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| Author: | publiceneme72 [ Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Being a PUA is dangerous, but so awesome (Kinda Long) |
This is the FR of my 2nd night officially sarging (although I'd been trying to pick up girls at bars with a little bit of success before so I'm not completely new to it). I was at a nightclub with a bunch of my friends (the same ones who bash PUA's if you've read my other posts) and I saw a HB 8 standing by herself texting on the dance floor. I figured this is about as rare of an event that can happen at a club so I might as well try to capitalize on it. The music was really loud so I knew I wasn't gonna be able to use an opinion opener... I walked up and kinda gave her a little friendly push (not exactly by the book but hey im learnin)..... As expected she looked up with an absolute look of disgust at me.... heres how the convo went HB: What? Me: This is a dance floor dear, rules are you gotta dance HB: um okay? Me: (taking a step back) Come here, I'll show ya She came over and started dancing with me.... Now I hold the honor of being the worst dancer in the world.... I'm 6'2, 200 pounds, and the only times I'm not completely uncoordinated is when I'm on a surfboard or skateboard, so if you can picture a bear on roller skates, it looked kind of like that..... Now at this point I got lucky with small talk but if you can suggest anything to say to a girl you start dancing with that would either dhv right away or at least would be a little out of the ordinary please post..... Me: So where are you from? HB: Long Island Me: HAHAHA no really (I go to the university of buffalo and long island girls have a bad reputation there) HB: Long Island Me: OO that sucks, u were cute too (push her off and walk away) HB: Hey! (grabbed my arm and pulled me back) Me: you better have a kick ass personality to make up for that, HB: Oh I defiantely do! Me: aight prove it..... lets go to the couches and talk HB: Ok.... aren't you going to buy me a drink? Me: haha you don't know how this works do you? HB: What? Me: Ya you're the one who buys drinks for me HB: K fine what you want? So she bought me a drink and we went to the couches and she gave me her abbreviated life story and I gave her mine and then we started making out........ Then out of nowhere she got yanked off of me.... i opened my eyes and was looking at a guy who looked like he was straight out of the marines.... Now I just finished Tucker Max's book so that's my explanation for my responses... Angry dude: What the fuck are you doing!? Me: Isn't it kind of self explanatory? Angry dude: That's my fucking girlfriend you piece of shit! Me: oooo sucks to be you buddy I knew I was asking for it, so I wasn't really surprised when he threw a punch at my face, thank god he'd been drinking and I was able to dodge it....... I jumped up and we traded a few punches before he went down and my friends jumped in and broke it up (and gave him a few kicks in the ribs)....... The girl was surprisingly calm and later she told me that this kind of thing has happened before.... HB: We should probably get out of here Me: Yeah good call on that, where you wanna go? HB: Well if you want we could go back to my place and "watch a movie" Now I've known this line since way before I'd even heard of what a PUA is so I was pretty stoked.... At that point I f closed and was pretty dissapointed because for all the effort I put into this pick up, she definately was not worth it..... Again if you've made it this far please let me know what I could have done better because I know I got kind of lucky on this one.... Thanks |
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| Author: | sL!CK [ Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:37 am ] |
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hhahhaah " Now I just finished Tucker Max's book so that's my explanation for my responses... " That's awesome, true alpha response! I love Tucker man, and yeah, that would pretty much be his response too. I don't know what you're trying to avoid, though. You f closed on some AMOG's girl, and you didn't get beat up too badly in the process. If you asked a girl who's she with at the place, or if she is with friends or something, I'd bet she wouldn't mention him. When I open groups I tend to ask how does everyone know each other, that usually prevents things like this. But she wasn't in the group. I'd say don't wory about it too much, you seemed to have had a hell of a night. |
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