This all went down last thursday, but it's still something I'd like to share for shits and giggles, and I think it might help some people.
Soooooooo
Me and my SPAM arrived at our favorite watering hole. I was already pretty psyched after seeing Chris Cunningham, that dude is insane....
He went upstairs to hang his coat, I didn't wear one because cold doesn't affect me coz i'm ALPHA.
I proceeded getting drinks, I told my SPAM I'd pay for drinks tonight. So I ordered a ton of beers, since when you buy 15, you only pay 10 bucks.
In comes this cutie.
"hi, what's up"
"hihihi, are you drinking those all by yourself? ~pointing at the plate full of beer~"
"Yeah, I am"
"you're kidding..."
"No, I have no friends" (mind you, I was looking her in the eyes with a deadpan look)
"haha, if you get bored, you can stand with us"
She left, shortly after that my SPAM returned and another SPAM joined us.
We bullshitted a bit, I got tapped on my shoulder, I look and it was the cutie.
She asked me something, I can't remember what.
A conversation followed and I'd keep touching her butt.
"girls asses are like boobs you can secretely play with at the bar" -60yoc
Her friend intercepted her, I grabbed her hand, carressed it, she carressed it back. (don't let her friends distract her for too long, these moments however are perfect for mutual hand carressing)
Anyway, it was ON. At one point I pulled her away from her friend, spinned her around, got really close and looked her in the eyes. Dead silence, she didn't move away. Good.
I went in, backed off just before going in for a kiss and bit on my lip. To which she literally pounces me. Make out.
We made such a perfect couple, atleast that's what her mum would have said. Bullshitted around with her friends, calling them her keepers "make sure this girl doesn't do anything bad, I KNOW she's up to something" Laughs were shared.
At one point I was talking to both her and her friend, and they were girl coding like crazy. I immiediatly let them know I knew what was going on. Tested it for either something positive/negative "I guess this is my cue to leave".
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......but....I've got to pee tho"
"and so do I" her friend said.
My SPAM had left in the meantime. Perfect moment to eject.
"you girls talk about me all you like, I'm going to find my friends ~smile~"
"WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN!?"
"yeah sure, you're cool ~hand over phone~"
My point: Killer eye contact does ALOT for you, it conveys interests more than anything, WHICH IS GOOD. coz she knows what you're up to. then it's just a case of interested/uninterested.
I remember I kept testing her, as if I wasn't too sure about her, while going full EC freaky on her.
Also, if something interupts, ADDRESS IT, don't stand around there like a dumbass, make the most out of the situation, never stand around like a dork. I wouldn't wait for them to come back from the bathroom. that shit is needy and will kill your game. Always have something to do.
I met up with my SPAM, we bullshitted around which pretty much resulted in this text.
I texted her: "hey, my sheets are in the drycleaner, can I stay at yours?"
"haha, no, there's already someone sleeping at my place"
I did a few more sets, mainly to bullshit around. "what do you think of my moustache?" while placing my index finger on my upper lip, like a moustache. Yeah pretty lame, but it worked. Called a DJ at this one place sucky because he wouldn't play us 'wonderwall'. The DJ was a cool guy, so I decided to let it slide :F. and he did play the song afterall.
For you social proof fags:being seen talking to the DJ and making him laugh->will look like you know him.
We returned to the same bar near closing time, she was hanging still around. Talking to some other dude, I saw he tried to kiss her, she backed off. I quickly swooped in to tell her I was leaving, she told me that guy was sleeping at her place. (he had wandered off to god knows where)
I told her she should have fun with him
To which she responded "I'm not that kind of girl" bullshit or not, I'll take her word for it. "we;ll keep in touch, right?" she said. "sure" I replied.
Anyway, I'm seeing her again on Thursday.
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