Hello folks! This is my first FR, cause it's my first that might help some of the guys from the community.
Bitch, now cut the crap, get to the real subject. You are boring.
OK THEN! (Excuse me, both of my personalities tend to argue from time to time)
Aight, here's the situation.
I was off that night, so I gathered a few friends (AFCs) to get some drinks and do some shit. Of course, I sarged a bit, but I was there more for my friends. We were half-wasted, and we went to get a coffee nearby. It seems like coffee is an anchor for ''sargin' mood''. I gather my buddies, and went to another bar. Now I was up for routines!!! WRAAWWR!!!!
We get in, it's fuckin' empty...
But there's like 5 HBs on the dancefloor, including a 9!!! There were a few AMOGs pumping their buying temperature, so basically everything I did was running the dancefloor game, caveman style! A few minutes after starting this game, I just made this fancy AFC Adam style move (doing down stuff?) and get closer, triangular gaze, boom, kclose. No #close, we go straight to the real deal
NOW comes the screwing-up part!!! We fluffed, done a few magic tricks, kino, blah... And now comes the shit test I failed! She asked me : How old are you? (I'm 17 and completely illegal in bars). So my answer is : Guess.
HB: 19?
Bitch: WOW! How did you do?
HB: I don't know... I'm 27! (OMFG, she's 10 years older than me
) I'm a high school teacher! Gee, I'm too old for you!Bitch (drunk): No answer... (How shitty is that eh?)
And then we kinda lost connection, i got tired, wished a good night and left.
WHAT I SHOULD'VE DONE : Tease her about her age, mind-fuck her so she wants you, making her think she's a cougar, and fuck her like a god. But i didn't. What an ass I am.
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