So I told someone I would start facebook sarging so tonight I choose the hottest girl from my middle school (gorgeous now) I friend her see a photo with her and cup cakes and I open like this...
Me:Want to help me with a baking issue?
Hb8.5-haha sure
Me:So im trying to make some pancakes saw ur profile pic
Hb8.5im not an excellent baker but i can help
Me:figured u can make pancakes
HB8.5ummm im making cupcakes in that pic
Me:whats the difference... isnt pancakes just cupcakes with out the paper thingy
After we banter about me not making pancakes she bitch tests me... I think I passed, will like to know how I could have done better.
Hb8.5:you should probably google it
Me:i should but that would ruin the whole me doing this alone thing
wouldn't be as much fun knowing i cheated
Hb8.5:true, but isnt asking me cheating as well?
Me:well not really because u just told me u can only make cupcakes
HB8.5:but your original plan was to get pancake advice from me..
Me:is it considered cheating if you ask for help?
HB8.5: 100%
Me:well than I guess I would have cheated
you just ruined a brilliant moment for me
Hb8.5: shit happens
Me: yea guess ill never get to make these pancakes i should probably just go to Ihop
After 10 mins or so she I try playing that game I read about, I say so what should I make hot/cold try to use these words as seductive inception (bom bom bom) we continued talking, than out of nowhere she writes you guys are annoying. I turn around look at the friend im with and say wdf did you just do, he wrote her b/c he was friends with her (why I found her in the first place) saying do you want to make pancakes with me.
Worst wingman ever, it was hilarious but I was fairly confident I could have gotten her, towards the end she was initiating conversation, writing back quickly, and wasn't bitch testing me. Except ....
Me:you should definitely make me pancakes one day
HB8.5no thank youuu
i do not make pancakes well
Me: well that makes two of us
too bad guess I will have to go to IHOP
Is this a rejection/IOD or no? the moment after I responded my douche friends cock blocked the fuck out of me, he said its because his girl said no haha alls fair in love and war right!
Anyways any tips comments or just positive remarks are welcomed, I guess negative ones are too but I just will take them constructively
