Saturday 3rd May
Rida rings me at about 10am. I've literally had 3 hours sleep. We speak game. We talk about how people love us. Guys - They really do! Rida says we should be sharing our game with others. I say we should do something random like go to Wales. There is only silence on the other end. Then I hear the words 'LETS DO THIS!'. Leeroy Jenkins style. Rida books a hotel. We're heading the Cardiff! Whoop Whoop!
When I first get there, I see the gaming district. There was a lot of pubs etc in a strip. It reminded me of something you would see on a Greek party island. I was slightly taken aback. I said to Rida 'this isn't me'. He said I should embrace it. I was still slightly apprehensive. We check in and head somewhere for dinner. It was a cuban restaurant/bar. Rammed to fuck. We eat. I see a women, like some latino chick eye fucking me. I look at her, channeling sexual energy through my eyes. She gets up to go the toilet. I said to Rida she wants to meet me around the side, to get some. He said she just needs the toilet. I follow her...she just needed the toilet. lol.
We head back to the hotel. Change and head out. We hit the Cuba bar again and it is rammed. Fucking heaving! Nuts! This is not a place where a smooth talker would thrive. Girls are drunk, hot and horny. I knew I had to adapt. Rida told me to unleash the demon. And that what I fucking did!
I honestly can't remember every approach. But I would of used a variation of the following.
-situational and/or observational opener.
-Then when the girl did something or said something I liked I would either hug them and say 'We are going to speak like this now'. Or I'd high five them, hold them and bring them in. N.B - These moves were inspired by Valleypua and Enso (I give credit where its due).
Interactions weren't that long. 15mins on average. Some slightly longer some slightly shorter. Hit various girls with the Vitaly 3 questions. Went down surprisingly well. So many birds wanted my D. I could tell. I had this beige mac on. Its been dubbed the
God jacket for years. Everyone loves it! It amps my state. I look like the fucking dogs bollocks in it! I makeout with 2 or so girls. These are just the ones I can remember. I get 4/5 numbers. Game.
After talking to people in there. They keep saying to me and Rida we are the sort of people that would love another area of town. Literally 3 different sets said we should go there. It was our
type of place. I was reluctant to leave. Rida was adamant we should. I think it was the more
upmarket part of town.
We bowl out and get there. There is literally one retro style bar open. It was rammed, so I wanna go there. Rida wants to 'check out' the rest of it. You could fucking tell it was dead. I queue up. He walks off. I get in. And he doesn't come back. So now I'm lone ranger approaching. I makeout with another chick in there. HB7. GOD DAMN! I'M A FUCKING ANIMAL! I try and rub her vajayjay from the outside of her trousers she slowly, reluctantly stops me each time. I used the Vitaly 3 questions kiss close. Anyways I bounce from her.
I gets to talking to some others. They love my chat. Older birds. A brunette HB8 and her sister. Some blonde. She wasn't that hot. They buy me a drink! BOOM! Game! Seriously sooooo many people buy me drinks on a night out. They fucking LOVE ME! My chat is on a different level to anyone's I have ever heard!
At this point Rida has been gone an hour. I ring him, he answers and heads to the retro bar. Apparently he went back to the hotel and fell asleep. haha. We were pretty messy. We or more importantly I pull the older birds back to the hotel.
There's doormen at the door. Yes, doormen. The hotel was sick. We were splashing the cash. People kept saying that when we told them where we were staying. Saying how nice the hotel was, wishing they could stay there. BALLING!
Anyways there's 2 twin beds in the room. I have the HB8. She was half pakistani half white. When the HB8 told us that. Rida made the comment that I (Snowsaiyen) loves a girl with a bit of a tinge. LOL - So fucking true. The girls found this overly funny. As in it had them in tears.
So now Rida and myself are making out with the chicks, but mine is soooo hesitant and reluctant. She keeps pushing me away. After about 20mins my one says she wants to leave. FUCK MY LIFE! They leave. I'm trying to get them back, I go out in my socks, didn't even waste time putting on shoes. We cant convince them and they leave.
Its about 5 in the morning and we are like fuck this! In the words of Enso & Vallypua (forum members) we run some
hail mary game. Cardiff closes quite early so its dead. We lock into a mixed 3 set. They were actual gypo's. lol. Not really, but they were quite chavy. The guy was showing us a cut on his arm, because he'd broke into a house that day.
I was bringing them back to the hotel and Rida rings me. He's disappeared at this point, whilst I was trying to get the girls back. He tells me to ditch them. They werent even hot babes. In reality that was the best option. I was blinded by potential pussy. They probably would of stabbed us in our sleep and robbed us.
Anyways I just sprint off. Don't even say bye or anything to them. Go meet Rida back at the hotel. The night has run its course.
Takeaways:
- Cardiff is fucking mental. All about the high octane, in and out pick up style. Conversation is wasted on these chicks. Well most of them. I think I adapted my game well for these drunk as bitches. Disappointed I didn't get the f close though. If I had just been more patient instead of escalating to fast I think I would of got it.