Hey sup' all.
On Friday just gone I tried something on a girl at work whom I get the vibe from that she likes me (at the work Xmas party she said she thought I was gay(?) because I "smelled good, looked good, dressed good and drive a TT", I laughed it off and took it as an IOI and a reason for her to speak to me - I had hardly said two words to this girl since I joined the company in September). Since then she's been talking to me a bit more than normal..
Anyway, I thought I'd try and be sexual with her the next proper opportunity I got, but the way I did it was a bit different. I went up to her, sat next to her at her desk (there were other people around too) and said (without attempting to be quiet):
Me: "I had a dream about you last night!"
Her: "really?"
Me: "Yep, and I know what you're going to ask, was it a dirty one?", she started giggling (as did other people at her table)
Her: "well, was it?"
Me: "It was PURE FILTH!!"
At this point all of the table started laughing and she began to blush. One of her colleagues who sat opposite her then asked me with a grin "was she good?" I replied: "She was f*cking unbelievable!, she did some things to me that.....well, I can't even say!". As soon as I said this the whole table errupted in laughter. I laughed too and walked off back to me desk. Phase 1 was done.
Just before I was getting ready to leave, I thought I'd email her (Note: I had NEVER even sent her an email directly before as I never had any reason to). Below are the emails we swapped before I left:
Me: Have a good weekend (I'll try not to have another dream of you)
Her: Spoil Sport x
Me: Haha ;-P x
Her: Have a good one.. weekend that is x
Me: If I have another dream, it will be a GREAT one!
Her: Ha ha! Can't believe you didn't tell me about it x
Me: Not in front of everyone! That's just criminal!
Her: Fair point! You can blush another day! x
I now know I have this girl where I want her and I now know that on Monday when I just ignore her like nothing happened, she will bring up this conversation / dream again (she'll be chasing me), and then at some point (if I want), i can seal the deal.
Anyway, why not try the fake dream yourselves? It's gets your sexual intent across but has the added safety net of only being a 'dream' so potentially could slip under the radar but you still get to talk about all the unspeakable acts you did and how good it was! No harm in trying right? ...well, that's what I thought anyway.
