Day 1
Did not sleep, could not sleep. wanted to sleep. but could not sleep. sleep. sleep.
Solider on, ate, showered, shaved and plucked brows (no homo). It's 10:00 am, i hadn't left my house this early since traffic court. Solider on.
Drove, Drove far. A 40 min drive in la traffic to a community college. It's a magical place where no one knows me and I know no one. The faces remain vaguely familiar yet distant. THE land of Armenians, Armos, bro's, where I share a common trait; Hairy as FUCK!
Parked. Popped the trunk. Poured cheap Whiskey into mcdonalds cup. Drink
repeat
repeat
Paranoia sets in, what I'm doing is extremely illegal right now.
buzz
buzz.
Fuck bob dylan could write a song.
buzzed.
On campus walking, walking, walking.
It's a fucking ghost town and im strolling alone.
pathetic. yet I remain irreverent.
No one is anywhere and Im nowhere. Ask some girl were the music lab was, I stumble to a slightly a jarred door where therein lies a baby grad. Im wet. I attempt to play a Scott Joplin rag. Poorly. A teacher hears me slamming keys. I strike up a conversation. Before I know it im performing a piece in front of the dean to place me in a class of a school I dont go to .All the while Im pretty fucking drunk. It was surreal.
So walking 'smore. See a girl. Go
+BOY:::Hey, dont take this the wrong way... (Shit eaters grin) you look like a smoker do you have a light?
+GIRL::: Yes
+BOY::: Small talk blah blah
+GIRL::: BLAH BLAH BLAH BYE
Similar approach, scored a free cig, banter and hug. Bye
(Opener now retired, unless I feel like scoring a free cig or need a light)
Now Im sitting on the steps smoking a free cig (best type of cig btw)
+BOY::: Hey........ You're freinds with my cousin? Right
+GIRL::: Who's that ?
+BOY::: blah
+GIRL::: BLAH....No
+BOY::: (busting on her answer)
+GIRL::: RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
+BOY::: Rabble
Flood gates open. She's open. Small talk turns to what were passionate about, what she's doing what im doing. IS she attracted? I dont know, I honestly feel if there talking then there down to fuck. BUT she seems more like a social butterfly. Either way I get her number and enjoyed her company. We hug enthusiastically.
(during i convo I said I had a girlfriend, pussy move, cock blocked myself perhaps, we'll see)
See a cutie armo. Go
+BOY::: hEY.....
+GIRL::: hello
+BOY::: I got a friend and and I want to tell her something in armo, Do u speak it?
+GIRL::: Yea
+BOY:: How do you say you're fucking sexy
+GIRL ::: RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
+boy::: wtf.. I just tell you. I think you're cute
+GIrl::: oh thank you
+BOY ::: rabble rabble rabble
convo dies.
(Dont go soft then direct. And dont follow her path, stop walking and look the bitch in the eye.)
Another approach using the translate this, only I used some convoluted story that didn't make me look good. She gets on phone while Im talking to her. Hopefully she's gettin some bad news among the lines of cancer and or death of loved one.
Made a couple other approaches that I dont recall. Im really sleep.
7 "approaches"
1 number
1 $80 ticket FUCK THE POLICE