So I will try to make this as quick as possible. Yesterday I had been watching some pick-up videos on my computer and I KNEW I had to get out and do something to practice all the stuff I had been learning the last few days... hmmm... where to go... perhaps this new strip club that just recently started up?
Cover Charge- $5
By the way, I live in Idaho, and I believe this is the *only* topless strip club in the state.
I come in, get a drink, take a seat about 20 feet-ish from the stage. This was on a Wednesday night, btw, about 10 PM. The place is almost but not quite dead. There are a hand full of guys (maybe 6 including myself) that are obviously customers.
I sit there, taking in the whole scene (my first time to a strip club). A couple strippers come up to me and want me to buy a private dance from them. I just smile back and politely say "no thanks."
I am definitely feeling a little self-conscious, since I am one of the only guys at the club, and there are many strippers... all of whom are competing for my cash. But I deploy all my alpha body language. Spread out my arms and legs, smile, look relaxed.
Maybe half an hour into the night, one of the strippers *in a normal, friendly kind of voice* says, "Hey, you know you can sit up here, right?" *Points to spot next to her*
I sit next to her, deploy alpha male body language. We start chatting. She seems really normal and friendly. I almost wonder if she's a stripper who works there. But after a good 20 min or so of us talking to each other, having a very comfortable conversation, she gets called to the stage. Turns out she has nice tits
To finish up the story, she comes and sits down next to me after her performance. We talk more. I tell her I have plans to go out on Friday night, and ask her if she's working Friday. She says no. I say, "Well, if you are planning to go out Friday, we should roll together." She agrees. I ask for her number, she programs it into my phone.
Lessons I learned from that night:
1) All strippers are not created equal. Some come up to you, start feeling you up immediately, and say "hey, baby. You KNOW you want to buy a dance..." and then there are some who are just totally chill. Not acting like they desperately need your cash.
2) I kinda learned what it felt like to be on the other side of the script, with girls competing for my attention and money. It made me realize how important *comfort* is.
3) I learned that for less than $20 (5 dollar cover, 5 dollar tip for stripper, 4 dollars for drinks), I could see a whole lot of NICE tits and meet a cool, sexy girl. This is less than I spend eating at Hooters or a night out hitting up clubs and bars!
4) I learned that girls who are sitting around, bored, waiting for their next dance are FAR more likely to be down for good, interesting conversation than some girl at a coffee shop or bar who is yapping it up with her 3 lady friends and constantly being hit on by guys.
There you have it, gentlemen. I hope that there will be a lay report on here Saturday-ish as a follow-up
, most probably she would!