OK It's been a hot minute since I posted but this has to be told while its fresh.. So let me get you up to speed.. This past week Ive been talkin to this married chick HB9 10 on a good day.. Before I started hookin up with her, I was with her cousin who is also her roomate.. The whole time I was there I would flirt with them both and managed to pull "the wife" out of left field when "the cousin" couldn't make it out.. "Hubby" lives with them both, and "the wife" convinced "the cousin" to invite me over for HER all the time so "hubby" wouldnt think nething was up..
(The three way never happened.. believe me I tried)
Now that ur all caught up to the situation..
OK so I'm at the bar and the wife calls me
THE WIFE "Hey the cousins out for the night and I just kicked out hubby.. we're done for good he packed his shit and left."
FRESH "On Theee Way"
So I get to her house and she's already buck ass naked and we proceed to hook up all over the house.. Shits all good and we pass out in hers and hubbys bed
Then come 4am I hear keys jingling at the door...
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! Wake up.. WAKE UP! I think ur husbands back!"
Shes assed the fuck out..
I can hear him in the next room setting his bags down.. I dont know what to do.. I cant get to the cousins room without him seeing me in their room, so I lay there with my fists up under the covers..
I hear him walking towards the bedroom door, my heart is pound.. He walks in with a dozen red roses and flips on the light
HUBBY "What the fuck are you doing here?"
FRESH "The wife was scared you would come back so the cousin asked me to come over for her"
HUBBY "OK, so why the fuck are you in my bed?? And where the fuck is the cousin"
FRESH "I dunno man she just bailed, probably out being a whore.."
*Avoiding the first question bc I cant think of a logical reason to be there
(both of us fully clothed thank fuckking goddd)
HUBBY "I dont care why the fuck are you in my bed"
FRESH "The wife was scared I wouldnt wake up if you came home so she asked me to sleep in here.. You left her in pretty bad shape man."
HUBBY "What? She kicked ME out.. I think you should probably go.."
FRESH "Yeah.. I'm just gonna go ahead and take off.. looks like everythings cool here.."
HUBBY "What was she sayin about me, why was she the one that was upset.."
(Fuckin Pussy.. He's obviously the nice guy.. Never be the nice guy or ur wife will get fucked)
FRESH "IDK man talk to ur wife.."
I high tailed it the fuck outta there in a hurry.. JESUS I thought I was about to get shot! Never callin THOSE girls again.. lol fuck
So I had to walk home and I dont think I will be getting a three way.. But hey I didnt get shot or even into a fight... I call that a successful night
