Ok, today i tried something completely weird. I thought, ok this will so not work, but I really wanted to try it anyway.
I approached two HB 8 at a mall like that:
Me: "Excuse me, have you seen a catdog running around somewhere in this mall? Its really urgent, i have to find it?"
She: "A what? A catdog? Whats that?" (she looked to the other HB and shrugged)
Me: "Well its cat with a face of a dog and basically it moves like a rat. Its very fast and dangerous."
(At that point the other HB was just laughing out lout)
Me: "No, really its very urgent. It has to be somewhere around here."
She: "Should we look for a rat or for a dog?" (she was also laughing now)
Me: "A catdog, come on, how hard can it be, you don't so that everyday"
Now both were laughing so hard, they were nearly falling on the floor.
Me: "Its not funny." (but they couldnt stop laughing)
She: "Ok, [still laughing] give me your number and as soon as we have found your catdog [she was laughing tears when she said that] we call you. Do you have a picture of the catdog"
Me: "No of course I have not, they are fast remember?"
(they couldnt even reply, they were laughing soooo hard. I that thought: Ok, i am so overdoing this. I tried not to love and be totally serious, I nearly couldnt do it was so hard
.)Me: "Ok, I have to go, ladies, find that catdog. Keep your eyes open. If you see it, do not engange and call me, well here is my number"
Then I put my number into her cellphone, and they were still giggling so hard, i was afraid they are going to drop their cellphone.
After that i just went off, and i heard them laughing even louder as soon as i was out of sight.
That really was the worst opener in daygame I ever did..... but hell it was so much fun.
Now to the hard part:
The one girl really sent me a text message this evening: "Have you found your catdog?"
I have so absolutely no idea how i could possible game that after all that BS a threw at them
I think i just write something back like: "Yeah, wanna see it?"
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Beware: I don't think this is a good pua technique. Really it isnt. But I had the most fun in that mall ever, and i could tell those two ladies will never forget their search for the catdog
