HB7.5 I met at the gym a month ago, she has a “common law” husband. But we did exchange numbers, and have text a few times.
I figured I’d go 100% straight up honest in this little game of text.
Here is the actual banter:
Her: R u busy tonight?
Me: no reply
Her: Is it past ur bedtime?
Me: Layin down lol
Her: Well I was going to stop by but I figured u were in bed by now
Me: I am
Her: Alone?
Me: My daughter is in the other room
Her: Ok then not really…cmon Heywood when r we hooking up I only am on vaca 2 more days??
Me: She’s asleep in her bedroom
Her: Ok…so when r we hooking up?...don’t not sure!!
Me: Where u at?
Her: I’m totally stalking u because I think we hit it off…but u won’t give it up!
Her: At home 3 Margaritas in
Her: Just got here
Me: DTF?
Her: ???
Me: You just want to crawl in my bed!
Her: Really??
Me: Nothing more than that though
Her: What’s DTF?
Me: Down to fuck
Her: Is that a question
Me: It is
Her: Cmon…how did you know..all I said was I wasn’t looking for a relationship, commitment or seriousness
Me: Exactly
Her: I said like hang out, maybe some touching and what not…..so I can feel sexy and free
Me: And horny..lol
Her: What r u looking for…should I ask???
Me: Not looking for anything…just being honest here
Her: just because its been a year for me …so friggin what!
Me: Yes…so what
Her: I know…so there should be no problem getting together..
Her: R u afraid I’ll get clingy???
Me: Yes absolutely!
Her: Ok now were getting somewhere..thank u!
Me: Your looking 4 more…I’m not that guy!
Her: I know that ur not…no im not I still have to live in his house for at least another year….so a relationship would be to distracting
Her: U need to give me a chance, quit stalling
Me: A chance to what? Ur stalling??
Her: Omg..wtf?...no im the one bugging up ur ass!!
Me: U have a chance right now..and I gave u one two weeks ago when we met
Her: THAT was short notice ya SHIT!!!
Me: True….lol
Her: And you’re afraid I’ll attach myself where u can’t shake me…right?
Me: I have a busy life…free time is my own
Her: Sounds like YOU need a vaca!
Me: I do
Her: All work and no play…..
Her: What r u looking for in a woman realistically?
Me: Nothing…I had all that…done
Her: U don’t need a woman??
Me: I don’t a relationship…now sex..I enjoy!
Her: Ok GOT IT!...but I’m not a slut!
Me: Neither am I
Her: Good I don’t like man sluts…they’ll put that thing anywhere
Her: Well hon I better let u get some sleep…can I hook up tomorrow? Buy u a drink? Something?
Me: Text me around 8..9ish
Her: 8
Me: Gnite
Her: I’m getting lucky tomorrow! Gnite
It’s on