Hey guys,
Thought I'd tell you about my co-worker. He's this mischievous British guy who works over here in Delaware. In his 30s, kind of a Russell Crowe look, plays rugby. Point being, he's no Brad Pitt but not a bad looking guy.
He gets away with SOOOO MUCH SHIT when he talks to HBs at work I have no idea why they don't slap him.
I actually heard him say to a chick the other day at Happy Hour after work when he was giving her lazer eyes at the pool table-
"I don't want anything from you that you don't want to give."
It was pretty awesome and he's not a douche, so I talked to him about how he has this effect on women.
The guy is married and as far as I can see, there's a line of chicks on the office who'd bang him and I'm not sure how many he may have taken up on the offer.
He introduced me to this forum and is now my Wingman.
We went out tonight and hit up this Karaoke Bar. he saw a girl outside as we were driving past and had me stop the car. He ran across the street in traffic to the bar but this chick had gone in.
I parked, found him inside and he was having his nipple twisted by this HB8 from NYC- that's some fucking Kino.
"You're all bark and no bite, luv," he said. I wondered what he meant as I just walked in on the convo. Turns out the Guy behind her was her boyfriend and here was the Brit getting nipple clamped by the guy's woman. I guess the Brit asked her to leave with him but she said no and he moved us on.
We opened a set of HB7-8s who looked bored, half of them texting on their phones- what's up with that in bars and clubs now?
I did an opinion opener- "who do you think drives the shittiest car?" The girls give their answers. We ask the hottest one what kinda car SHE drives then one of us tells her SHE is the one who drives the shittiest car.
The Brit pulled one of the girls aside and isolated her at the karaoke book area, nice move, leaving me with about 4 other girls to entertain.
Right now I felt like a stand up comedian, was firing out one liners and asking questions. I wasn't getting alot of responses, but the blond HB8 was giving me smiles and some Kino.
Then- the fat little troll friend of hers PUNCHES me in the face. I was shocked. Nobody did anything. So the Troll hit me again.
I didn't know what to do. I was trying to think if I said anything to offend her- fat jokes, lesbian gags, but no, I don't do much of that. So I said "thank you" to her, turned and walked away. I wasn't sure how to handle being hit in the face by a chick in a bar when trying to hit ON her hot friend.
I went outside for a smoke and saw the most amazing ASS infront of me. The chick turns just as I walk out and gives me a nice grin. She was an HB10 and just seemed really cool.
Before I knew it, some of the Brit's direct approach was just flying out of me-
"you're not bad looking, I bet you're single though, right?"
She was.
"I might let you come for a coffee with me next week. Give me til I finish my cigarette and if you don't want to go for a coffee with me, we can both walk away and YOU can wonder what might have been. What do you say?"
She said yes and we had a great chat. I number closed her by having her call HER phone from mine and leave herself a message with my name and number on her voicemail- the Brit told me they are not so quick to delete messages from themselves cos it never happens and gets them thinking and marks you out from the crowd.
Just thought I'd share. Great night- and now I have a black eye to say I was in a bar fight and use that for the next three nights.