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Author:  slimsta [ Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:26 am ]
Post subject:  I want to call her but make it funny openning.. not the regu

We texted before.. we met up already and hanged out.. at first she rejected my kiss but was she was hugging me in a pretty sexual way.. (i guess she was shy/not ready)
then she gave me a kiss (quick one) after i said confidently "give me a kiss" with good eye contact.
now im sure she is down.. but i just need an advice what to do next?

also, can you guys give me some funny openers when calling?
i used one that i made up for the text "hey i was thinking, lets rob a bank.. i need a partner, are you driving or shooting?"

and when i call i say "im calling from jail and i only have 5 minutes to talk.. so i thought i will call say hey.. no where were you? i thought you will be my driver!!"

it works great... they giggle for a bit and then i say "nah im just kiddin.. how u doing?"

do you have any other ideas?

Author:  Mississauga [ Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:27 am ]
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Wow be-careful of awesome text lines like that, girls can just google what you wrote to them to see if you thought of that on your own.

take a look http://www.google.ca/search?q=hey+i+was ... =firefox-a

Author:  Paul??? [ Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:34 am ]
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Wow be-careful of awesome text lines like that, girls can just google what you wrote to them to see if you thought of that on your own.

take a look http://www.google.ca/search?q=hey+i+was ... =firefox-a

True! But they hardly ever do. And if they do just say "haha i know, i thought it was funny and wanted to share it with you" Come up with stuff on your own, much funner!

Author:  slimsta [ Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:28 am ]
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when you google it.. you come to my thread lol hhhh
and between 0-10, how much do you think i give a f if she googles it?
you guessed it, -100. if she actually gon google it and then tell me that, ill be like "hmm okay.. what you want a cookie? i thought it was funny.. what you trying to prove here?"

ps. back to the topic, i would love if you could answer my question though ;)

Author:  Fender43 [ Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:31 am ]
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Wow be-careful of awesome text lines like that, girls can just google what you wrote to them to see if you thought of that on your own.

take a look http://www.google.ca/search?q=hey+i+was ... =firefox-a

Women?? Google?? Please those 2 words shouldnt be seen in one sentence

Author:  Fender43 [ Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: I want to call her but make it funny openning.. not the

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We texted before.. we met up already and hanged out.. at first she rejected my kiss but was she was hugging me in a pretty sexual way.. (i guess she was shy/not ready)
then she gave me a kiss (quick one) after i said confidently "give me a kiss" with good eye contact.
now im sure she is down.. but i just need an advice what to do next?

also, can you guys give me some funny openers when calling?
i used one that i made up for the text "hey i was thinking, lets rob a bank.. i need a partner, are you driving or shooting?"

and when i call i say "im calling from jail and i only have 5 minutes to talk.. so i thought i will call say hey.. no where were you? i thought you will be my driver!!"

it works great... they giggle for a bit and then i say "nah im just kiddin.. how u doing?"

do you have any other ideas?


I used on my pivot the other day was the Radio transmisson one, in which you demand her seriously to stop using that tone, and from now on you will end every sentence with over. works like a charm :wink:

Author:  Paul??? [ Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:13 am ]
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We texted before.. we met up already and hanged out.. at first she rejected my kiss but was she was hugging me in a pretty sexual way.. (i guess she was shy/not ready)
then she gave me a kiss (quick one) after i said confidently "give me a kiss" with good eye contact.
now im sure she is down.. but i just need an advice what to do next?

also, can you guys give me some funny openers when calling?
i used one that i made up for the text "hey i was thinking, lets rob a bank.. i need a partner, are you driving or shooting?"

and when i call i say "im calling from jail and i only have 5 minutes to talk.. so i thought i will call say hey.. no where were you? i thought you will be my driver!!"

it works great... they giggle for a bit and then i say "nah im just kiddin.. how u doing?"

do you have any other ideas?


I used on my pivot the other day was the Radio transmisson one, in which you demand her seriously to stop using that tone, and from now on you will end every sentence with over. works like a charm :wink:
haha, but can u explain in more detail how to use this, thanks buddy.

Author:  Pop off [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:14 am ]
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Neg her voicemail message...it works everytime

Author:  Paul??? [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:28 am ]
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Neg her voicemail message...it works everytime

Haha great one, now i want her not to pick up.........

But seriously do girls even check their voicemail? Some phones dont give sms alerts for voicemails though.

Author:  slimsta [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:44 pm ]
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Neg her voicemail message...it works everytime

Haha great one, now i want her not to pick up.........

But seriously do girls even check their voicemail? Some phones dont give sms alerts for voicemails though.
thats true.. i once left a voicemail message.. next day i saw her and said "did you get my message yesterday?"
her: "what message?"
me: "voicemail"
her: "oh really.. i didnt get it, now i have to check.. what did you say there?"
me: "oh just blablabla.."

i liked the idea that Fender43 suggested, so i just call her, when she picks up
me: "hey, im on a mission to save the world so we have to pretend like we talk on a walkin-talkin and finish every sentence with 'over' "

like this?

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