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| Author: | xDerailx [ Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:36 pm ] |
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Im out friday night, my friend was having a going away and birthday party at the same time. As soon as we get in the bar, I am talking to everybody. I mean everybody, at the end of the night I think the whole bar knew who I was. Im already in set with an Hb7 im locked in at the bar and just gaming and then a lovely 3 set comes up and orders shots. I open with my fake boobs opener because I was talking about fake boobs with my present target. The girl I am talking to is called the pawn, Im locked in and gettting alot of Kino from the Pawn Me: (to the pawn) You look like youll fit in with these 3 girls im gonna see whatt they think. The set contains my target which would later become my pivot and 2 obstacles Me: (To the set) Do you girls think fake boobs are slutty? Obstacle 2: I have fake boobs, do you think I look slutty? Pawn: They look great actually. Me: They do look good holy shit, cheers! (the 5 of us cheers). (introductions are made) Me: Sooo, how do you all know each other? Set: Weve known each other since grade 6. Me: I could tell you guys are close because you make the exact same facial expressions when you talk. (They all smile) See youre doiing it again. (The target is now holding her drink in the center of the girls with her arms closed) Me: You know what im gonna call you Snuggles because you look like you wanna Snuggle something. (To obstacle 1) Pawn and I were discussing what we would do in the result of a Zombie apocolypse, what would you do? ( The obstacle1 starts talking, as she is talking I move my pawn towards me so she is in the line of fire for me and obstacle 1) and they start talking goiing crazy over this Zombie apocolypse talk. And they started talking about the walking dead. Me: (To the target who looks very upset) Hold your drink out but whatever you do, do not smile. Very important, im gonna see if you give off a good energy. Target: Why cant I smile?(she smiles) Obstacle 2: (Now leaning over the bar trying to get the bartenders attention) Me: Ill tell you why in a minute but first there are 3 things I need to know about a girl before I hang out with her, she has to have a good personality,(I start moving my hands around her drink) A good outlook on life, and a good energy ( I move her straw and pull it out of her drink) I can tell you have a good energy but what about the other 2? Target: WOW!!! That was awesome! How did you do that? Me: You did it, im going to find Richard outside for a smoke. Come with me and ill tell you why you are not aloud to smile. (Its a long shot and im about to blow myself out I think but with a bit of luck) Target: Thank god, my girls dont smoke so yeah ill come with you. Me: (To the obstacle 2) im gonna borrow your friend for a minute, well be outside smoking, come find us if you need us but take care of those 2. Obstacle 2: Okay, but I dont think ill ever get a drink Me: Ok. (to the target) Lets go. ( Take her hand and lead her through the bar, people are cheersing me and high fiving me as I walk through, because im really close with Richard anyway and ive spent the night building up my social value by talking to EVERYBODY Than I see my new target on the way out, an HB 9.5 So now my present target becomes my pivot, I really wanna use her to get this girl I just walked by and made solid eye contact with, while ive got this hb 8 on my arm. We go outside and have a smoke and we start fluffing, while we are smoking I can see my new target inside sitting by herself at a table and 3 guys walk up and they start talking. @ guys sit at the back of the table and one guy is standing over her trapping her... I tell myself I dont care what happens im going in after her... Worst case scenario I lose the girls and have to start over. Me: (To pivot) Would you date a guy who keeps pictures of his ex under neath his bed Pivot: blah blah blah I said this because this was gonna be my opener for the 4 set inside, we fluff about that and finish our smokes and go in. As we walk by the now 4 set, I do a double take and open the guy This has now changed into, 3 guys, 1 guy standing is obstacle 1, 2 guys sitting are obstacles 2 and 3, Pivot with me, and the target Me: (To obstacle 1) Would you date a woman who keeps pictures of her ex under her bed? Target: (Starts talking) Me: Wait your turn, does she always jump in and answer for you? What do you think? What do you guys think? To the other 2 obstacles? Obstacles 2 and 3: Just staring at me. Obstacle 1: Fuck that man I couldnt handle that shit. ( He leans back at the table and holds his drink up in front of his chest, I could see he was kinda upset that I came in on him) Me: How do you all know each other? Obstacle 1 : Were just hanging out Target: Touches my chest, I dont know anyone. Im Jane. Me: Jane meet Alice, Alice meet ( I look at the obstacle 1) Obstacle 1: (Smiles) Chris Me: (To the target) What is on your head? (I move around my pivot and put her beside the obstacle 1 and he starts chatting her up. I am now beside the target) Target: What do you mean? Me: ( Outside I put a piece of lint I keep in my pocket in my hand) It looks like, what is that? I touch her hair, lint. Target: Oh my god. Me: ( I put it in her hand) Well were gonna get back to our friends over there. Target: I think my friends are in there as well. so ill join. Me: Sweet, lets go get drinks first. I start to walk away with my target and my pivot grabs my arm Pivot: Im coming to Me: (im thinking, this guy is gonna try and fight me later for this one) The 3 of us walk into the other section of the bar and my Pivots friends call her back to their table, they are still with the pawn and some of my guy friends, they are all at a table. Me: (To the target) Lets get refills. Target: Okay, I never got your name Me: Bond, James Bond. So who was that you were with? Target: Some asshole, thanks for rescuing me. Me: Yeah you totally Used me, high 5. (We high 5 and I spin her and im locked in at the bar) Me: What are you doing here? Target: Im just waiting fro my girlfriends and that creeper came up and started hitting on me. Me: Well, dont get any ideas from me. Pick a nummber between 1 and 4 the first one pops into your head, dont say it you got it? Target: (Smiles) Got it. Me: Waht els do you got going for you apart from your looks, beauty is very common, gimme 3 things that set you apart from those girls. (I point to the girls from my old set) Target: Im smart, sexy and fun Me: If your so smart than why did you say sexy when I told you apart from your looks Target: (Laughter) Are you gonna get me a drink or what? Me: Only if you can make a very good animal noise. Im gonna close my eyes and listen and if it is good enough ill get you a drink. Target: Wow, you are something else. Ok. (She makes a moooo noise) Me: Pretty good, Order your drink and order me a Stella. Target: (Steps forward and leans over the bar, half on me and half on the bar) Me: (I smell her hair) You smell so familiar. Is that your natural hair colour Target: (Looks at me biting her lip) Do you like it? Me: That all depends on how good of a kisser you are, on a scale of 1 to 10. Target: Ive never been told but, I know im good. Me: Well, come here and find out. Make out close done I push her off Me: Id say 9.5 but thats all you get for now, so you have until next time to improve by half a point. Target: Your not so bad either, lets get our drinks. We fluff for a while, chill at the bar, I go into other sets I have opened and pretty much just keep her with me for about half an hour and we are gettting very close. Then her friends show up, I introduced her friends to my freinds and this party is just bumping. We all go back to Richards place after, I braught Jane and her friends, and a massive party happened. I ended up sleeping with Jane in the spare room of the house. This is a long, long story short. I condensed it into pretty much the highlights Derail Laired |
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| Author: | oyashio [ Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:35 pm ] |
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That's actually perfect. You're really good at this stuff. How long have you been in this game? |
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