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| Author: | JohnnyWish [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Road to MPUA |
This is 1 week ago: I was at a party of a friend of mine. She is Danish and all her friends are international to. At the party I started to drink some barcardi dragonberry. Suddenly someone comes with the great idea(not) to mix jagermeister with the Barcardi. After 2 drinks I was already tipsy. My friend looked at me and said “I know what for night this is going to be.” At the party I was hitting on all the girls, except the Danish one. Her boyfriend was also there and I like her to much. I don’t want to mess things up. After a while we went to a local bar. I gave the bartender 10 euro and she gave me 20(!) beer glasses. So i was liker wtf, is this mine? “Yes it is, it’s all yours.” Hmm, 20 beers. So I was just giving beer away to my friends and their friends. But I couldn’t take everything with me so a friend of mine comes with the great idea(not) to shot all the beer we couldn’t bring with us. I was walking around, actually I was hunting for a chick. So I accidently hit a girl with my elbow. We started to talk. I was going full caveman style. I was so fking drunk at that moment. After some(acctualy really much) kino, she decided to kiss me. So we were kissing, and then... The motherfucking bartender emptys a bucket of water above my head. The girl and I were so fking wet. So she aked me”What are we going to do?” Me:“You could give me your number and I will call you. Or we can go to your place. You know what, we go to your place.” After I f-closed her, I was searching for a way out of her hallway wich was a labirinth. I was looking for an exit. I couldn’t find it. I was so fking drunk, I almost decided to sleep on the ground in her hallway. But that would be to emberresing. So I was looking for a window to open. All the windows were locked. Fuck. So I was looking around for a fking exit. I was already in her hallway for about 30 minutes. Suddenly I saw some art, I was looking at it. Then I noticed a hidden wall. I decided to kick it. Finally I had destroyed the wall. There was my exit. After another 15 minutes of searching for my bicicule I drive to the gate of the Campus. But i was closed. I immediatly lifted my bicycle en throw it over the gate. I climbed over the gate and I throwed up. The next day, I felt like I was going to die or somerthing. I hate drinking way too much. |
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| Author: | JohnnyWish [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Road to MPUA |
This week: I was at school and we had an event there. Some bussines people will come to our school en will share their experiences with us. There were 2 hotties in the group. The classes were split. In my classroom there was a chick standing in front of us giving her pesentation. I decided to ask many questions. Very cocky questions. “I know i’m right, but what’s your opinion about people who work to much for school and after some high grades they finish school with a lack of social contacts. That suck right? People don’t alway have to get high grades. It’a all about being happy.” Ofcourse she agreed with me. There was silence in the classroom. “Should i give you someting to do and ask you another question?” My classmate” Are you going to ask het number or facebook?.” Me: “ofcourse I am, but not know. I will after the presentation” So after the presentation I walked towards her. Me: “Thanks for the presentation” She: “thank you for your questions” Me: “I had to give you something to do right?” She: “That’s very nice. Don’t forget my name, add me” Me: “uuhm what, Oh I rembember. Of course I will ad you” After that I gave an Arnold- 6 rules immitation presentation for about 400-500 people. The woman was also there. The woman was 27 years old. She was manager of an insurence comany. She was a 7,5 HB. I added her on FB. Me: Did you survive yeseterday? She: Ofcourse i did. I was very nice to meet you. You had a very good presentation. I liked it. Me: Thanks. -- I asked her to drink something with me. After a while we went on a date. I was just acting alpha male. Just fking Alpa male. But a crazy one. After a while. She: “you are very sweat, I starting to like you.” Me: Thanks a lot.” She: “What are your plans for to night?” Me: “uuhm, Are you sure you want to know it? She”haha Yes ofcourse” Me: (really fking serious)“ I’m going to take you home. And then I will rape you. After I’m finished with you i will cut your head off. I will drop your body in my basement, where already 30 other headless girl are hidden.” She: “uum okay?” Me: “Let’s go, I’m in a hurry” When we went to my home, i started immediatly making out with her. And I fclosed her., |
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