Aight y'all, I feel like sharing the story of last night. No need for introductions, I'm going straight to this long story.
First, there's this girl I know from high school, with who, during my AFC times, I fell in the BFz. She calls me, she's back in Quebec for the week (college mid-session break, BITCHES!!). She goes like : yeah, we'll just hang out with old friends, can I come at your place before we go to the bar? So I reply : Only if you prove you're cool enough to crash at my place, bro. She qualifies... WOOT
So she's coming to my place, and tells me : everyone's choking, it'll just be you and I.
Bitch : WTF??? Call your friends, I'll call mine, we'll party hard dude. (Yeah, I call her bro and dude)
Her : Aight (calls blablabla, we get a few friends)
So here we go, we have 3 hours left before meeting our friends, at my place. Start with not giving a fuck about her and get my laptop, start a How I met your mother episode. She wants a place (theres no chair in my room, only my bed
) so I ask her to do me a cat noise if she wants a place by my side. She does it. After a few episodes, I start chatroulette. BTW, this is an AMAZING routine I discovered that night. Our frame was that we were pornstars on a break, and the HB was like touching herself in front of me and my laptop, I was like... WTF... She's fucking playing with her tits right in front of me... seems like something to share to other PUAs . Basically, I was just playing with her and AMOGing every guy trying to hit on my HB via internet. Piece of cake... no shit.Then comes the time when I say : Fuck, I'm sleepy, close the lights. She does. We talk, kino escalate, go caveman, kiss. Then she receives a text from her boyfriend... MUUUHHHHH WTF!!!! Still, I was soooo darn close from f-close, when my cellphone rang I asked her to take it from my pocket, and she played with my dick, but then it died cause of her BF.
sad face. Whatever, next part is the bar part.So we get @ the bar. We get a table with our friends. The HB from earlier brought one of her friend who's like REAAAAALLLLY hot, gave her a 9, seriously. And when a 9 is in your face, it's second nature now to game her
She OVERFLEW me with IOI, my game was flawless, and she was supposed to sleep at my place later, WOOOT! Then arrive the drunk AFC friends... They were boring as hell, still they paid us shots, so I guess it's ok lol. Then the girls pay a few shots (for girls only...
AND me, haha, hooray for PUAs) It started to be boring, and I noticed a 3-set by the bar, so I just leave my friends, open the set, and after a few minutes I pulled them to our table. They were really cool. I number-close the hottest of em', and then she wants my friends and I to get back at her apartment (even if my friends didn't say a word to them... lol). As soon as we arrive there, AFC friends want to go eat some McDonalds, so they just go away with the failed f-close and her friend. so I'm all alone with 2 girls in an unknown apartment (yeah, they were 3, but 1 left, the two others were roomies :O). Then they ask me if I'm up for some weed. Uhhhhhh! Taking me by the feelings, lulz! So we get STONED as fuck. I completely forget about gaming those chicks. We elaborate WEIRD theories about the universe, we laugh for nothing, we fall asleep on the floor. 5:30 AM, still high, I call a cab and get back home. The 2 girls who were supposed to sleep at my place obviously aren't there, and I then sleep till I die. Now that I think about it, that was a FUCKING weird night. Still, I had tons and tons of fun.
Luv yall!
Bitch