A few days ago I met up with a friend from high school. We decided to check out a strip club that was closeby. Since they was still pretty early when we got there, there weren't many customers at the time.
One by one, strippers began to go on stage and perform. My friend seemed pretty excited and entranced by their beauty and sexual energy. On the other hand, I was relatively calm and seemed a little indifferent. We started talking to a few strippers and got to know them a little. We were having some pretty interesting conversations about being a stripper and teasing them. Initially I tried to use 60's methods that night but since this strip club wasn't in SF, there was a strict no-touching policy. Also, strip clubs are generally charged with sexual energy already so strippers are probably already used to the sexual tension with customers.
I decided to use 60's "poker face," C&F, and some negging so the strippers know that I'm not like the a lot of the other customers coming in here.
There was this cute 18 year old stripper who just started stripper. I know strippers are paid to give attention to and make customers enjoy themselves but I was getting some pretty good reactions. So at some point after some teasing and chatting I said "So between you and me--what's your real name?" She wanted me to promise not to tell on her lol and gave me her real name. We chatted some more.
Before my friend and I left, I talked to her again and asked for her phone number. She seemed eager to want to meet up the very next day since I was only in town for a few more days. I told her that I was going to be busy the next day. She agreed and came back with a piece of paper that had her email on it. She explained that she had had psychotic callers before but really wanted me to contact her.
2 days later we met up to play tennis in the morning right before her day shift. However, the date didn't turn out so well since she could barely play and I wasn't very happy with her immaturity--like getting frustrated and slashing at the tennis ball really hard as if to make a point. I decided that we should stop playing and grab a coffee at starbucks. She explained that when she used to play with her dad, he would make it easy for her and always hit it where she would be able to reach... I decided to crack some stripper jokes and use some negging to kind of humble her a little.
I got my coffee and we sat outside to talk. We started talking about stripping and how she hated babies and more of them should be aborted and how they disgusted her. We also talked about how she kept her stripper life hidden from friends and family and what drugs she does. I was getting kind of annoyed with her but kept my cool. She explained that she was always pretty promiscuous and wanted to be a stripper. I remember slightly being an asshole (not really by choice) but in a playful and (polite?) kind of way.
At the end of our date, I tried to get her number again:
me: "So will I see you again?
"stripper: "Don't you go to school in SoCal?
"me: "yeah, well when I'm in town again"
stripper: "yeah maybe
"me: "So let me get your number then
"stripper: "look up *her full name* on facebook or search with my email."
me: " (C&F)What am I gonna do? you actually prefer facebook than phone number?"
stripper: "haha yeah~
"me: "(C&F) okay so what if I leave a wall post asking for a lap dance?
"stripper: "then I'll kill you
"I tried to make the date go smoother and get some kino in there but maybe I was pretty annoyed with her attitude and immaturity...but maybe next time I can just get past being annoyed and just be more of a man lol.