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| Author: | Tom_"Maybe" [ Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Dr. Demento's Evil Sanitarium Haunted House Field Report. |
So I went to a "haunted" house with my brother and brother-in-law last night, and it was cheesy as hell. But regardless how the place was...I was in the mood to game some ghosts and shit. The haunted house was really a haunted insane asylum, and in the line to wait for our turn there were mental health patients walking around as if they were in their own world. There was one girl with a bag of Lay's potato chips, and I felt the need to fuck with her. So when we got close to her I was like "Hey, can I have one?" and she just gave me a blank stare...she was keeping in character pretty well. So I said "Here, hand feed me." and I opened my mouth. And she took a potato chip and placed it on my tongue. After she did that I said "Thanks babe. For being schitzo or whatever your problem is, your a cutie", and I gave her a half hug. After I did that I heard everyone in the crowd, which was dead silent watching me, start to say "I thought you couldn't touch the people here". And I just laughed, cause I didn't give a fuck, I was having too much fun. Once we got into the house, there was this HOT, I mean HOT chick. She was the hospital receptionist and she had this tight black dress on, with spider web leggings, this orange and white wig on, and cat eye contacts in. She was smoking hot. She asked us "Why are you guys here?", and I said "I'm here for drugs". And she laughed. She set us up in a line, and she made me the leader. She asked us our names, and I asked for her name. She had this fake Swedish accent, and her name was Heather. I asked if that's your character name, or your god given name, and she laughed and said "that's my real name, why?" and I said "Cause lady, you look amazing. In fact I'm going to write down your number, and I'm going to give you a call BIG TIME." And Boom...Got Heathers number and as I was leaving the room to enter the haunted house, I got a hug and a kiss on the cheek from her. Perfect set. |
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