but I've learned to deal with wanna be's amogs much better.
This weekend I rolled into a new bar (solo), went & took a seat at the bar to get a beer scout things out. To my right was a dude, & I made some random chat with him. To my left was a group of girls checking both of us two dudes out.
I said hello, smiled & one of them came over (HB-8 ) and sat on the left beside of me. We chatted a bit, & she was like is this your friend. I said "no, but he's a cool guy, just met him his name is _____. "
By this time he had honed in on her & leaned in so I introduced them. She's like who are you here with (to me). I said "I'm here by myself" (as if it was no big deal).
This chump seised on that as a weakness & started trying to impress her & was like I'm her with 6 friends. She's was like "you really don't know this guy" (talking about me) to the Chump, & he's like "no I think he's a homo" & right in front of my face. Now keep in mind this guy was bigger & probably better looking than I am.
At this point I'm just leaned back in the chair and they are seated on my right and left both leaned over me talking in front of me. Off course she looks back to see my reaction. I just had an amused smirk on my face.
She asked me again "so you are really here by yourself (ie another shit test). I was like "sure, I make my own fun. I have no problems meeting people & just kind of looked at both of them like I met you didn't I.
She smiles & says lets dance takes my hand and leads me to the dance floor where she bends over and grinds on me. I just look over at this chode with out saying a word but like "do I look like a homo now" smile all over my face & shrug of the shoulders.
Guy had the most defeated look I have ever seen, got up and walked away.
