dude u recited the whole of the game
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| Author: | xDerailx [ Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Ukrainian Wednesday |
Its Wednesday night and im sarging with the 3 best PUAs I have met in Toronto. The 3 of us are on the patio just shooting the shit waiting for our other friend to show up when I see a nice 3 set standing by the outdoor heater Target on left, Obstacle 1 in the middle, Obstacle 2 on the right Me: (I approach so im walking right into the group) I need to be warm. Set: Really, we can keep you warm. Me to target: No worries the heater is doing just fine, your not my type and I dont know you that well. Obstacle 2: What's your star sign? Me: Stop. Is that a pick up line? Ob 1 and Target: Laughter Ob 2: Lifts her glasses up on her head and rolls her eyes smiling. Me: (I have a horoscope app downloaded on my phone for chick crack purposes) Phone out and I pull out her sign "Virgo" on my phone. Ob 2: Reading horoscope Target: Im a cancer (In a faintly Ukrainian accent that turned me on right away) Me: Me too, that sucks, I dont think cancers get along too well. Target: But, you dont even know me. Obstacle 1: Introduces herself to me. Me: Well, introduce me to your friends, thats the polite thing to do. Ob 1: Im sorry (introductions are made) Me: (I take my phone back) Im gonna introduce you too some great friends of mine. (I move back so im beside my target and the circle is open) Hey guys, introduce yourselves. Introductions are made and my wings start running the 2 obstacles. Now, im one on one with my target (hahaha, I love game) Me: Is that your natural hair colour Her: No, I dye it Me: Well, its still nice, your absolutely beautiful by the way Me: Are you adventurous at all? Target: Yeah, are you? Me: Oh yeah, What makes you so adventurous? Would you ever skydive? Target: I think so, id go in the plane but id have to be pushed out Me: Sweet, Id definately be the one to push you out, so how do you know your friends? Target: We work together, What do you do? Me: Im a mechanical engineer We fluff for a while and during the whole set, im getting some Major I.O.I.s and im kinoing her and she is kinoing back. Target now becomes her Me: So im from a huge family 7 boys and 1 sister and on the weekend we had a family reunion, check these pictures out. -We look through the photos and when she saw the pictures of my family and I, I could tell by her body language she thaught it was so cute. When I showed her the picture of my little sister (which is adorable by the way) she gave me the doggy dinner bowl face. We started talking about family, during this I conveyed that im the tribal leader, and protector of loved ones. And we built and emotional connection. Me: You know what, were both goodlooking, lets take a picture together. Her: Ok. -We take pictures together Me: Pick a number between 1 and 4, dont say it, just picture it in your head, got it? Her: Yes, Me: Ok, ill get back to you, gimme your hand for a second, im gonna read your palm. ( I take her hand, I stare at it) Shit, youre gonna get hit by a bus, that sucks Her: Laughter, that sucks, how do you know? Me: Im fucking with you, but, my mother was into tarrot cards and taught me some stuff growing up, have you ever had your tarrot read? Her: Yeah, I have. Me: Ok, lets try something out for fun, Its called the cube, im gonna ask your some questions ok. -I cubed her and she was blown away Me: Whats the accent by the way Her: Ukraine Me: Would you like to kiss me? Her: No ( laughter) Me: I didnt say you could, it just looked like you had something on your mind. Where were we? Oh, yeah, if you could be anything in the world with no chance of failure, what would it be? Dont say princess Her: (Laughter) I would say Princess, I dont know, happy I guess We fluffed more and at this point both our friends are gone Her: I need to find my friends, I dont want them to leave without me. Me: Yeah, I need mine too, lets go for a walk and try and find them -Now, I walk her through the bar, she is squeezing my hand (Kino says its on), I put her arm in arm with me and walk her through the bar from one end to the other and I eyeball everyone in the club. Here is Derail with a fucking hottie on his arm. I run the rail. We cant find our friends so I lock in against the bar, when the target speaks to me, she is constantly leaning in, I look like the coolest guy in the bar right now. Me: Was that number 3 by the way? Her: Oh my god! How did you know? Me: Pick a different number this time, between 1 and 10, got? Her: Yes Me: What are your the favorite qualities about yourself other than your looks, your very beautiful, but, beauty is very common. Her: I have a good heart, im smart, and im quick Me: Thats alright, I look for 3 things in a woman, a good energy, a great personality, and a good outlook on life. You got 2 outta 3 of those things so far. Me: You strike me as a shy girl thatis very caring who likes to live on the edge. Was, that number 7 by the way? "Her: Oh My God! Thats it you have to leave! That is so wierd. Me: Ok. ( I walk 5 steps, turn around and shes smiling at me, I walk back.) Lets go find our friends I dont just wanna leave you here alone. Her: I knew youd come back" ----Now between the quotations I feel was a bad fuck up on my part, any suggestions on what to do next time? Please post----- I could feel her comfort level dropping as she really wanted to know where her friends. Im thinking, even if we see her friends her comfort level will go back up. (I will find out I was right) Me: (I take her by the hand and she squeezes tightly back. We go outside where I see one of my wings with her friend locked in against the bar) Target to her friends: I was wondering what happened to you? Wing: Huh? Dont judge me just cause youre taller than me, Id be tall if I had 7 inch heels on too. Target: (Laughter) ( Target grabs a smoke off her friends and I lock in against the bar and my target comes back to me, we are pretty much crotch too crotch) -We fluff for a bit, we are really close, I share her cigarette with her, because I find that once you share a cigarette you have already transferred saliva mouth too mouth and a kiss is easier. Me: You know what, lets go away from the traffic. (I take her to the side of the bar and I lock in against the wall and she is leterally crotch too crotch with me) (Locked in) (We play the 5 questions game and she failed on the 3rd question which was, what month is it?) Me: (Lets try something else) we play the questions game. My second question was, on a scale of 1 to 10 how good of a kisser are you? Her: Im a 10 Me: Lets find out. (Boom, we start making out, its a very passionate kiss, she was rubbing her hands through my hair and pulling it, Ive kissed ALOT of women I mean ALOT OF WOMEN but this was the best kiss ive EVER had. I push her off) Thats all you get for now. (We are literally body on body now) Me: Do you give massages? Her: I give amazing massages. (Starts massaging, my neck. We kiss again.) Me: I was gonna go through school for massage therapy but I changed my mind at the last minute cause I heard your hands a done by the age of 35. Me: You know what I love? ( I pull her hair back) Her: (She pulls mine, and kisses my neck) Me: Isnt it wierd how our skin on our elbow is so tough on one side and on this side its so sensitive ( as I draw on it). You know what fuck it. (I lick her elbow pit and bite it. -She pulls my head up and kisses me again. Her: Your not like anyone else ive met. I like you. Me: I like you too. Her: im staying at my friends tonight, but make sure you call me, I wanna see you again. Me: I will, I gotta find my friends though cause I gotta leave, but Ill take you back to yours. ( I kiss her goodbye and say bye to her friends) Ill call her. This is a long story short ---Now, I cant bring girls back to where I am because I live an 1 hour and 15 minute transit ride away. And she lived far away also, and she works with her friends and is staying at her place tonight. Also, a huge factor, I was flat broke so I kinda felt handi-capped. ---Ill call this one and post a follow up report Derail Pua Lair (on facebook) Please post any notes or suggestions on where I did wrong and couldve done better. Thanks Happy Sarging Derail |
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| Author: | Brawndo [ Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:44 am ] |
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wow talk about a lot of canned routines...try going more natural. |
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| Author: | Top-Hat [ Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:27 am ] |
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dude u recited the whole of the game
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