So last night was sarging with an AFC buddy of mine that I am winging/teaching a lot.
I set up the sarge and he was doing a great job following my game plan.
Game plan was as follows.
Open: My little Ponies
Lock in: "I only got a minute but if I don't get this figured out it's going to bug me all night.
Neg,DHV,NEG,DHV
Compliance test,COmpliance test, Intermittent reward/push pull.
Isolate: "Wow, I have totally been ignoring your friend lol, hey come grab a drink with me"
Comfort Location, numbers game, compliance test... comfort comfort #close
Okay so he opened well, locked in, and everything was going fine.
Enter the "super cock block female AMOG"
So I have seen this chick a couple times and she is always with her boyfriend but making out with random dudes. He says it's an open relationship and that he respects her for her honesty, I think he is my bitch. She is always super drunk and trying to run sets. Most dudes just eat that shit up and she fools around with them a bit and moves on to the next. I recognized that she was a threat to my boys game and was going to move him off his target. He wasn't ready but I did the best I could to cover his ass.
I approach"where is your bearded warrior (referring to her boyfriend, who is a little bitch so the warrior part was funny)?
Her: immediately reaches out and starts touching my chest, more of her general bullshit.
Me: Woah, hands off the merchandise.
Her: She tries a shit test by continuing escalation even though she has been reprimanded. Talking about how she met me before and other bullshit but her body language told the real story.
Me: Does this grabby bullshit generally work for you on men?
Her: hahaha no not really (her eyes said yes). Backs off a little on the touchiness but starts moving towards my AFC buddy (seemed like she was trying to build a jealousy plot)
Me: "You're not going to get any further with him. You really aren't our type.
(I am sitting in set at this point at a picnic table. Our original 3 set of 1 hb6 a troll and some guy are engaged in chat with my AFC and it's going well)
Her: turns to her back to me and starts sticking her (admittedly very nice) breasts out at my buddy and drawing him in. She also leans back in between my legs (Shit Test again. I think she thought she had a chance of winning lol)
Me: "excuse me but last time I checked I didn't have Lazy Boy tattooed on my ass, you are going to have to by me a drink if you wanna lounge on me"
Her: "ooooh, aren't you Mr. Cool"
Me: "That has a certain ring to it. I guess you can call me that if it pleases you"
Things go like that for a good while. My AFC buddy is completely derailed and loses track of his target who is now talking to the guy in the set (who she was not with). To make matters worse the guy in the set started bad mouthing drunk AMOG girl and now their whole set was starting to get rather abrasive back and forth with this girl. My boy, falling for her shit, ended up on the opposite side of the line from his target(that I think he had all but forgotten about do to his AFCness).
SET: basically, you are drunk and loud and annoying and you should be hanging out with your own friends (to AMOG chick)
ME: I'm fucking Switzerland as always. "Hey guys no need to get all huffy. She is just making like a beaver and doing her dam thing just let her roll with it. It's kinda of bothering me at times to but the world is a noisy place and sometimes you just need to tune shit out."
SET: smiling, starts talking about what a good guy I am and how I am right.
AMOGC: Cool as always, whats up with your little shirt (touching my chest, her pathetic attempt at a neg)
ME: What's up with it? You don't need to fake like you don't like it. It's already pretty clear that you are attracted to me.
Her: Continues to neg and shifts to sarcastically going "Ohhh your so strong... blah blah blah" And then starts on my leg.
ME: I've already asked you to keep your hands to yourself but at least keep them a little higher (Reverse Psych, I knew she was going to go upstream from anything I said)
Her: starts rubbing my dick, trying to get a reaction. Starts trying to neg to my AFC buddy about my dick. He does a good job with "I don't know a thing about his dick, He's hot, but definitely not my type"
ME: Completely ignore her dick rubbing for two reasons. A) I knew she was trying to get a a reaction. B) I kinda liked it : ) So I just completely ignored her and continued conversation with my original set (which was doomed at this point because the AFC I was winging had already lost his target. What a waste of fucking time) but sitting on the table, talking to a set that thought I was a good guy, and getting my dick rubbed by a HB8 seemed pretty good at the time.
The nice little moment ended though when the Orig set finally got uncomfortable with the dick rubbing (I had gotten attraction from the troll already to help my buddy out and I think she was getting very jealous of AMOGC).
TROLL: "We have already seen you make out with like three strangers tonight. Isn't it obvious that this guy isn't interested in you. Play up self respect and stop touching his privates"
AMOGC: I think you should play up your social skills and stop being plain and boring.
ME: (to troll) I think you are fine the way you are. (to AMOGC) If you are going to be a bitch then I am going to need you to lay off my dick.
This led to the events that completely killed my AFC buddies game. He wasn't knowledgeable enough to know better so I forgave him. He did however waste my entire night by blowing a perfectly good set.
AMOGC: Act's like she's all offended and sad, starts giving IOI's to my AFC buddy and then within minutes ISOLATES HIM (he didn't even see it happen...fucking noob). I am sitting there watching her bullshit and seriously almost laughed ot loud when she said "come talk to me", walked to the corner, and my AFC followed like a little puppy.
This killed his game... He was to fucking stupid to realize his target was now completely gone and he was playing into a jealousy plot for AMOGC game. He actually thought he was going to get some from AMOGC lol. It reminded me of myself before MM and DYD.
So from that point on the original set doesn't like my AFC buddy that much but still say that he is "a nice guy" (good guy I can accept, but nice guy... never)
Troll: Bounces home for the night.
AFC: Tries to get back in with original target but it's totally blown.
AMOGC: Sit's directly in front of me and says "Why won't you play with me?" in a really frustrated tone (it was surreal! This was the first time I had a moment where all my pickup knowledge fell into place and I could predict everything that was going to take place. It had been happening all night and it felt GOOD)
ME: I'll play with you
What do you want to play? I mean we could do tic-tac-toe or something. Have you played the numbers game?AMOGC: No not like that! Even more frustrated. Leans in real close and squeezes her chest together (not gonna lie that one almost blew my game, but shit tests like this had been happening all night and I had maintained my frame). Really sexy, playful voice. "I want to get nasty"
ME: "Well I know. But, I told you at the beginning of the night that you aren't my type and really you haven't done anything but reinforce that. You are sexy, but there are lot's of sexy girls out there. Girls who don't have boyfriends, and don't insult strangers to make themselves feel better about their insecurities. You are much prettier than the troll was (nodding towards the empty seat that the troll was in), but she honestly was a more interesting person."
AMOGC: "Mr. Cool. lol. Your no fun, but you are a good guy."
MEANWHILE I ALMOST LAUGHED MYSELF TO DEATH AT THIS
Not to throw my boy under the bus but this is to funny.
We are all leaving and my boy AFCs out again trying to reengage his murdered set (who is now leaving with the nerdy ass guy from the set).
AFC: As his original target is walking away with set guy."It was good to meet you c*****! I hope I run into you again.
ME: Run into her? What are you trying to break her arm? (trying to cut the edge off of his desperation with humor)
AFC: "We could continue our conversation"
Original AFC target: "hahaha (not the good kind), whatever, just FYI my conversations don't usually go towards classical piano" her and the guys shes with laughing at my buddies expense... nothing I can do about it : (
I bid fairwell to AMOGC and her boyfriend.
(I know most of you are wondering why I deliberately fucked my game with AMOGC. Simple, she wasn't my target. I didn't have a target. I was winging my boy. I also think her whole deal was one gigantic shit test... If I had showed interest the game would have been lost. As it stands I will see her again and every time I see her she will up the ante. I will close her when she says "Please just fuck me in the ass in this bathroom stall". At that point i'll cash in on my hand and take the jackpot)
Her boyfriend actually DLV to me really hard at that point... mentioned he didn't have a bed and was sleeping on the floor. I told him I had an extra bed if he wanted it. That is would make sex with his girl a lot better. He said "No I'm just real. REAL". I said nothing just smiled. He said "Actually saying "real" out loud is not real at all is it? I take it back" I smiled and walked away.
Back to my AFC who I immediately started detailing all the mistakes he made and expressing disappointment at him wasting my entire evening. Then I remembered a trick I know from wellness coaching. Compliment before you criticize, and the tone was better. I bigged him up on his achievements and delicately inserted my feelings of disappointment.
Ended the night by saying "Look man I am sarging tomorrow night with suncool3. If you join us I need you to promise me that you won't try to sarge with us. You can sarge but you gotta stay out of my sets.:
AFC: Okay, ill admit it I'm not on your level.
Me: It's not like that (okay it is like that), I just need to work on MY game. I am not even 1/100 of where I want to be. But hey, I had a blast tonight, bro.
AFC : Well I'll probably come out, but I'll just watch.
Me: sounds good later, buddy.
THE END
Extremely long but I wanted to keep a detailed record for myself. This was a very strange sarging experience. I ran into some situations that I haven't seen or read about before but most importantly for the first time I think I spent a second in the place that MPUAs must live their lives. I was in the zone and I knew what was going to happen. I was connected. It felt fucking awesome and I have renewed motivation to advance my game.