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| Author: | Two Step [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | LR MY BOYFRIEND WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU |
My boyfriend is going to kick the shit out of you….LR IM SUCH A FUCKING STUD Back in College Station….and I must say….my game is so sick. If my game were monopoly….chicks would roll the dice for me.I’d be the dog piece by the way. I can chill in jail…and still win. I start off owning the blue spots with A hotel on them. I go out, and girls notice me….they want to be gamed, they go out of their way to get gamed. I open with qualifying…. I meet up with Daddy, my raging drunk journalist friend, and we go out to Northgate. Jooses, 4 lokos, etc are being banned, so I’m gonna be above the curve and I have found my secret for getting in state This secret is Loca Moca Coffee monsters. I combine this with Taka vodka. I call this new drink (for me at least) the Dilly Bob. Tell your family. I drink my dilly bob all the way to the bar complex. We go to an amazing bar called the tipsy turtle. I am very loud. I buy many 4 horsemen. I buy a sweet shirt there with a funny turtle on it. I take my shirt off at the bar and put this cosmic piece of cloth upon my deserving body. Girls see this. I wink at them. This Chinese guy walks into the bar making more noise than me. The RAS switches for a moment. I counter this by running up to him and making more noise and hugging him, He then counters with more noise and butt grabbing. FUCK THIS, I AM THE LOUDEST MOST OBNOXIOUS PERSON HERE I then pick him up double claw style and start violently thrusting him against the wall. He caves in and starts telling me to stop quietly and that I’m ruining his expensive shirt. HA VICTORY We start to walk to another bar. Its game time. A turbo is walking past. I high five her, and grab her hand mid high five. “Hi……..are you flirting with me” with a dumb smirk. She and her friends laugh. “You look like a good dancer” Spin, keep holding hand after spin. “wow now that I get a good look at you…..i must say….you have amazing facial features, the sharp angles, the cheek bones…Your like a genetic gold mine....To bad your thumbs….are much to tiny” *hold up hand…thumb war…tell her by official thumb war league rules. Accuse her of cheating…..”wow I could never date a cheater, Im having second thoughts about you” shift gears fast. Holding 2 hands now, start qualifying. Get number. Move on,still to much night left High fives are your friend I then call her phone and we practice talking on the phone. *we are next to eachother talking on the phone….its funny….laugh* I tell her there this babe on northgate picking me up and im gonna cheat on her tonight. While doing this, im clawing her, laughing. (this lil tidbit is great because it gets the girl used to answering the phone to you, and takes you from being “that guy” from last night when you call to “alex” from last night. Lil trick) Anyways we go in this bar. Theres a line going up to the top for this frat techno party. Lines are for faggots so me and daddy start walking past. Apparently two really hot girls agree with me. I say "hi, just because your hot doesn’t mean you can cut". They are shocked someone would say this them and try and act like they arnt cutting. I call them out more. They tell me that’s how it works. I say, no it does not and I cut them. They start to protest, I cut them off with “shhhh your being creepy” as I rub one of their noses with my finger They get PISSSED I get upstairs and one gets in my face like screaming, tell me her boyfriend is gonna kick my ass. I tell her hot she is…lulz. Anyway two frat boyfriends come up and ask me if im pissing off there girls. They are trying to seem mad.I see this. They could beat me up if they wanted to I smile and am like "Broooooooo lol cmon", with a smile. They laugh. I then high five them for having hot girlfriends. They tell me how stupid and dramatic theyre gfs are. We then act like we are getting in a fight while smiling and giggling. The girl come up and gets even more pissed that I have charmed her boyfriend. I start telling them about happy yogurt. I shake the guys hand and roll off into the crowd. Its really loud, packed, and techno crazy. Pick up hell. But im satan so I thrive here. My turtle shirt is nimbus materialized. I play with girls hands as I walk by them, wink at em and walk off and go flirt with other girls while they watch me to prime approaches (lil technique i just read about that ill get into). I find this one. Run all the same shit, her friend then squeezes my ass. While holding hands with one girls I turn and start hitting on her friend. Number close both in front of eachother Daddy has found a cherish so im solo now. Walk past this niner, we will call her Cat Dog. High five her and im in my own awesome world as I walk by. Are pointer fingers wrap around eachother….Yep shes done for Turn around, hey blah blah blah. Complete state talk don’t really remember it. Dont even see anything either really. Im seeing this alot when ive gotten really warmed up and am in super state. The girl just knows I am the man. Theres no games, we both know its happening. Its basically on and we both know it. Start making out but shes holding back a bit. She tells me her brothers here.. I say good, we are going to happy yogurt to get egg rolls. Claw hand, lead out of bar. BAM. 3 minute pull I pin her up against a wall outside the bar. I have a raging boner. I say "excuse me mam, but it seems i have a boner" smiling as i press it against her thigh. She loves it. As we are walkin she starts shit testing hard. I turn down and alley and she goes "oh wow we are going ...this...way" I say yep and pull her along. She pulls me and makes out with me On the way she tells me she left her purse and cell phone. I tell her she’ll get it in the morning, we dont have time. Keep leading She then askes me if I pick up chicks at bars often, tells me im probably some player. I answer with “Yep” She gaspes and says “wow you don’t think ill walk way from you do you” “nope” She lets go of my hand, smiling at me and starts walking down the street away from me. I really want some happy yogurt egg rolls so I keep going my way. About 15 seconds later she literally runs after me, romantic youve got me now kiss and we go off into the night arm and arm And yes i do look like nick lache =D Wrap up 2 things I really learned tonight. Loca Moca monsters are my state key, yep…And what ive really noticed going out, when you get in state, you can literally just walk around pinging off girls with high fives and playin with there hands as you walk by. The ones that are DTF usually will see the state and grab your hand a lil bit. Its happened to me consistently ALSO So guys, there something really cool happening soon. Im no instructor/guru/guy who has any game. But, if anyone is intrested feel free to ask me question about anything. What do you want to hear about, what could i explain that could help you get to the next level I think my game get intensely better when I talk and really explain it. Something really cool is in the work...be excited =D |
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