I thought I'd post a few things that I posted a while back on a quite different forum (although I can't take credit for all of them). I think these can be useful as openers or mid-game...humor goes a long way. Add your own. Best said with either a mischievous smile or a totally straight face.
Getting on an elevator with an attractive woman: "Ready to go down?"
Heating preferences for a two-story house: "Cool upstairs and hot downstairs is ideal".
Complimenting a woman's culinary skill: "You're a good cook...I could eat your stuff all night."
Helping a woman move something up or down stairs: "Do you prefer to be on top or bottom?" ("Why don't you get on top, that should be better for you.")
Woman has an empty drink: "Can I fill you up?"
On washing your hands frequently: "I'm a little compulsive about keeping three things clean."
Computer-related: "You need a large hard-disk. Some things just can't be done with a floppy."
On needing a rigid pole for some purpose: "You can't play pool with a rope."
Struggling to get something into a package or bag: "It's a tight fit...can you help me get it in?"
A lady apologizes for a scheduling conflict: "Don't worry, we'll coincide sooner or later."
Taking turns at some game with a woman: "I go behind you, right?"
Sharing some hot food or drink: "I'm glad you like having something hot inside you".
An offer to help a woman: "Let's grab some dinner first, then we'll go to your house and work on your stuff."
Explaining a 4-stroke engine cycle to a woman: "Just think suck, squeeze, bang, blow."
Asking an attractive woman for cake or pie: "Could I have a piece?"
Woman apologizes for bumping into you: "No prob, you can bump me anytime."
While negotiating something with a woman: "I stand firm in my offer."
You say "excuse me" to a woman and she says "Oh, you're fine": "So are you."
Reaching an initial agreement with a woman: "We can bang out (or hammer out) the details in private."
Telling a woman she was missed while gone: "Things have been hard without you here."
About some story: "It's long but gets juicy at the end."
On sharing a bag of potato chips: "Would you like a few Lays?"
On being sweet-talked by a woman: "If you keep talking to me like that, you'll have me eating out of your lap."
On scheduling something with a woman: "Just let me know when you have an open slot."
To a woman who says she likes to be in control: "OK, OK, you can be on top."
Gruuve
