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So, it was last night. I have already gotten 3 numbers and my wingman and I went to get a poutine down the street from the club. On the way back I left my wingman to go to my car and coming outta the subway station I saw an hb 9.5 goth
I approach.
Me: Oh My God! Do you know what just happened to me?
Her: What?
Me: My brothers phiance just tried to kiss me in the bar. Can you believe that?
Her: Holy shit! What a skank, was she drunk?
Me: (Me I start walking toward my car and she is walking beside me)No. Stone sober. She told me Derail, I have always had a thing for you and she leaned in and went for the kiss and I ran away. Should I tell him.
Her: Oh my god definately. What a bitch!
Me: (I start slowing down as I turn into the parkinglot) Well, here is the thing though. They just got matching tattoos and I dont wanna be a heartbreaker. What do you think of people who get matching tattoos?
Her: (Starts to follow me into the parkinglot) Um, I think its kinda cute, but I wouldnt do it. What did they get?
--- At this point I could tell I had her in the bag, she was very into me.---
Me: Sweetheart, are you lost or are you folllowing me?
Her: Actually im kinda lost is St.George that way?
Me: No, you are lost and you are following me! (I start laughing) What's your name?
Her: (tells me her name and introductions are made)
Me: Well, if you want I can give you a lift? You dont seem to harmless
Her: Oh my god that would be so nice.
---We walk to my car and fluff about life and get in the car and I drive her to her destination still fluffing and having a really fun conversation.---
Me: Have you ever been to Casa Loma?
Her: Oh my god. I so wanna go. Can you take me?
Me: Sure, I need to see the layout of Casa Loma cause when I own my own town the headquarters is gonna be a castle. Im gonna make you the mayor and we will run the town.
Her: Take my number!
Me: I drop her off and we kiss close.
--- I would have gone for an instant date but I was on my way to pick up my friend from work ( A bartender)---
This girl was great. Derail gets another goth!!!!!
Derail Lair.
What an entertaining story to read, I hope that fiance gets caught... haha great routine though sounds fun I should try this I approach.
Me: Oh My God! Do you know what just happened to me?
Her: What?
Me: My brothers phiance just tried to kiss me in the bar. Can you believe that?
Her: Holy shit! What a skank, was she drunk?
Me: (Me I start walking toward my car and she is walking beside me)No. Stone sober. She told me Derail, I have always had a thing for you and she leaned in and went for the kiss and I ran away. Should I tell him.
Her: Oh my god definately. What a bitch!
Me: (I start slowing down as I turn into the parkinglot) Well, here is the thing though. They just got matching tattoos and I dont wanna be a heartbreaker. What do you think of people who get matching tattoos?
Her: (Starts to follow me into the parkinglot) Um, I think its kinda cute, but I wouldnt do it. What did they get?
--- At this point I could tell I had her in the bag, she was very into me.---
Me: Sweetheart, are you lost or are you folllowing me?
Her: Actually im kinda lost is St.George that way?
Me: No, you are lost and you are following me! (I start laughing) What's your name?
Her: (tells me her name and introductions are made)
Me: Well, if you want I can give you a lift? You dont seem to harmless
Her: Oh my god that would be so nice.
---We walk to my car and fluff about life and get in the car and I drive her to her destination still fluffing and having a really fun conversation.---
Me: Have you ever been to Casa Loma?
Her: Oh my god. I so wanna go. Can you take me?
Me: Sure, I need to see the layout of Casa Loma cause when I own my own town the headquarters is gonna be a castle. Im gonna make you the mayor and we will run the town.
Her: Take my number!
Me: I drop her off and we kiss close.
--- I would have gone for an instant date but I was on my way to pick up my friend from work ( A bartender)---
This girl was great. Derail gets another goth!!!!!
Derail Lair.
just go to a random girl in the street whos walking in ur direction or what?