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| Author: | Dragula [ Fri May 23, 2014 10:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Couch surf game |
Sometimes cold approach isn't always efficient, me and my room mate have made this work for is a everal times, this recent one was flawless and we both managed to lay both girls. Couch surf girls are a DTF type of girls usually, since they are on vacation, like to party and meet new people as most importantly, they have to stay at your place lol. Here is our story: This is the first in our Couchsurfing antics diary. We have a bed in our living room where we host people from around the world. On Monday, we had two French girls, one from Paris, one from Bordeaux. They arrive in the evening, we hang out with them and they get settled in. The girls have bought some beer and the day game boys came round to hang out for a bit so we start playing drinking games. We play I have never to get a feel for how experienced the girls are, it's a lot of fun as well. I say "I have never had sex with a French person" and our French friend is the only one in the room to drink haha. Heard you boinked a French girl later that night anyway, congrats! We then play Ring of Fire, but we've rigged it to get everyone drunk, naked and horny. Usually there aren't three other guys in the room when we play ha. If someone picks a 10, everyone has to remove an item of clothing. We use a deck with eight 10s. We choose our targets and the boys make their excuses and leave. I choose the Parisian because she seems to be into me. PEBBLE gets the Bordelais who is more attractive but not as sexual. At this point everyone is pretty smashed and we start playing truth or dare/spin the bottle. We have this down so smooth, we know how to use this game to escalate. We ask sexual questions and both make out with our respective targets. I use the first kiss as the spark of attraction. I hold the back of her neck while we kiss and slowly move my hand into her hair, and then lightly grab it. When we finish kissing I lightly bite her bottom lip, it's very passionate and sexual. I dare PEBBLE to shout at someone out of the window and wave his dick at them. We see two Asian girls walking outside the flat, so we tell him to do it to them. He shouts to them, and as soon as they turn round he realises that it's his current Asian fuck buddy, so he dives away from the window. What are the chances?! Someone dares me to give Paris a massage so I put Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye on and massage her on the bed. The girls have an epilator, and one of the dares is use it on PEBBLE's pubes. We dare Paris to ask a random guy on the street to have sex with her, and she does it without hesitation. Have to admire how adventurous she is. Or maybe how smashed she is. We all go downstairs so the girls can have a cigarette. Bordeaux finishes before Paris, so PEBBLE takes her upstairs, leaving me with Paris on the stoop. We were giving each eyes so I start making out with her. We go upstairs and I'm making out with her in the lift. She's really into it so I start trying to take her clothes off, she says "Not yet". We get back in, and the dynamic is starting to turn sexy. More truth or dare, at this point, PEBBLE and myself are sitting bollock naked. Paris has a pillow on her lap, she takes my hand and puts it down her trousers where the other two can't see, so I start rubbing her clit. I text PEBBLE saying it's time to isolate now, but the girls go down for another cigarette. PEBBLE hides a condom under the pillow in the living room in case someone needs it. We get dressed, and when the girls come back up, the SPAM has disappeared. We guess that girls have promised each other that they're not going to boink us, but then they go the kitchen and start whispering and when they come back they are trying to get everyone extremely drunk. It's like they were trying to get themselves drunk so they could blame whatever happened on the booze. I make up some bullshit reason to isolate and say that Paris and I have to go into my room for two minutes. I grab her hand, drag her into my room and lock the door. Clothes start coming off, no resistance whatsoever, fucky fucky ensues. While I am fucking her, Bordeaux is knocking on the door and trying to get in. Paris says Bordeaux is angry at her for having sex with me. Eventually she gives up and PEBBLE isolates her to his room. Paris and I boink several times, plus points for being super horny and being a squirter. Eventually at about 5am I hear the squeaky springs of success coming from PEBBLE's room. He dealt with hours of LMR on a school night to get the pumpage, the man deserves a medal. However, Bordeaux stops half way through and goes to sleep, so the next day we are doing it all over again so PEBBLE can get his end away. In this situation we would usually go for the swap, so we talk about going to our secret jacuzzi spot, but since Bordeaux seemed to be having buyer's remorse and when I debriefed Paris I got the impression that any kind of partner swapping was way out of her comfort zone, so we didn't bother. The girls wanted to go out, but we tried to convince them there would be nothing open on Tuesday night. They insist, so we suggest going to the Gay Village because we know it is rubbish on weekdays. Our plan backfired as they managed to find the only decent place in Manchester. Bordeaux is being a massive cunt to PEBBLE, trying to get him to buy her drinks inside. We go inside, and lose the girls straight away. We can't find them after 10 minutes so we check outside but they aren't there. PEBBLE concludes that the girls have ditched us and gone home with random guys and is furious. We go back to the flat and he's drunk and throwing all their shit out of the flat. Just then, someone buzzes the flat. It's them, so we frantically get all their stuff inside and back to where it was before they get back up. Bordeaux is sad about some bullshit of her own and asks to sleep in the living room, so PEBBLE goes to sleep. The girls argue in French and then Paris says she will sleep with Bordeaux. I say "No problem, but why don't you come and have a cuddle with me for 5 minutes, and then come and sleep out here?" She says "Ok, but only a cuddle yes?" I agree, and as soon as we go into the room, clothes start flying off. She says "Ok, fuck me before my friend gets angry". Bordeaux isn't happy about her friend getting laid so she bursts into the room and sees me balls deep with Paris' legs in the air so they end up having an argument in French while Paris is getting dressed. The next morning, I see that the girls have found the condom that we hid under the pillow haha. I think they probably worked out that we were organised and methodically sleazy at that point. So a fun night all things considered, my first French girl which means I get to colour in France on my wall map. Incomplete pumpage for PEBBLE but at least he gets the number on his lay count, and that's the important thing. :p |
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