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Field report # 3 (Stripper Game)
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Author:  Ilium [ Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:05 am ]
Post subject:  Field report # 3 (Stripper Game)

Stripper Game # 1

Hey Guys this actually happened last weekend, but I didn't get time to post it on the Website, so here you guys go.


Last night, after I got done with ball room dancing, I decided that I would go out and try something new and fun, stripper game! Now despite everyone always telling me that strippers are nasty, hard to get, impossible blah, blah blah, I've always wanted to subdue one, for no reason other than I want one to ride my cock like how they ride that pole. So to the strip club I went!

In any case I had a few rules in the back of my mind going into this.

First, I am here for the experience, not the girl. I am going to run very sloppy game and take mental notes on how to improve.

Second, I am not going to buy a lap dance just because the girl is hot, nor am I going to sit front row and center.

Third, I am going to befriend as many of the male staff members as I can.

So once I got to the strip club, I entered and was greeted by one of the bouncers (Who I got his name and we talk a little about sports). I then walked to the bar, sat down, and ordered myself some dinner.

Well here is how the first few interactions went

Stripper: Hey, would you like a dance?”

Me: No thank you, I am not interested.”

They would walk away.

I did this routine for about three strippers, and I decided that I needed to have a different reply to the question “Would you like a dance?”

So when the forth stripper came up this is how conversation went.

Stripper: “Would you like a dance?”

Me: “I don't even get any fluff talk? What the fuck is that about?” (I said this like I as actually pissed)

Stripper: “fluff, fluff, fluff”

The girl walked away, and about two minutes later she sat down and we started to talk.

Me: “So what is your name?”

Stripper: “Karma. How about you?”

Me: “(My name), how you doing tonight?”

Stripper: “Alright.”

Me: “Business a bit slow tonight? (I found this out by listening to what another girl was saying earlier to the bar tender)”

Stripper: “Yeah it sucks. We've had the same crowd since 9, and they are not putting any money out.”

Me: “Don't you hate it when shit like that happens?”

Stripper: “Yeah. So why are you dressed up?”

Me: “Oh because I just got done with dancing a few hours ago.”

Stripper: “Dancing?”

Me: “Yes, I am a ball room dancer.”

Stripper: “Cool, I use to do ballad.”

In any case, we talked about different forms of dancing and I ended up showing her a few of the dance moves I do, with her as the partner. After wards we sat down, and she told me what town she lived in (the town she told me was like a hour away), how she hated the band LMFAO, and that she lived in Michigan all summer long. Now I can't be sure if what she was telling me was all true or not, but for the most part I do feel like at least 70% of the things she told me were true. In any case, what ended our little conversation was that every Friday they have a buy one get one free dance deal, at the top of the hour.

(Music for the lap dance special)

Stripper: “Would you like a lap dance, they specials are going on right now for it”

Me: “I'll tell you what, if no one buys a dance from you, come back and I'll get you a drink”

My friends, that was the wrong fucking reply. She was PISSED. She walked away, did not come back, and after they deal was over, sat back down by the other girls. I had the feeling that I was done for the night after that one. So I paid my tab, and went home.

So, I am not too sure what to take from this. I did this more as a fun type of thing, and learned a little bit, and I would actually give this another attempt.

Author:  thecrackler [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:31 am ]
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Man, it's a strip club. The expectation is 1) they flirt with you and make you feel special, 2) you pay them to get naked and act like they're really into you, and 3) you go home when you're broke, and don't waste their fuckin' time.

Here's a link to a blog piece--written by a stripper with some good writin' chops--about guys who pull the kinda shit you did: http://diaryofanangrystripper.com/2010/ ... e-wasters/

Strip club game a'int game!

Author:  Ilium [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:54 pm ]
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With all due respect Crackler, as I have had this conversation with other folks, saying strip club game isn't 'game' is just an ignorant statement. Many PUAs, as well as two real life naturals I know, have not only 'picked up' strippers, but dated them as well. (My one friend has dated four exotic dancers, though I doubt you will believe this).

In other words, not only are there LR on this forum proving this is possible, I have also seen it with my own eyes in real life. So with such proof leaning in my favor, I cannot see how your statement is 'true' by any 'stretch' of the imagination, though maybe your real life experience and world view says other wise.

I would however like to take the time to thank you. The blog piece you linked provided me with valuable information and insight that I plan to incorporate into my 'game plan', as I do plan to attempt this again, and again, until I succeed.

Author:  thecrackler [ Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:00 pm ]
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I've known several strippers, one who only took a shower with my friend and me, jerking us both off in the process. Other than that, I just don't fish in dirty ponds. Others I've known were mostly into meth or had kids.

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