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Author:  Madman91 [ Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:46 pm ]
Post subject:  After we had sex, she told me I had a small dick
So my friend sets me up with this girl he knows, hb8.5. I got her number from him, with her permission and I start texting her. Our text conversation was great, it got sexual pretty quick and stayed that way. We exchanged pics and she told me I was really hot.

Long story short, about 3 days later we hung out at my place and ended up having sex. We hung out for a bit after we did the deed and then she left.

I was going to wait until the morning to text her but when I woke up she had already texted me from the night before:

Girl: I heard you have a small dick and that you cant satisfy a woman.

Me: Wow thanks, you were good too. Seriously wtf was that for?

Girl: That wasnt me, that was my friend who texted you. Im so sorry. She took my phone and was being an ass.

The truth is, I dont have a big dick at all. Its like 5'1/4" which is definitely on the smaller side and I know that. Also, I didnt perform as good as I normally do. I only lasted for like 10-15 minutes and even then I had to take pauses to prevent a premature accident. I could tell we just weren't in rhythm, and she was not all that impressed.

I just want to know what you guys would text her back with if you were in my shoes.

A huge part of me wants to blow up on her and tell her that she gave teeth scraping head (which is true) and that she has small tits (also true) and that she should go fuck herself like the stupid cunt she is but I know that probably wouldnt make the situation any better.
Author:  Fierceteddy [ Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:48 pm ]
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That's probably a shit test. Ignore all her little shit talking then try to fuck her again.
Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:50 pm ]
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Women can't hurt you unless you let them.
Understand the concept of enough. Good enough. Successful enough. Thin enough. Rich enough. Socially responsible enough, Big enough. When you have self-respect, you have enough.
Author:  Madman91 [ Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:25 pm ]
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That's probably a shit test. Ignore all her little shit talking then try to fuck her again.
thats a rude shit test. I dont know how to respond to her. she has already send several texts saying that she is sorry and that what her friend said wasnt true...but in all honesty I know how girls are. I understand that she probably told one of her friends about her experience with me and then her friend txted me. Her friend wouldnt have sent that unless she told her specifically.

I just dont know how to respond without blowing up on her. And I cant just brush it off like any old shit test because what she is saying is true.
Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:42 pm ]
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That's probably a shit test. Ignore all her little shit talking then try to fuck her again.
thats a rude shit test. I dont know how to respond to her. she has already send several texts saying that she is sorry and that what her friend said wasnt true...but in all honesty I know how girls are. I understand that she probably told one of her friends about her experience with me and then her friend txted me. Her friend wouldnt have sent that unless she told her specifically.

I just dont know how to respond without blowing up on her. And I cant just brush it off like any old shit test because what she is saying is true.
Easy;

"let's see how you can make it up to me?"
Author:  Reality Show [ Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Say something
Take an improv class, so you can have the skills to speak a quick and funny comeback if it happens again in the future.
Author:  Ilustrado [ Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:35 pm ]
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Girls tell their friends everything. If you know you under-performed then who gives a shit, practice makes perfect. 5 1/2 inches isn't big, but it's still enough to satisfy. Just give her a blunt response, like "Okay then." Or do what Heywood said and say something like "You're going to have to make that one up to me." Take it with a pinch of salt. It wasn't her being a dick, it was her friend.
Author:  Bodymixture [ Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:52 pm ]
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what ever move to the next girl
dick size isn't the issue

no rhythm = bad in bed
shes sucks.. you suck. takes 2 to tango. when you first sleep with someone it can be the case. I have this issue when I date smaller skinner girls as first it isn't good
once you know each other you both get better

she blames the sex on you. comments on you penis which doesn't matter to validate her claim to her.
She told her friend about the sex. her friend grabbed her phone then texted you. as a joke.
shes not the girl you want to hang with. keep in mind I'm assuming that a lot of the facts are true
Author:  Great-1 [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:01 am ]
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Okay..and...??? your not the only man in the world without a hug penis bro. There are plenty of guys who dont have big meats that know how to sling some dick (no homo). My suggestions would be to 1. Eat more pussy to get her halfway there before you 2. learn how to last longer 3. Develop better rhythm. Her not cumming is the problem not your penis!
Author:  JamesWatson31 [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:02 pm ]
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OK well first of all you are above average in size and that is a simple fact.

I have seen somewhere and I stand corrected on this that the average erect length is 4.79 inches.

Most guys either grossly exaggerate or do not know how to properly measure.

Also she said she is sorry for what her friend did.

I would accept this at face value and fuck her some more but this time very hard and dominate her.
Author:  puaninja [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:37 pm ]
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Penis size is no different than any other measurable quality. Maybe you aren't big enough, you aren't tall enough, you aren't handsome enough, you aren't rich enough. You can't change things like that so there is no point in starting an argument and getting butt hurt and screaming back: "Look at you! You have small tits!" That's just lashing out due to hurt feelings and is counter productive, especially if you want to fuck this person again.

I've had girls tell me I hurt them and I couldn't do them in the butt because I was too big for them. Then other girls I could tell weren't satisfied by me because they had kids or had been fucked by horse-dicked black guys and they had gaping vaginas and were too loose for my size. I literally got the worst of both worlds. Too big for some, too small for others. You can't win with some women.
Author:  Melodical [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: After we had sex, she told me I had a small dick
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Girl: That wasnt me, that was my friend who texted you. Im so sorry. She took my phone and was being an ass.
"Haha don't worry about it. I know your friend and she has serious issues about dick size because she used to only go with black guys with fucking huge cocks; like 12"+ and it took it's toll on her pussy and ass when she got into the hundreds and now she's really bitter about it specially as her operation to repair it went wrong and she now has to have a dump through her pussy, we shouldn't laugh really :wink: "
Author:  detox75 [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:42 pm ]
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Ya your retribution small tit cunt response would have been stupid as well as unhelpful.
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Girl: I heard you have a small dick and that you cant satisfy a woman.
"I wasn't at my best, next time im going to make you beg me to stop, but that's contingent on your good behavior"

"Im pretty sure I can scrape your cervix with it, you just need to be more flexible, do more yoga!"

"I was distracted by the roofies you snuck in my kool-aid, next time when your sore you arnt gonna think complain about my awesome cock"

The point is keep it positive, confident, control of the frame, and fun. It shows you are emotionally unaffected by her shit test and shows awesome self confidence. Use chicks bullshit and shit tests to your advantage, dont fall into her frame, that's a fail..
Author:  JamesWatson31 [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:09 pm ]
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Ignore advice to lose your temper and insult her back. That is so immature and AFC.

Do not complicate your life buddy. An easy text like this should suffice:

"When are you cumming over?"

No long drawn out messages that simply confuse their brains. Keep it light and easy.
Author:  IAmMaynardJamesKeenan [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:15 pm ]
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Penis size is no different than any other measurable quality. Maybe you aren't big enough, you aren't tall enough, you aren't handsome enough, you aren't rich enough. You can't change things like that...
I just had to butt in and say that you can permanently enlarge your manhood. 6 months in and mine is precisely 2 inches longer... just after around 30 hours of exercise total. I've been told that my gains are prodigious, but it's common to get around 1 or 2 inches a year. I also think they are doing it wrong.

In before someone mentions my ego and shit. Ask yourself why wouldn't you want to do it.
I can already give them 4 to 12 orgasms per intercourse. I do kegels so I'm multi-orgasmic and can last really really long. I shoot like a porn star. But also I wan't to make them horny and orgasm more with a longer and thicker penis. Hell, it even makes me horny lol.

I happen to have 15 min spare, 5 days a week and at this moment I don't see me spending that time on something better then this.
Just letting you know what's possible.

PS: And I think average is around 5.8".
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