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| Author: | Pharo [ Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | hooters hottie- south africa |
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok so for those of you who don't know, I'm on a new mission when it comes to pick up! I'm gonna stop messin around and up my potential chance of meeting a mate by turning this into a numbers game, after all the more doors u knock on, the more doors will open! Here goes... So last nyt(sunday) I was itching to meet women so I call up wingate, we fo out for lunch and meet afcV at cofi cedar square, we meet up with state, incubus and his friend chris(pua in training) cofi sucked so I suggested that we go to hooters... We start out with a waitress,she's being the typical hooters girl sales pitch fake smile all the usual crap, so I tell her "u smile 2much it makes less happy ppl depressed not cool" don't really care what she said back! I wasn't payin attention, so she told us that she was off and that after she brought our food we were getting a new waitress! Hh(hooters hottie): hey guys how's the food blah blah AfcV:it sucked Me: have u ever seen good burger? Hh: um no... Me: seriously!! Incubus: "welcome to good burger home of the good burger can I take your order?" Me: cummon... Keenan and kel? Hh: I know them jus not the movie Me: loser Wingate:"who loves orange soda?" Hh: lol wat? Me: wat r u boys drinking? (She goes then comes back and its just afcV and I at the table) Hh: (tapping my led motioning me to move up) Me: easy now... Say please Hh: please... Me: good girl(move up) Hh: blah blah... AfcV: blah blah Me: blah blah(initiate kino with a shoulder touch Me: ur naughty u look like u could get me into a lot of trouble Hh: me?? No... I'm innocent(cute puppy eyes) Me: no way ur givin off this weird vibe u myt be a murderer! Hh: haha like a basic instinct vibe? Me: yeah I've been murdered like twice so I can smell ur kind a mile away Hh: blah blah Me: ur adorable... I'm gonna adopt u as my baby sister, we can climb trees and drink cool aid Hh: haha little sister? Who says that? Where are you from? Me: I'm from around, south africa Hh: did u say cool aid? Haha ppl from SA don't say that! Me: what? Do u want me to say drinkOpop? Lol Hh: hahahaha (Other guys come back and she leaves) (She returns) Hh: u guys r my most interesting customers Mepulling a chair next to me on the couch thing) sit down Hh: (sits) Me: ok if u wanna hang with us u gotta be cool! (Hold her cheeks with 1 hand then press her nose with the other) beep ok I just turned ur hooters girl programming off, now ur u so be cool Hh: ok I'm me now Me: but behave or we gonna vote u off the island! Hh: haha, what's your name? Me: I'm pharo( I used my real name) Hh: hahahaha Me: what's so funny?? Hh: no what's ur real name Me: ok ur not behaving time for tribal council, boys I vote her off the island Every1: agreed Me: ok ur off the island go away! Hh: no sorry I was joking blah blah Me: lol the tribe has spoken (She goes) ( She walks by pulls a tongue, goes to her other table then comes to us) Hh: I'm sorry (motioning for a hug) Me: I don't even know u! Hh: can I sit? Me: ask nicely Hh: please... Me: u may sit, but ur on probation, I'm gonna guess ur a high schooler Hh: haha no I'm 19... How old are you? Me: u look 17, but that's good cause wen ur 23 ull look 21, guess how old I am? Hh: u have a young face, I'd guess early 20s, maybe 21? Me: maybe... AfcV: can I get a coke Others: order drinks Me: ur ryt handed, I'm left handed, I'm special ur not Hh: haha well ryt handed ppl live longer Me: I'd rather live a short good life rather than a long crap one Hh: hahaha, well I'm a gemini blah blah Me: oh interesting... I'm a virgo blah blah, I don't like the idea that that my personality is determined by when I was born I'd rather thinh that all my experiences in life Hh: I like that (She goes and she returns) Hh: may I sit? Me: u may Hh: thank you Me: ur cute but what do u hav goin 4 u other than ur looks? Hh: I'm good at writing, I'm creative and um um... Me: only 2? Well ii think u hav a great energy I like that. Hh: thanx that's so cool, I study journalism Me: nice where? Hh: blah blah Me: I've played golf there Hh: I go there after class sumtimes... Me: u play gold awesome... Hi 5 Hh: do u play poker? Me: no way... (Falling in love) I love poker I'd totally kick ur butt, u dnt hav a poker face Hh: oh yes I do I'd beat u (Now there was a lot of fluff, cuming and going and stuff between all this if I typed it all it would take a year, I'm gonna skip to the good stuff) Me: ur cool I wanna call u( handing her my phone) Hh: (about to put it in) can I think about it? Me: sure u can(big smile) (She goes n comes back) Me: did u knw elvis dyed his hair Hh: no way ur lyin Me: guess wat colour it was Hh: I'm bad at guessing Me: try Hh: blonde Me: yeah dirty blonde crazy ryt... (Fluff fluff fluff) Me: (gesturin 4 her hands) Hh: comes for a hug n says but u don't hug strangers?? Me: I'm askin 4 ur hands Hhh haha. Me: (trust test) ok u trust me Hh: how do u knw that Me: I learnt from a chinese guru, (I sit her down and teach n explain it to her) Hh: wow makes sense Me: u look like a good liar let's play the lyin game Hh: the wat? Hw do u play Me: explain( we play for 1rand I win and she pays) (Eventually we get the bill) Hh: add me on facebook Me: I don't have face book Hh: what? Liar(she tears a piece of the bill writes down her number folds it and draws a heart on it) Me: ill call u, ill try not to stalk u lol Hh: pls don't haha (We pay the bill and I go to her downstairs at the door, spin her then tell her ill call her) (All in all great time 4me I loved every second now gotta pull of a good date and c what I can do- oh side note- as we are leaving state makes it a point to ask me what we are doing next and that he is gonna follow me, while infront of the girl, leader of men, thanx 4 that. A lot more happened but like I said its a mission to type) any feed back and advice is welcome and ideas for good dates- pharo signing off hope u enjoyed the read!! __________________ |
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| Author: | astonish85 [ Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:02 pm ] |
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fantastic report man! I like the detail in your post and congratulations on the number. I hope it works out for you. |
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