think what i do at this point of the night is testing intemacy and tension. Before me and her split up i grab her face and kiss her on the mouth. Just a lot of provocation. After a lot of bladybla more drinks with my buddys i decide it's about time to get a bit more serious.

The girl i happen to take home.
I and my friends are dancing as one girl points in the direction of my friend. (They know him) i notice their attention and take a big step towards them. One of the girls now turns around. My friend joins me and he tells me i can take her. Which one i ask him? He points at the one looking at us. I tell him NO! The girl with her back towards me is the one that noticed me but is intimidated by me. He tells me he's not sure.
I tap her on the back and wait for her to turn around. As she looks at me this gigantic smile appears on my face and i stick out my hands loosely. She grabs my hands and we start to dance.

The kiss
We dance a lot as she's a good dancer. I decide it’s time for the kiss and i grab her face and move in. She teasingly declines which gets me more interested and makes me decide she's the one for tonight. 5 min later i move in again. She still declines. I get her to the periphery of the room and start to talk to her a bit more. I lean back to a table and talk. Again she declines my kiss which put me out of balance this time. We dance and i try to feel horny instead of anxious. My eyes close a bit and i loosen up. As i lean back to the table we kiss gently. She’s hesitant so i stop short after. I'm not that easy, you can’t take me home tonight, jist grab another girl! I know just what to do. Simply stay with her and all her objections will disappear. I tell her i would've taken another girl already if i wanted to, so no thanks! After some chatting i grab her hand and move towards the entrance. Let's go i tell her. As we're almost outside her objections fire again. I'm not going with you so you might as well grab someone else. I'm off balance now, take her hand and walk back in with her. I look her in the eyes kinda mad and then relaxed again. So no sex for me tonight right? No, she tells me. Thats ok! i tell her. Gawd you got me, i tell her, i want to fuck you. I accept the possibility of not having sex which loosens me up completely. In the back of my mind though i know i will still fuck her. We chit chat and grab a drink. We meet my friends and hers. Her gf's are interested in me since I’m quite loose at this point. As I’m talking to her gf's she starts to talk to a random guy. This is on!!! Girls do this all the time to get themselves back in state. Me talking to her gf's probably made her jealous. She returns as expected. The party ends and we grab her jacked. I know she'll go home with me but in my head we're just getting the jacked.

Outside
Outside i tell her; let's go there....that’s where i live. She stops in front of my place. I'm not going with you i told you that. I reply; come let's grab some Thea. How do i know you if you will let me go after. I reply; as soon as you enter I’ll give you a huge kitchen knife which you can stick in-between my ribs if i don't. We enter my place. I put her on the couch give her a blanket. make the Thea etc. We chat around and listen to music. BTW from the moment we entered she was fucked. No girl can cancel at this point. After 30 min i say; let’s go horizontal, do you have to get up early. She's in massive doubt and i notice. I remain silent as i get my teeth brusher. She's silent all the way so i look at her get my tooth brush out of my mouth and say casually; hey i can get you to your bike if you want, thats ok. This opened up the possibility of canceling still and therefor she decided to stay longer. We lay down in bed and i'm chill. I make her xxxl Horney but i can’t get in her pants. I tell her i can't sleep without getting off. Well just go to the bathroom and jerk off, she replies.

Sex
I go to the bathroom, put on the tap and try to jerk off. But that b'*#ch just crushed my ego soo hard i can't get it up. I pretend i got off and lay down again with my back towars her. 100% of the time girls don't like you being distanced so they will initiate. She touches me and i turn back to her. I make her Horney again and this time i get in her pants. Even though i'm in i don't move to her clit instantly. NO i touch her inner thighs and tease her like helllll!!!!!!! She deserved this!! She moans and tells me i'm teasing too much. My finger touches her wet pussy lips gently. i go up to her clit. My finger starts up high and moves down. I than lift my finger up and start up high again. This is the max tease move. Her head moves back further in the pillows and her moaning becomes more intense. I go to her g-spot and stimulate that knob until she squirts all over my bed. WTF she shouts as she tell's me she never squirted before. I can still fuck you right; she’s wetterdywett and i ride her for a good 40 min in about every rhythm and position. She didn't want doggy at first so i decided i'll have to finish her in doggy. I put her face down on my bed and slam her perfectly round ass from behind as i stimulate her clit. In her ear i tell her stories about girls licking her clit and breasts while i fuck her.

She’s now officially in love with me

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