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| Author: | 1stbroker [ Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:27 am ] |
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PUA Forums: Field Report Subject: Beast Mode Author: 1stbroker OMG.....this is all true and I wish...it was...wowzers girls have no f..ing shot at us..... Heres the situation: I haven't posted on here because I was trying to be contrarian, I have moved to a new city, met a nice teacher and kind of told her I was into her. TOTAL FUCKING MISTAKE!!!!! She is like at best an 8, if she works out for a month and goes to a salon and has EVERYTHING done. She dissed meeeee..... She said I was pressuring her and she needed her space, little does she know ive been with playmates, super models and the like. Here I am being given lessons on dating by an 8...wtf????? So then...tonight, I sit back and think...what does a real PUA do when he is in a bad mood, sad, or just striking out with girls????? Answer: SARGING Time biatches: Here we go: We get to the bar, me and about 6 other friends, none are PUAs, I am though and I am f..ing ready, cards stories, bday line et all. No f..ing holding back. Girls had no shot. 1st vitcim: Bartender HB9: HB9: Can I take your order? me:No, I only order from pretty girls? HB9: You are an ass Me:Sorry, i am very particular, but my friend wants to order something HB9:Whatever Me:I bet you will give me your number by the end of the night HB9:Never A couple of hours later after she sees all the girls all over me: HB9:Why are all the girls talking to you? Me:Because I dont order from hot girls HB9:Oh, I heard you wrong earlier ME: Let me show you a trick, if you are amazed....you give me your number...only if you are amazed HB9:Wowowowow, give me your phone...and you better call Victim # 2 This was in between my first intro to the bartender and getting the bartenders number: she was actually a 9.5 a Miller Light Girl HB9.5 walks to the bar Me:let me show you something (I had and extra one dollar jellow shot and gave it to her) HB9.5: What, Me:a trick, but dont show any of your friends, if you are amazed, you give me whatever I ask for, but only if you are amazed HB9.5:wowowow, heres my number and she tried to kiss me, I back away and say....maybe later Victim#3 HB7.5 and her frined: They walk to the bar immidiately after the miller lite girl to order a round, Me: Hi how are you 2 doing?? Them: Fine and they proceed to ignore me Me:No I was talking to the bartender(the one I had already peeked the interest of) and the bartender says...hes mine ladies Them:sorry, everyone has been hitting on us Me:No not me, but this is my friend and it is his birthday, ...no he doesnt want a bday hug, he wants a kiss, whos first?? they both rush and kiss his cheek, he takes one home later that night Vitcim #4 Super hot chick, we can call her HB10 of the night in tight red pants Passes me Me: Hey...whats your name? HB10:blabla bla(no clue) Me:Ok, well when I see you next, you need to give me your number HB10:only if you see me again (she proceeds to walk past me about 10 to 12 times) Me:OKOK, i didnt forget, whats your number HB10:Finally Victim#5: Remember the miller lite girl..well there was 2, HB:9.5(almost a 10,very very close)Hey, how do I know you??? Me:No clue, but your friend is sexy HB:9.5: My name is Rosa Me:Well Rosa, before you leave, I need your number HB9.5:ok Me:But dont tell your friend HB9.5:why....ohhhhh, she gave you her number too, well you will enjoy me much better me:Prove it hb9.5:text me tomorrow, and you can come over Victim #6 I lose all my friends and by this tim I am drunk, but on fire!!!! I stumble out of the bar and see anotherHB10 with brutus AMOG goof ball Me: Whats up HB10: Nothing Me: Dont worry, im not afraid of beefcakes HB10:haha, you are funny Me:Thanks, I lost my friends, and I am kinda drunk, but you are hot and we should get together, but I dont have time right now, here (i hand her my phone) Ill text you tomorrow for lunch HB10:ok Brutus:hey, thats my girl Me:No worries beefcake, I am not jealous HB10:haha, call me babe, it will be fun Victim 7: Fclosed I am really lost, cant find my friends, I have all these opps, but I am really just trying to find my friends, then I say... f it, fclose time: HB8.5 and her horrific looking friend (but nice) Me: Hi, where are you guys going? Me im just looking for my frineds at the taco stand, can you help me find them, I am not from here HB8.5: yeah babe, hang with us, worst case come home with us Me:ok, but I am really drunk and I need to get home< i have an early morning Friend: Dont worry, we will tak care of you HB8.5: Hold my hand so you dont lose me Me:Id rather hug her, and I hug her friend, then I say just kidding and hug her also HB8.5 and her friend get me into the car, the frined is driving, I am in the fron passenger seat, and the HB8.5 lays in the back seat, about to pass out, I begin holding her handaround the back of the seat and touching her, we order drive throug food and I offer to take hb8.5 home, friend agrees Me and HB8.5 are alone as I am driving, i begin rubbing her legs, then her inner thighs throiugh her skirt, she cant help herself and says, hurry up!!!!! just pull over already!!! I do and she initiates, takes off her panties and gives me some of the sickest hickies I have ever had, painful!!! But because I was mad about the teacher, why the hell not!!!! Thats the last time I let my guard down again, and if I do, the beast is coming out to PLAY!!!! Gl fellows, hope this was fun, i literally just got in and had to type this, before I foreget the details...I actually forgot most of the HBs names, but oh well, i number closed all of them. They had no shot!!! |
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