Despite this being my first intentional sarge, I've been good with girls in the past. I have been suckered by one girl (who was dating my friend at the time) for almost 2 years now. She has turned me into a miserable AFC, and I was wondering how I still got it.
As it turns out, I do.
The night started off with me opening a 4-5set, while waiting in line at the club. I opened with, "Are you ladies gonna wait in line or cut us up?" "Yeahhh, were waiting too." "Well, you are behind us (me and 3 friends), i feel bad for you. What are your names since we are here for a while anyhow?"...(btw, I have trouble of remembering names of girls, any suggestions?) There was a flow of natural conversation for 3 minutes, and i got stuck. Using another opener would stick out as being odd, so i politely let the ladies chat. We threw a few nags and compliments at each other for the next 15 minutes. I met the same girls and opened with a "Do you watch sex in the city? I was told i remind some girls of Mr Big. Is that good or bad" (90% of women watch Sex and the City -_-) I asked if I could play a bad guy in a movie with my scar, and she said that she doesnt see me as a bad guy, what does that mean?? We talked for a little bit and departed. I was hoping to see that girl again, since i was picking up IOIs from her, but did not number close. Missed opportunity there. Number-close as soon as you have a chance and leave.
After that, there was Montana (HB9)(and her friend). My buddies friend i met at the beach last summer. I met her only once before, but it looks like iv made a good impression since she remembered. I busted her balls for not remembering my name for at least 10 minutes, until my buddy (her friend) found us. Iv made the mistake of tailing that girl for good 20 minutes and watched her grind guys on the dance floor. Im not a dancer, so i stayed away. I took Montana and her friend away and found a spot to talk. I ran a couple of routines on her, ESP 1-5, and 1-10. She seemed super freaked out after (Is that a rational reaction?) :S Tried the Cube routine, and that needed polishing. When you are doing a routine, rehearse it before hand and remember, the devil is in the detail After I tried Style's 5-lie game, and we bet a kiss (I found that betting a kiss is a good indication of girls attraction to you, if she plays along with a kiss that means she wants it. If she doesnt, bet a drink and keep working. Im good looking so betting a kiss worked 2/2 times. Instead of a kiss, we made out (Should have called her greedy right after) But Montana is an attention seeker so after, she went out dancing some more, started grinding other guys. Meanwhile I went out and opened more sets.
"Are you guys going to the bar? You do look like drinkers!" (following up with "If me and you are at a restraunt, whats a girly drink i should order for you?") usually its something fruity for elegant girls, and shots for not so elegant ones.
"I was at '_insert overpriced store name here_' and i saw some t-shirts with 300$ price tags. Does that work for you girls, or that a bit too try hard?" (following up with discussing what each other is wearing.) Good time to nag.
"My buddy's gf found a box full of his exs pictures, etc. Shes freaking out and telling him to burn it. Shes crazy right! or is that just natural female response?" (following up with usual relationship talk, what makes a good relationship etc. )
Thats everything I used. Seems like plenty for 3 hours of club time, cuz the more often you use one, the better you get at it. Reusing them didnt seem like an issue.
After some more openers, I made my way to the patio. I picked up some girls smile from the crowd, at it just happened that she is still going to the same high school as I was last year. (Im guessing she had a fake ID, she seemed young). It was a 3set with one guy, who is a high school friend of mine. I was talking to both girls focusing on the less attractive one, but picking up all the giggle/eye contact ques from her friend. I did Stlyes 3 coin riddle and it seems that even though it wasnt awkward in any way, not all sober minds get it, let alone drunk ones. i told her straight up that that I like her and I should call her, gave her my phone and she punched in the number. Pretty easy. I said that we should take a picture, she asked why and I kinda ignored her question since saying, "So I remember your face" seemed forced. We sat down again, and I did the 5-lie game and bet a kiss again. She lost, and with a surprising amount of enthusiasm tackled my face with hers... I tried the Cube routine, since she was now cuddling up to me. She apparently did it in the Psych class, so i had to abort the Cube half way through. Ask if the routine was done before. I told her I have to leave and find my friends, she didnt like that. IOI. I got inside and she couldnt find her friends. I asked her if she’s a thief and gave her one of my rings, told her ill need it back next time i see her. she seemed super flattered (and it seemed like overkill at that point.) Her friends still nowhere to be found. We found my friends and sat with them. Montana was there making out with my friend. Perfect
. The girl sat on my lap and we started making out some more. Montana was pretty drunk at that point, but I could see jealousy in her eyes. She looked at me and said, "Hi." with a great amount of misery in her voice. Best moment of the night. Montana left but I didnt get her number. Im expecting a PM on facebook soon. Now I was just me and Megan, ( tiny 5 foot girl on my lap, and im 6'1 which made her look even more tepid). I was out of routines and stuck. She was sayinng shit to me like "I love your eyes." "You would never look stupid." etc (shit id say to a girl 2 weeks ago, to suck up to her.) Shes a virgin, since she was shaking her head everytime my hand got anywhere near her vagina. When at a club, avoid inviting girls to "somewhere more quiet", that puts their guard up. Say" lets find a place where we can actually sit and talk without having to shout at each other. Im loosing my voice." Since i ran all my routines on her and we had nothing to say to each other while she was. Note to self: need to memorize more routines, especially coin magic tricks, they are good to to follow up Style's 3 coin game. I also realized that a crowed club is not a place to practice anchoring. Next time.Overall, it was a good night. I only number closed 1 girl and kiss-closed 2.
Now question: What should I do with this 5foot tall Megan. I got her number but dont have much interest in her. Taking her virginity seems like pure evil, and is out of the question.
PS> Dont bother hitting on girls who are too stupid to notice they are being hit on.