"CAUSE I LIKE IT"!!!
I dress out there a little always wearing something alittle different um pocket watch, or two rings on one finger (second one is so small goes like half way down thats it ) Hats of any from, Nail varnish Black or black and red alternate anything else tends to give of a bad impression i find, and my personal fav the big fur coat! and i always get people laugh or point it out etc etc!!!
and the answer i find most effective to shut AMOG up while im talking to a girl is simple - "because i like it" and regardless of there response its stupid or u look dum gay etc etc just ignore it if they keep pushing USE IT ...i often say to the girl shall we go sit and chat away from here blah blah and then turn to the guy nice to meet u mate and walk off with her...
or if girls point it out i like being playful and saying "dont touch what u cant afford " or personal fav with high and good response is take off the ring or the hat or coat if its nails take her hand and hold it flat up next to one of your hands stand side by side (kino off the bat ) and simple say
"ill show you why"
"see now you look as good as i do
a great improvement" SAID WITH CHEEKY GRIN OBVIOUS !!!