My friends start piling in around 7:30. We're chilling out, playing guitar hero and my mom calls us all into the living room, apparently it's important. I go to the door and there's a woman dressed as a police officer. She promptly interrogates me about my porn-watching habits and then comes inside:
It becomes clear, however, that she isn't a real police officer when she starts waving her nightstick around lewdly:
Then she decided it was getting a little too hot for her clothes (the air conditioning was actually broken, incidentally [and yes that is my grandmother sitting in the chair]):
My friends, also boost users, were watching intently the entire time:
She had me grab her ass and buried my face between her tits a whole lot:
Then some of my friends got in on the action:
After the show, we all had cake and posed for more pictures:
All in all, it was an awesome night. I got a bunch of money and a new Wii.
