Last Friday night I attended an apartment birthday party for a good friend of mine so there were quite a few people I knew already (SOCIAL PROOF) and there were a whole lot of new sets of people I had only ever just seen before or had never seen at all. I wasn't even really planning on sarging tonight but I peacocked up a little anyway just for the heck of it. I became the life of the party immediately...encouraging more alcohol consumption (I myself only had about 3 the entire night haha) (Side Note: In a few of my other posts I mentioned using alcohol to get over AA, but last week I drank too much and had bad success and Friday I drank considerably less and had better success!!!) I never stayed in one set too long...but I managed to RE-LOCK IN every time I came back around definitely displaying even more SOCIAL PROOF. I was chatting up everyone, including the guys (Lead the men and the women will follow...) I had been there about 2 hours with different people fluctuating in and out of the place so it didn't seem that long at all and a HB9 (I'll call her HBCUTE, because well, she was!) walked in the door with about 4 other friends and I think I accidently turned the 3 second rule into the 3 MILLISECOND RULE (hehe!
) and locked on like a pit bull. I bounced (yes literally bounced up) and said "OMG, How have you been?!?" playing the old friends opener. She seemed shocked and amused and played along anyway and we immediately hit it off. She separated from her friends and went into the kitchen area where there were slightly fewer people so we could talk...from there it was a blur, I didn't note any specific IOI's but I just had the "IT'S ON" vibe going the whole time. I started out just being friendly, asking her major (it was history which she blatantly made fun of herself for...a huge turn on for me (for a girl to laugh at herself)) threw the Ring Routine (she was wearing a couple) with plennnnnty of kino. Do you guys know the "Slap" game? Where the other person puts their hands on top of yours and you have to flip your wrist over to slap their hands? DO THIS=EXCELLENT KINO...At first I just held my hands out and she automatically put hers in mine as if to hold them to which I did the "Slap" game twice all the while saying "I promise I won't do that again..." then doing it again. I did it 2 times then the third time HBCUTE said "No! You are just going to slap my hands again!" So I just grabbed her hands and held them saying "I feel like we are having trust issues darling." in a completely serious tone as if we were married...she was completely enthralled in the interaction. I also threw in a couple of false disqualifiers...then asked what her birthday was...and it turns out we are both Taurus' in the zodiac to which I said "Well no wonder we aren't getting along, we are just too much alike! We will never work out because we'll just be locking "horns" all the time (Taurus=Bull) I gave her a compliance test of watching my drink while I went back around the room re-entering sets and she didn't move an inch! I couldn't really move into C1 because there were people everywhere but I didn't feel like I really needed to. I #closed, ran my personal "Who's that hott guy standing next to you?!?" text message routine, and did the kiss on the cheek move by pointing and simply saying "Plant one." She had to leave to drive her friends (she was the DD=No buyers remorse...hooray!) After she left there were guys who were admitedly better looking than me (hey, not that much 
) had bigger muscles and typical frat-tastic clothes just sitting in the corners of the room in awe...And that my friends, is how the Shreder STRIKES