Thursday 29th May
Oz and JD apparently had been chatting with loadz of the pua man dem
from the forum. They spoke of how sooooo
many of the manz would be out. No one showed.
. So in the end it was me, Oz, JDizz and Uboat. We went to a cocktail bar. I came a lil late. I saw Oz in set with one girl and JD a few feet away standing with another. JD's one was cute as fuck
. I peeped it
as soon as I gots in. Like a HB9. I chill with Uboat. JD's and Oz's girls are part of the same 3 set. They all sit together. I stand with Uboat.
I remember looking as JD spoke to his bird and I kept thinking she was too god damn cute
. Then the devil on my shoulder said..."pull the robbery"
. I'm a devilish fiend so I listen, of course!
I was genuinely winging JDizz but my HB6 was beyond boring and wasn't hooking. So I stopped talking and just stood there. Like an 'ent'
. (One for you lord of the rings fans). JD invited me to sit down. God damn
, he doesn't know I was born with the mark of the beast
. I spit game at the HB9. After a few minutes JD gets up and leaves. After about 15/20mins JD stands a few feet away at the bar. He opens the HB9 from there. She says something. He gives the 'I can't hear you' ear maneuver. hahaha - I know whats coming. Motherfucker's trying to extract her
. I could of cut this interaction off. But I wanted to see how it played out. Long story short. She stayed rooted next to me. I go to number close and she tells me she has a b/f.
. I number close anyway and we duck out.
We see 3 girls as we walk to the next bar. They move sheepish, gingerly. Stragglers
. We open. Apparently they were on a 3 way date. They said they were going for a cigarette and ditched their chode dates. One man's loss is another man's gain.
We head to another bar with them. At this point the previous set (One with the HB9 shows up). I flitter inbetween sets.
Uboat was putting in some serious work with a ginger haired HB8 from the date ditchers
group. He was like arm wrestling and doing some other random stuff. I spoke occasionally to the ginger HB8. I was pretty much just a complete dick to her. As as dickish as I could get away with.
And on a side note there was a HB6 in the group. JD #closed her. Then I #closed her a few minutes after. Competition game. lol. Anyways at one point the date ditchers
go downstairs. Uboat and I follow. As we head down. I say that I'll have either the ginger HB8 or the HB6 and he can have the chubby one! ha. He says he has dibs on the HB8. I let him believe that illusion.
It's more of the same. Uboat putting in the groundwork. I stood a couple of feet away from the group on the other side of the table. My interaction with them was limited to say the least. At one point Uboat goes to the bar. He looks at the ginger HB8 and she literally ran to him. That stuck in my mind. I assumed he was well in there. Appararently she just tried to get a drink of him. He didn't fall for her she-devil ways
At one point the ginger HB8 is out of Uboat's clutches. He had literally been her shadow the whole night. haha. I look over at the ginger HB8 from the other side of the table. I beckon her to come to me with a blase flick of the fingers. I hit her with the Vitaly 3 questions: 'Do you find me attractive'. 'She says yes. 'Do you have a b/f'. She says no. I then stop. I say follow me. I walk away from the group to the other side of the room. Then I ask 'So what is stopping you from kissing me right now'. She said nothing, smiling. We gots to smooching. I could see Uboat in my periphery looking, peeping game. Yep that's right Uboat, keep looking. Game
I went back to Uboat. He was a bit pissed. But nothing major. Just borderline
passive aggressive. lol. We look to bounce. We head back to the date ditchers
. I try and k close again, right infront of Uboat. I wanted him to have a ringside seat to my Game
. She doesn't do it though. ha. I leave with JD and wait outside. Uboat stays. After about 10mins he comes up saying he just kissed her. Haha! WTF?! No Game
We hit another bar. I get talking to a tall black girl. Maybe like a HB7. I pull the Valleypua (forum member) routine. I ask her to dance for four seconds. We do. I try and k close. Doesn't work. I #close and bounce.
We call it a night. I head home and see a HB9 arguably a HB10 on the tube. I'm filled with Jesus juice
so I head up to her. She's rather pleasant my dear chaps. We walk the same way, partly, home. She tells me she has a b/f. I #close.
I pulled a couple of more numbers that night, nothing more.
- lol, JD said we need some gaming etiquette. He thought back to the HB9 he was unable to close (or didn't try, I forget). I kinda
somewhat agree. However competition will ensure the strong will survive. And I'm like Mark Henry (worlds strongest man according to WWE, so it has to be true....right?). But seriously, I can see what he's getting at. We'll see how that pan's out.
- Uboat has my spit all up in his mouth. Yum!
haha. The word game-less
springs to mind.