Chicoman... you weirdo. What is this silly post about? Spank Bank? What is so sacred about this area of our mental memory? Here is a brief definition of this happy place in your brains courtesy of Urban Dictionary:
http://spank-bank.urbanup.com/472370
So now you are probably wondering how to make a deposit/withdrawal at YOUR Sacred Spank Bank. Let's say, you are an ass/leg/boob man and you see a flash of your favorite yum yums owned by a HB8+ and you happen to strike up a conversation with her... You have trouble getting her number, *-close, or even getting into her panties...
Is this the END of the world? NO, these mental images can be saved for future interactions and of course, your own personal Spank Bank. I think Andrew Dice Clay said it best, 'Chicks get rejected on a Saturday night and it is the end of the world to them... WHY? Because they are stoopid. Guys get rejected on a Saturday and go home and JERK OFF all over themselves and it is a great night!"
This is just one example of the Sacred Spank Bank. I am not a psychology major but I believe that sarging females does not always lead to satisfying sex. Your chances increase in number though the more flirting you do. Let us say that you meet a fabulous HB8+ or 3 and you happen to go home alone. I do not want to get into gritty details, but many of us guys like to "polish the one-eyed monster" every now and then. Your mind is a powerful thing. Personally, I like to visualize myself with a hottie and my pipi gets hard. Even though I cannot physically be with a girl at all times I am horny. (I am very HSD - High Sex Drive.)
I think you get the picture by now. The Spank Bank is a memory collection for when you need to access hot women. My belief is that the memory is a powerful part of our personality. I tend to enjoy time alone and with the Spank Bank, I never have to be completely alone as long as I have my imagination... Visualize SUCCESS!
