So check it out, I'm heading out for X-mas eve because I don't have anything better to do. Parents live in missouri, Friends in Cali, Most of my friends here in georgia went home, So I'm here with a few people. Decide to hit a bar....
When I get there, I see some friends playing trivia. In comes two girls (Who my friend "assures" me are lesbians) Hb 8 and Hb 9.5(solid)
I strike up a Normal conversation, Nothing fancy, No lines. Just convo I ask their names but do not give them mine clearly.
Me - Hi, How are you, You know stephan right? Ya nice to meet you, what was your name again?
hb8 - Bianca. Nice to meet you!!
me - Oh Hey bianca. (dude sits down, she is clearly friends with this guy. So I engage) Whats up bro, Whats your name?
Dude - whut up man, I'm Brandon. Call me B.
Bianca - No, CAll me B he is brandon.
B - Fuck her.
Me - Later.
Bianca - what
Me - what?
B - What?
Me- hey B, I'm ****, Good to meet you bro. Bianca, I'm gonna call you Beeeyaaa,
Bea, ya that works. Hey, You, Girl over there. You look miserable. I don't like miserable people. So you're gonna talk with me. Whats your name?
hb9.5(target) - Renae.
Me - well renae, you look like you aren't enjoying yourself. So I'm gonna talk across this table, and you are going to enjoy it.
Renae - I cant hear you.
me - I WILL FUCKING YELL ACROSS THIS TABLE AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!
(all laugh) (more banter.)
(both girls) - What was your name again?
Me - ****
them- Oooohhhh... Weird. how do you spell that? (for obvious reasons I'm just gonna cut it there.)
Bianca - Hey, We like you. We want to go downtown to the bars there. You wanna come with us?
Me - No. But I will. Because this place is dry.
Renae - well if you don't want to... We don't want you too.
Me- Yes you do, Lets go.
After that it was a lock, In the car I made them each give me three values aside from looks, I pulled out some information from each of them, made them start affirming themselves to me, and pulled some DHV's out with my knowledge.
We went to two bars. At bar #1, I made considerable strides in the right direction. This girl Renae was a Mennonite growing up. They are like AMISH but they wear colors and use some technology. She was amazed when I knew a large amount about them and Amish, her friend bianca didn't know shit.
Then at the second bar, I used the Picture game and took 3 solid pictures, One serious, one happy, and One with us gazing at each other. She was hooked.
She showed me pictures... Of her.. Competing.. as a Swimsuit model...
I woke up this morning with her lying next to me in bed.
Merry Christmas to me. Boy it was fun unwrapping my present
Juggler2.0