normal nite out, standing outside a club having a fag, bored with a mate pestering me about the girls passing and how we aint getting none. so i walk into the middle off 3 girls and say 'hey i really want to take all 3 of u home.... so then i can put u all in a box and let u out when ever i want some happiness. u lot look ace.
there iv got there attention, 'right everyone group around and we will make the box.' so they link arms around me. so i shout , 'this is my box ill kill anyone that tries to split us up', by this time there in stitches laughing at me.
so i stop, look at them 'have i missed sumat? are u laughing at me? i hope not, cause i was about to go and ask u 3 too dance with me, but if im, a clown then fuck u!' i walk off, turn wink and gesture them to follow me into the dancefloor.
we transition to a few clubs over the nite and i take a liking to the blonde out of the 3, 2 others are brunette. so as we are sat quiet i look at the blonde and ask 'can i kiss u?' (this is not normal of me, but i wanted to see how up for it she was,) she quickly replies yes, we kiss then i get asked by a friend if i want to go to his to play some footy game on xbox for the rest of the nite (i hate games consoles and footy, so i cant image alt worse) so i turn to the blonde and say 'did u hear that? save me, i cant look rude by leaving here on my own, will u accompany me to mine then i have an excuse to get out of that hellish idea..?'
she agrees after abit of banter, i take her home and all has a happy ending, until she woke me up at 10 after 2 hours sleep saying she needed a taxi
i wasnt as witty at that time ahahaha